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how-U-doin? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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With me...duh! She is the keeper of the list and Patro'n Saint #2. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Skydive the Farm Anniversary Boogie April 13-15
yardhippie replied to popsjumper's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Uh-oh...look out now! Yup, there goes the boogie. of course if it is anything like the Christmas boogie... most people won't even know you are there!!! it wasnt my fault, the lights in the hangar scared me. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 -
I always know that sexy hair is good for the mood. Anytime any of the peeps go to see Raymond, you gotta go out that night. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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We watched it at the DZ friday. Tara, Jessie, Mandy, and a few others had NOT seen it! "A man drink like that and he will surely die!" "When?" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Suh - MOKIN'! Can I get an amen?! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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See, in her prime. Class A, hardcore, stalker. Psycho! oh, and Im not lookin for a replacement, Kitty wanted her own slot and threatened kneecapping some boitches, so I made some room for her on a key stalker evening. I merely opened that up for others before I just fill it in with someone else in the harem. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Bryan Burke - SDAZ 270 Policy notes
yardhippie replied to billvon's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
IMHO, there is no acceptable level of accidents. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 -
Much more like a demonic entity. Not that I havent have a few of them stalk me over the years, but I prefer the ones that blend in to the genral population. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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aahhhh yes, there might be a legal precident! Land, land, land... see snatch. Snatch... haley vs. the United States, Haley 7, United States 0. See it can be done! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Why are you sideways? I thought thats the way its sposed to be done? Sideways. Horizontally Counter clockwise Double Anti-Clockwise? I see where youre going here. Lets see what happens. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Nope, everyone knows that movies cant stalk me. Sheesh! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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awwwww, shit. Quicksand. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I bet that hurts, doesn't it? I think it probably should be described as "A Burning Sensation" Much like a knife through my eyeball. Oh, and its a movie quote. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Funny how I mingle seamlessly through many circles! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Do not engage in a battle of wits with them. You should never fight unarmed opponents. sooo.... what are you tell us? So simple that a Hippie could do it. Damn, that's pretty easy. I would be offended, but I dont get it. Oh, come back and see me when you assemble a hippieboggin at a boogie. Being that I am not a dirty hippie.....this will be impossible. Try again. then assemble a Brandonboggin. I shall then evaluate its simplistic design. If it stumps me, you win. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Hard to do without a seriously curved dick. And Pound doesnt seem to work quite as well as just a little gentle pressure on the g-spot while stimulating the Clit. You got it right on the money dude! I was just throwing words out there... but of course you were, you sign! Yet - I can see him doing just that. And here's the pitch . . . Looks like he threw another verb, bob. ROFL! Its a bold strategy Cotton, lets see how it works out for him! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Skydive the Farm Anniversary Boogie April 13-15
yardhippie replied to popsjumper's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Uh-oh...look out now! Yup, there goes the boogie. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 -
Be still Turtle! My mind's awash with transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Why are you sideways? I thought thats the way its sposed to be done? Sideways. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Do not engage in a battle of wits with them. You should never fight unarmed opponents. sooo.... what are you tell us? So simple that a Hippie could do it. Damn, that's pretty easy. I would be offended, but I dont get it. Oh, come back and see me when you assemble a hippieboggin at a boogie. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Wow! alrighty then. I appears, since Kitty refused my extra stalker slot for Friday nights, i have an opening. Only experienced stalkers should apply, certification by restraining order or cease and decist actions a plus. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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dont forget the cheese! Oh, and Im pretty sure "someone" told me, but I was drunk... and we all know what happens when you tell me something when I was drunk. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Dammit woman! not so hard it bleeds! Oh, by the way, did I mention that I decided to patent that line? You'll be receiving the bill for royalties at the end of the month. You do realize that blood rarely comes from a turnip? I guess you'll just have to come to ATL to collect! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865