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heh... I still dont listen. After 27 years ya think I would have learned. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Get a baggier jumpsuit. It's cheaper to upsize your jumpsuit than downsize you canopy. And if you drink enough beer, you don't need to. jumper + beer = higher wing loading Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Yea and you go to Austraila and they spell tire: tyre, and color: colour. and sooo many more. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

damn... i always knowed i shudda listend up to waht my maw said... she tawght english stuff at college. why couldnt have that stuff just rubbed off? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I be thinkin it deepens on ur kontext. but to mah bess recollection is comes on after the quotations. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end. CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles. PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato. SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids. STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny. SWIPEOUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use. XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace. IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The O.J. trials were a prime example. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. ADMINISPHERE: The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. 404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located. GENERICA: Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same nomatter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, subdivisions. OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. WOOFYS: Well Off Older Folks. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

... under beer and beer and beer for all! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

yea but: "a whole another" just dont work and "another" just aint in rednek speek! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Yep, direct relative of Bin Laiden as a matter of fact. they must be direct decendens of Bin Spreadin ? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

and the morons have it! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Yea.. I like Dodo Head. Thats better than kettle head I think. Dodo Head should be approved defimaiton lingo!

Oh yea... well... just.... damn... Im rubber your.... ummm... glue yea thats it glue and stuff bounces of me and sticks' to you.. Truly, a most intense discussion of gramatical correctness! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

But it was okay to slam Clinton for whatever he did, and it was okay to slam Quayle cuz he couldn't spell, etc, etc... No difference. If you're in the public eye and you do something that makes you look stupid... you have to expect to be called stupid. Ament to that... if ya fuck up... be prepared to pay the price... we live with it everyday... and were not in the public eye, hardly. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Anytime we are reminded of Led Zeppelin is a good thing. Even if your attempt was lame. Chris I must say though... nothing about Led Zepplin is lame... even a lame attempt! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Ok even more off the subject... cuz I had to read this one after the lottery. 1984... definitely creepy.. but back on the subject... its because these psychics say that they would never use their "gift" for profint... bwaaaahaaaa! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I must question... what this has to do with the awsome 3 hole punch? Just asking cuz I got now cool office equip.. oh yea and I dont have a job after next tuesday! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

whaddaz it matter how i spell or if i even use punkteation i can just rambel on for ever and u'd get the gist of it right I despise the english language. Its the only language where you can spell a word 2 different ways and each version meaning 10 different things. And whats up with some of the spellings? I type like I live, fast and messy. and im (I'm/I am) ok with that. Now if im typing something for work, or it needs to be professional looking I will put forth the effort to make it gramatically correct, but here? Nope. We dont walk around with are friends and speak proper grammer in a relaxed setting do we? So why should I type to my friends here that way? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Ya gotta love Mullins... $16 to14500. But I hear he might not gonna be around as much this summer. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

and there is somthing wrong w/this? My problem is I want to jump from airplanes every sunny day, but Im broke. Anyone want to give me money? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

No not here, my job. After nearly 9 F*#KING years of hate and discontent. I am leaving. Alas I will now have to find another source of income to support my addiction. Any ideas?My wife says jigalo is unaccepable. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Its 4:20 in at least 2 places during any one hour! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Ok my .02. I also was there. Really put a damper on the place. But I belive everyone has gotton so caught up in the discussion that they have missed the point. I spoke with the person who was arrested, and that person in no way is trying dodge what was done. Actually sees it as a turning point to be better, but was most upset that another would be ratting out info like that. The impression that this person and this persons friends had was that another SKYDIVER did the ratting, b/c there were very VERY few civilians there this day. I would not want anyone under the influence of anything on my load at anytime. After the beer light comes on... great, knock yourself out. Yet I am bummed that we as a group have let another group i.e. the police, come in and take care of business that we should have done. I have found that skydivers are one of the closest, friendliest bunch in the world. Anywhere you go... we take care of our own. This person I spoke of earlier did agree that there was a mistake made. A felony amount at that. I hope this will make them a better person. I had just recently met them, and some friends, and just one of those people who have a good vibe about them. I enjoyed all of those who I met and got to hang out with, cuz lets face it... the weather wasnt so hot. In fact the day in question was almost over and beer driking was already out in the open. I in no way am defending the actions of this person nor am I condoning the use of any illegal substances. I would just hope that we as skydivers could do a better job of taking care of situations like this amongst ourselvs. Either way... I had a good time... and hope to see those folks again next year! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

hey U can do it. I quit about a year and a half ago. Tuff stuff, but it can be done. Then I started working out and damn if I truly do feel soo much better. the extra money for skydiving helps too! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

One word: convience We are raised by one or two parents, of which the majority work. Not having time to "hunt and gather". So we learn the work and pay method. We fear the unknown as most humans do. The dark, the wet, the "outdoors" to most of society is unkown, thus (cool I used the word thus) we are afraid. Its conditioning. I hunt, fish, camp, etc. regularly. My freezer is stocked with deer, and other wildlife. I cleaned and prepped most if not all of the above. But I also have some fine cuts of steak, and pork. Even with a gun, in the pitch black woods in the early morning and late evening the woods become very still. It gives me the creeps. I know in my mind that its a zillion to one that anything other than my own actions will harm me, but yea im still spooked. Call me what u will, but I dont care. If you dont get the willies in pitch black wilderness once in a while. your one heck of a person. Its just the way we are. Take away are homes and put is "outdoors" for a coulple of months and supermarkets and "indoors" would be feel unusual to us. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I think I will celebrate at Moss point in less than 24 hours... then if we get rained out.... off to N'walins Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865