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dogs and tires! don't get me wrong love the cats! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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well maybe you'll snap outta it! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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you must be the pints (phonic) of puns A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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I guess we cant expose him to too much A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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I guess it has come to a photo finish for him! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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I did a test a few years back, said I was just over the cutoff for being a genius. I can't even spell genius. If I am so smart, why do I jump outta planes? A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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I kant speel dadd butt Ime reel gude at math! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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nailed? framed? Mounted even? what is this world cumming to? damn puns A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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MAKE THE BAD MAN STOP!!!!!! lol A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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and women say there are no more honest men! I hear ya brother! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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there is ALOT of dry humor here! lovin it! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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I would take the money, and start a "Jump for Smarts" boogie!!!!!
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c-ya later brains...hmmm... I think I said that the first time I got high! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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they can't sell it there that's where I went to College A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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they only cartoons for kids these days are South park and Clerks!!!!! straight to the point! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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the only reason I would point to you darlin is simple at Memorial Day @ Perris Point to you, point to me, then point to my tent!!!! how you doin?! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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Well, that explains why they all have blue balls. that was bad! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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Male Dominance A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had furnished the book by the time he reached his house. The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me by bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair....... "The funeral director," said his wife. A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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wow, those are good...mine are a little less creative; find a girl with a short skirt on and tell her that her shoe is untied....blam "You don't look smart enough to talk to, but you are damn fine, lets just skip to the sex?"...blam "your dad must be a thief...cuz I got your number off the prison cell wall" "that guy over there said you were good in the sack...so here I am" "can I help you carry your boobs?" "Jeeze I wish today never happened, whaddya say we get sloppy drunk, have dirty sex, you make me a sammich, I'll leave at 5 am and we can forget today ever happened" A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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now I gotta list of CHEESEY pick up lines....but thats bad! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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Tell her you won it at DZ.com!!!! got a jumpsuit that way!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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they are going to be at the Coachella music festival? they were there last year! cool!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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Wow, i thought only chicks knew that trick. you chikies learned it from us! men are dogs! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'
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we used to make Kaluha with everclear. I remember making it...nothing after that! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'