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our office has a copy machine that copies over 300 pages per minute, it'll take your finger off if your not paying attention. A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

I can't believe this thread is acctually happening!!! although my office chair has a high back, it is leather, has 4 different levers for position and comfort and has an electtric massager built in!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train... cause we're going down the tracks." The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train... but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son and say... "All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen...." A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

geez, what is happening to us?!?!?! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

SEB~ please go back and read your post...then try to convince ANYONE that you are right in the head A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

HAHAHAHAHA lovin it! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

Gentlemen......to the boobies!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

nuttin but warm blue skies at Perris!!!!! [little kid voice] NA NA NA NA NA NA[/little kid voice] A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

what can we say about boobies we love them, and we will sure miss them I remamber all the good times we had... I'll never forget you boobies, NEVER!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

dude~ Chris sorry to hear it man, my condolences. sending good vibes A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

nothin like cool air blowin ya! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA damn...that's gotta hurt! No slim... you missed the good ol days. LOL I think it's best that I did! you scare me... A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA damn...that's gotta hurt! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

checkers? pin the tail on the donkey? A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

I have lived in both WA and currently in CA either way, I have always been a whack job!

yeah lets piss on the people that die so we have the right to piss on them! they ought to be tried for treason!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

congratulations!!!!!! whore! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

I used the "it's better than heroin" line my mom didn't like that, but my dad agreed! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

you ok? kinda retarded question to ask someone that cracked 3 ribs, but the info was followed with "hehehe" was that the pain killers? A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

What up Flyguy!!! welcome to a place where thousands of airheads rant and rave have a good time! psssst.....Flyguy....run...run and never look back...save yourself!!!! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

sorry darlin' I look nothing like him I am not cute at all! A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

HAHAHAHAHAHA A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

glad some one felt like laughing today, seems we are loosing the humor round here. A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'