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Thanks Kawi, I am very scared and want to barf now. And I was just going to make myself some breakfast too. Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."

***Q: My girlfriends pussy never gets wet enough for me to fuk her. Do you ever have that problem and what do you know to do about it? A: Three words for you... EAT HER PUSSY! One more... FOREPLAY!!! And don't just lick it, I mean eat that mother fooker like it's the last pussy on earth. There are tons of books out there on how to do a proper pussy eating. Variation is the key... For a while, then you have to buckle down, focus, read her body language and stay working until she cums. Women are not like us, they have to be built up and up and up until it's over. If you stop mid way, they have to start all over again! Unlike us. Learn to hit her G-Spot with your finger while you lick her and suck on her clit. Once your in a zone and you have teased the holy hell out of her, focus on her clit (as long as she's not the overly sensitive type), put both lips around it, and do a gentle sucking motion while licking it quickly back and forth (or up and down) at the same time. Try both, her body will let you know which she likes better. If done correctly, she will put her hands on your head to hold you still (hint) so stay put NO MATTER HOW BAD YOUR JAW HURTS until she cums or moves you. I guess the bottom line is to PAY ATTENTION... Notice her breathing and body language. If you pay attention to her and communicate with her, you will have a soaking wet pussy that is good for hours of f-ing I think this thread should be a chain email: Send to at least 10 guys you know and something good will happen to you

AMEN TO RHINO!!!! Yes Rhino, a very informative thread!!! Educated men are a good thing! It is nice to know we can all feel comfortable talking about sex with our fellow dz.commers. Besides, how can anyone be offended by knowledge? Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."

OMG that was so funny! I can't believe they didn't at least sport you a six pack! I think the picture of the dog peeing definitely would have raised a few eyebrows Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."

Okay, so there is this fabulous steakhouse restaurant in Perris. I went there and can't remember the name but it is about 5 miles away from the drop zone and I am sure someone will know the name of it down in Perris. I'm not sure what your budget is, but the food was very good and they have a good wine menu too. Steaks, Seafood, Salads, Bread the whole 9 yards, nice atmosphere. It is a little pricey but average for a good restaurant. Dinners probably range from $15-$30. Very yummy. Hope that helps! Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."

Awwwww Lewmonst!!!! My heart goes out to you on that one. After reading that one I just had to respond and let you know I feel your pain sister ... I hope next weekend's weather kicks ass for you all!!! Blue skies! JenO Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."

High: Having the most amazing weekend Wednesday through Sunday. Low: A final tonight and one more in a week. Aaargh! Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."

Wow Vinnie, you are a really good sport. I hope you are okay and feeling better. Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."

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My name is Jen (NoShit). I am a proud mom, a senior in college and I get paid to jump out of airplanes on the weekends. My favorite part of my skydiving job is the team of professionals I get to work with and getting to watch and see the looks on the faces of big strong men scared to the bejesus when the door opens and I get to take them on their first skydive. It really is the bomb. I also occassionally get paid to photograph and videotape people skydiving. The otter is my office and when I go outside to catch a breath of fresh air I rapidly accelerate toward the earth at 120 mph. Boy, I love my job ... Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."

I almost always pack for myself. I have never packed a mal (knock on wood) and one time I let someone else pack for me and they packed me a pilot chute hesitation/in tow. I didn't have to chop it but I was already stripping the velcro away from my cutaway handle when poof it opened. I trust myself more than I trust anyone else but there are a few people I would allow to pack my rig. I'll usually buckle if I am too busy on back to backs or the weather is just too humid and hot. It is rarely a laziness issue for me. Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."

Thanks, would you like to card me??? I like being carded. But no, for real, that is my peanut Dakota about a year ago. Isn't she patriotic? If only the avatar could show her face up close, it is a priceless expression. It reads Proud to be an American, now lets go kick some ass!!! Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."

Okay, thanks guys, you rule!!! Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."

I know the guy knows a lot but, I thought he was Josh'n me. I somehow remember someone saying that RAM stood for something as an acronym. Okay, I am taking your guys' word for it. Thanks Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."

Okay, so I am duplicating threads here but does anyone know what RAM stands for as in RAM air canopy? I am wrapping up this paper in physics which I promise to post but I need to know this answer! Spank you, NoShitThereIWas (AKA Jen O) Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."

No way, doesn't it stand for something? Isn't it an acronym for something??? Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."

Hey everyone, I am wrapping up this physics paper and yes I am embarassed to admit that I forgot what RAM stands for with regard to the RAM air canopy. Can anyone clue me in here? Spank you, Noshitthereiwas (AKA JEN O) Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."

0 jumps, 2 great days at Disneyland (taking my little one for her first time) and a pretty cool Mom's day with some much needed relative work. Looking forward to jumping out of airplanes next weekend. Whew hoo! Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."

LMFAO!!! Yeah, that outta do!!! Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."

Spank you and here's a toast to all the other SkyMamas out there... Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."

If you need information about STUNTS, you might try calling Jess Rodriguez at Skydive Monterey Bay (831)384-3483. He would probably be able to help you out. I have an Eclipse harness and most of our harnesses at SMB are all STUNTS. Good luck! Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."

Nice pics Chop as always. Well, Friday and Sat in Perris was fun, especially Saturday night at the Bomb Shelter (we missed you and the Bytch). But on Sunday the weather was way cloudy. I was trying to get everyone to migrate over to Elsinore for some fun on Sunday but no one wanted to leave. Looks like I should have just come down anyway. Little bastard got 9 jumps in and I heard they did 40 loads on Sunday??? Well, maybe next time. Dang. Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."

I dig reading all these threads. You all are just too frickin funny! Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."

DZ.Com is like a box of chocolates... Open up a picture and you just never know what you are gonna get. Since I am a chick, I am not voting on this one. Sorry guys Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."

Speaking of Beavers... uh he said Beaver... Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say."