yardhippie

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  1. UMMM.... I must now express my dissapointment in the misleading title of your post. After a most boring day I was truly giddy at the thought of seeing a Brazilian model. Even the link might lead one to belive there at least would be partial boobies (why else would you put "wow") For all those who found the article and its picture to be delightful and exciting may I suggest a walker, or wheel chair. On a personal note: I hope that at that age I can my picture in a publication somewhere other than an obituary Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. It is Friday yes I wish to be swooping this coming weekend Wallet is empty none gives free jumping to me credits cards usless drown sorrows in drinks drinkies bought by the freindlies to be my weekend Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. Im planning on NOT sucking... just depends on my finance situation. Sales not been so good lately, so I not done to good lately. Gonna bring a little camper if I can make it... I wanna go play sooooo baaaaad! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. Take advantage of it! I would hesitate from letting them know you indulge, listen, etc. Could cause for much akwardness . Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. Hello to ya... keep jumpin and be safe! Most of all have fun. Blue Skies! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. ok you two need to find a dessert shop, and buy pie, or even barter... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. Never!!!!! I refuse to by 4 door... er ok I already own one... but I also got my four wheel drive pick-em-up truck! Anyways im past the 25 mark.. barley... and being married help quite a bit... thanks Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. I was wonderin why there was a trail to the window! is it often that happens... It was my first time really I have never done such a thing in my live... you gotta believe me Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. hey really? Im lookin for new insurance... im tired of the bastards im with now... got any advice? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. Damn.. ya had to go and get all official on us didnt ya. I was hoping for some funnies.. all true though... you should have seen my own insurnace before I turned 26! OMG! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. Because man-holes are round. Why would you put a square cover on a round hole? BWAAAAHA! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. No.. No.. sorry that waz me... damn taxi dropped me off at the wrong house... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. sure... see my previous post on how the answer to everything is three... just realized even in skydiving it works pack + jump + swoop = 3 Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. Oooooh yea... the piano keys and statues we could make slave labor carve that into! Im not really evil... it just felt good. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. well of course not... we have to leave some for reproduction right! Whats formalin? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. you left out the around the front seat to smack me move! hah! "E=mc^2, my ass" nothing... nothing... I said its looks like a sea bass. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. Alright, people, that's it. Here's a brainteaser for ye, prove E=mc^2 Use of special relativity allowed. damn... I knew this one was gonna be on the final... I used to know some of the proof... but that was many beers ago! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. really dont remember the final... I was so ready to be out of that class, and its been a couple of years. Sometimes we just made crap up... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. damn thats high dollar pie... Ill make my own!
  20. mmmm.... giraffe. I had bison once... tasted like, well beef. DOH. ohhh and Kangaroo... not to excited about that one... this thread has gone downhill fast... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. -The weather has got to improve soon. A giant hallucinogenic reptile getting a thousand views means that there's not enough USPA members out there getting current! Now, if I could just do something about the bats.... I hear they are good with garlic? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. x over y divided by mc squared times the pathagoreum therom multiplied by the speed of the trains minus the velocity plus the length of the fly.... hey all this math aint funny... My Calculus teacher used to love to torment us with pop quizes where the ansers was always '3'. You couldnt get all the points unless you could show your work, but you did get some for seeing the pattern. There for we decided that the answer to everything is 3. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. but what would they be doing on a car... we have airplanes now!!! Im thinkin... mammoth roast. Aint been to one of them yet! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. What does a school do with a ton of orange lizard shit... sound kinda like a drink at a bar? "Id like one ton of orange lizard shit, thanks." its got a nice ring to it ya think? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. I can only imagine the benifits! Can you imagine the size of rack of ribs one of thoes things would have! Err... I guess you were thinking of scientific implications huh? oops. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865