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Well, if somethings changed would they really only be nothings or would they still just be somethings and not really be able to change? Actually of somethings changed, woulding they just be different somethings not nothings. To be nothings it would have to have been a something that is no longer a something? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Dammit woman! not so hard it bleeds! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Do not engage in a battle of wits with them. You should never fight unarmed opponents. sooo.... what are you tell us? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Ahhh - and also to rub the sting out a little . . . Good point. apparently Ben has something he wants to say. I did hear the bell. I think we should go check. It wasn't the microwave was it? Good lord man, no! At least I hope he's got the sense to not warm buns in the microwave! Do you know what that does to the buns? They get all chewy, now, no one likes chewy buns. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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So...Hippie's talk of paddling buns has Ben sufficiently warmed up. Blues, Dave ewww. Now Im afraid. Someone call jen and have her call her husband. Apparently he's got warm buns in the oven. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Ahhh - and also to rub the sting out a little . . . Good point. apparently Ben has something he wants to say. I did hear the bell. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Transition from rear risers to toggles
yardhippie replied to phoenixlpr's topic in Swooping and Canopy Control
that would reduce his drag coefficient, and give him an advantage. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 -
the paddle is for when the hand gets tired. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Ouch! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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OMG I forgot about that... sorry for waking Hottie up. it woke her up? oops. I remember you calling, but I couldnt wake up enough to speak. dont worry about it. I get calls at all hours all the time. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Hard to do without a seriously curved dick. And Pound doesnt seem to work quite as well as just a little gentle pressure on the g-spot while stimulating the Clit. You got it right on the money dude! I was just throwing words out there... but of course you were, you sign! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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You didn't finish. Lay down, turn over, scootch your butt up, woman! simma down now boy! You gotta warm the pan before you throw the meat in there! Isn't warming the pan, what the paddle is for??? Geeze, its like 101 in here. No, the paddle is for warming the buns! Sheesh! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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obviously they do. Youre not here. Now go to work so I can add hotties to my harem! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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She DD'd me the other night. I was too sleepy to figure out what was going on. I get phone calls though!!
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You didn't finish. Lay down, turn over, scootch your butt up, woman! simma down now boy! You gotta warm the pan before you throw the meat in there! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Aw... you rock too Mr. Turtle he's fooled you all! Dont you see! Someone has hijacked his profile! Absolutely not. Beth is a cunning Linguist - or at least she should be. Quote Can i get an amen? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Aw... you rock too Mr. Turtle he's fooled you all! Dont you see! Someone has hijacked his profile! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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and if youre cold and you put the Hippie on you, you'll be warm. Of, course, you gotta lay down woman! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Generally, Yes. However if you are Hitting the cervix without even makeing a full stoke.. It sucks for everyone. The women seem to enjoy it.... Trust me - you are being lied to. Ditto. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Yeah. She is . . . and this is news?
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if your cold and put a coat on, you'll be warm. if not, you'll be hot. Woman. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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In your experience, is it better to fill the slots first come, first served or do you hold a stalkee lottery? Actually, some have been bumped for better stalkees. No offense girls, but Im trying to run a business here, you understand. Kitty, right now i dont know which one you could kneecap, theyre all behaving quite well. maybe we could work you in on Friday night? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Yeah. She is . . . and this is news?
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Dammit woman, will you stop leaving your things at my house already! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Sorry all my stalker slots are filled right now. If you'll take a number I'll get back to you when we have an opening. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865