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I get asked that question- "What if both of your chutes fail completely?" from the whuffos. So I tell them - "Then I die". And I do it with a straight face. reply] yea... but I always tell em im gonna tie my shoes. Some even see the logic in that one... takes your mind off whats about to happen. my wife knows... my skydiving friends know some... but most of all I want a big ass drunken orgy... or something resembling it... remember me as I tried to live... GOOD TIMES! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Im thinkin no... I look up to the post whoring/mongering that those who get to spend their time here... My job is such that I must limit my "online" time... We can do better than this... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Beer... huh... what did someone mention... Bud? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Do lizards sleep? Are they nocturnal? I think you missed the next part of the show where i told you that they were cold-blooded... so I would think they would not be nocturnal... seeing as how they rely on the sun for warmth... Damn... I gotta get a life... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

maybe is has soiled its self... and you have yet to see it! or maybe is just has gas... who know what food will give a lizard gas... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Did someone say PIE? and whats all this about forking and drinking and ass kicking... I thought this was post-whoreing!? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Smoked pork ribs from Wild Horse Barbeque in Sallisaw OK. MMMM... the best I have ever had... also one of the scariest places... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Its good to have ya... but hey is still damn cold down here in Arkansas... were lucky to get a jump. Good Luck! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Hey there! Have a great time! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Bloody Pommes! There everywhere! My mum is in Austrailia so I have to give you a hard time. Welcome to the.... whatever this is! Is great to have ya! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

WE(skydivers) as a whole are... lets say "nuts", when others(all others) look at us. We look at ourselvs and see so really cool folks. My wife doesnt jump and calls me an adrenaline junkie. Im Ok with that. The rush is great. Its not a passion its an addiction! Someone could probably find some medical crap to support this too. She supports me in my "addiction" al long as Im safe. I dont think of skydiving as cheating death. That would be chopping a main and having a hard pull on your reserve, and it only opening in time so that you only broke 2 legs. If we arent careful we will be hurt/killed. I choose to do my best to be safe and point out things to others that could be unsafe. If we live our sport along those lines... is that any different than a person not walking down icy steps, or someone driving safely? I think we just enjoy life to its fullest... a little more excitement... a lot more friends... one hell of a ride! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I guess no one likes me . But Im ok with that cuz I hate spam! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Hello! Its good to have another sucker... er dropzoner! Have fun! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

yea, my bother (not a typo) He really not a bad guy. Hes 23 im 26. We just dont like the same things... you know, each other. dont talk much, and damn near killed each other when we lived together. Hes in Florida , working as a cook! Im in Arkansas , and only gettin a jump or two a month!!! Im probably the favorite cuz I got my act together first, but he is rapidly coming in to his own! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Welcome! Hey sometimes I dont think in your language either! But anywayz we dont care... just have fun! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Umm... I guess welcome, even though you been here longers than me! I never turn down a chance to help a fellow dropzoner in need! (and be a post whore!) Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Glad your still here! Damn a downplane on #8! that is sick... Have fun! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Hallo! have a good time. It only gets better. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I got three. My latest is my fav and the largest. Been wanting to get another but just havent found the right one. Cool tats everyone! If I wernt at work I would get some pics of mine... oh well maybe later. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I had a "near miss". Was tracking off from a head down dive and felt a bit "out of place" so I had to do a quick rearrange to correct the problem. The thought makes my eye water! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Howdy! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Hallo. Its good to have ya! Enjoy! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Hallo! I still have yet to get much done here... damn talk back forum! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

hallo and have a good time! Cuz everyone else does! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Welcome! And thats a tuff question! Everyone (well most) love their home DZ and is gonna talk it up. Best case... get some info and go visit the DZ. Talk to some people and ask some questions. If they make you feel safe and comfortable. Its probably a good place. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865