yardhippie

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  1. I choose to not be stuck on an island without an airplane and my rig... but worse case... Ginger... then Mary Ann... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. Does it really matter what others belive? Isnt it all about what the individual feels/belives/preaches? I myself really dont care much for organized religion. Especially if it costs money to be considered faithful... Well guess that makes me a follower of the freefalling religion. anyway... in the end... just be happy! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. Nope! Im heading to Germany the day after! Its gonna be cold but hey... its still a vacation! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. well what a great job of whoring! Been a long week but looking forward to headown action this weekend. Oh yea... celebrating my 1 year anniversary too! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. yardhippie

    Awww....

    ohhhh... ahhhhh... I love the season for post whoring! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. Drinking beer is good drink it from cold bottles thirst be quinched tonite Becks Dark it will be then some Dos Equis bottles party and smile all Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. Im keepin the scars... there reminders... mostly of stupidity... but reminders non the less. I would take the mass about my abdomen and redistribute about my upper body. So I didnt look like a stick man with beer belly! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. Whoa.. safety meeting? No... welll Ok. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. yardhippie

    big way

    Im there! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. Yeah, it's so irritating when they slap me on the chin.... that just sick, sick,sick... but I like it!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. and me soooooo far away. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. yessss.... beer and tunes.... Im putting off studying tonite! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. ... when you hear the word 'safety'? Is it a feeling or what? When I think about it in genral its not even skydiving, but a feeling like being at home. But if you as skydiving the first thing to come to mind is going through my handles before getting on the plane. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. It gives me a hard-on just thinking about it! WOW! Great job everyone! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. and knowing is half the battle! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. 17? and cant fit in your rig? Hell I know a kid, yes kid who is jumpin. I bit young in my opinion, but will probably be a better jumper than me by next year. Me im 26 goin on 18! In my prime baby! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. Here here! I second that motion. At the end of the day, you have to be happy! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. Ya know Chris, I know you and I think your heart is in the right place but if someone had told me 2 years ago I would drop 10-20k to skydive i would have balked and maybe backed out. While they didnt try to hide the fact that it takes a chuck of money, they described it in terms that didnt hit so close to home. eg. youll start selling off your other toys, stop having other hobbies, and your friends will want to know why you never come around anymore. Yea we as skydivers should prepare students for the expense, but if someone really loves the sport, they will find a way. I did. Sold my jeep, my harley, and horse. Hell I bought that Nitro 120 with money left over from my house sale when I moved closer to the DZ! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. Hey... I will still jump at that DZ. But where im going now gives me that "warm fuzzy" Everybody is great, and I learn a lot there. One of the best pieces of advice I have gotten yet "jump w/ as many people as you can, you will learn more". I find I can learn more making a jump with someone new every jump than one person all day. B/c they have different ideas and way of doing things. You might get a few a-holes but thats the way of things. Bottom line if your home DZ is upset or disapproves you you trying to stay current and learn... maybe you should get a new home DZ. We can only better ourselves if we try! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. F!@k em! I did all my aff at my dz and was helping with cleaning and hell everything else I could think of. then they ran off the best instructor there, then a couple of the camera people and then the best tandem master. I spent a chunk with them. Now I go by there (last weekend for instance) and there not even open? 50F and light wind... No wonder I drive to memphis... But this is really a little off the subject. A buddy of mine put in perspective: I call him a P!@sy for not going to jump w/ me and he said when I get as many as him... then I can talk. hes got about 3500, and I have about 250. I cant wait to get in the air, while he likes to wait for better weather. Its all about what you feel you need... me? I feel the need to jump... and im gonna do it where I 1) have fun, 2) feel safe, and 3) can do it multiple times in one day! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. hey if you aint figure it out yet, lemmy try an splain it. Be yourself, but not rude. Be smart, not a know-it-all. Be sensitive, not needy. and be proud not egotistical. and if that dont work... burp, fart and tell her to get in the car damnit. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. as an avid deer hunter once told me before a hunt... "if its brown its down"! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. ... im at a loss for words... i mean... he-he... damn... why did they have to pull granny in to it? damn the images! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. I say yes... and let them be big so they will store more been... and the the tittie? what do you call a beer tittie that covers those? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. the biggest thing is... where I have been in Australia most women are even overweight. And I never saw anyone drinking Fosters! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865