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I am trying to talk my landlord into skydiving, he is a well respected lawer and has quite a bit of money. I figure if I get him addicted he'll drop rent a bit! or... He'll buy all new kick ass gear, let his buisness go tats up, and raise my rent to cover it.... damn decisions! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, two months and eight days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction and tummy tuck. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well look even nicer. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that ambulance?" God replied, "Girl, I didn't recognize you." A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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as a diver, when does this ever happen? A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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hmmmm........ (you know who) A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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errrrrr..... dare we ask? A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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ukemi? my landings need the work! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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I was waiting for that Lummy A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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I just learned I have what is called a horseshoe kidney, meaning I have three kidneys... how much do you think I can get? I figure about $60 k thats 3,000 jumps!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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It works!!!!! two days later and I look like I am a body builder from one side from the swelling!!!!! Might have to change my tag from "slim" to "slim except the right arm"! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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American Beer is like making love in a canoe... wait for it..... It's fucking close to water!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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I went to three of those meetings and I never got anything oh well....it's only money! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I peed all over my shoe on level 2!!!!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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I tried blocking the gound with my shoulder....same rule applies...don't do it!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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I am Irish, grew up in Kingston (just north of Limerick) so I am a firm believer in "Kiss me I'm Irish" A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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A:B:C A is for how many times you "got lucky" or some other significant thing B # of jumps c number of cases of beer owed at days end for firsts A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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congats to all you future dads!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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that sucks man do we boycott them? A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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congrats!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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thanks me too A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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pardon the pun but that blows!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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1:4:2 1 first phone call from Memorial day Boogie date
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definatly the flying bird! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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I never thought of that....when I bust my ass up, I go face first! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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I'm not a boob guy got my eye on jumpergirl just being funny!
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poor skygal 3 she feels so unloved today wish her all the breast.....best (sorry) A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'