yardhippie

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  1. no, really. two times (and thats alot) she has accused me of post whoring. I flatly deny all accusations. I do not recall any such event occuring. But IF such event DID occur, Im sure that it was not the intent of said PW to be a PW and would further plan to discontinue said PWhoring. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. sooo... I have been missing out since I have been jobless... and now im drunk.. maybe I should start my own thread....
  3. sheep arent afrain of high winds and rain.... theyre afraid of JP! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. ok, ok. how bout this one? "fastest chicken in the south..." Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. Since you have made it clear that you have the skills needed, you will be used, tossed into the dungeon where Bill Von will make fun of your odd shaped cranium and Remster will compliment you on your well shaped posterior. Then and only then will you be released into the clutches of B-Squared, only to experience the release end of the catch and release program. Any questions? ROFLMAO!!! noice! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. quite nice... but how bout this one: "Mongo only pawn in game of life..." Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. ooohhh this is an oldie but a toughie "Good night Fraublugher. " "Good night Doc-tor" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. how bout this Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. ohhhh.... eieeee. You have to get your Dr permission? ouch. I spose I cant say much. Im waiting for mine to tell me I can walk w/o curutches! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    silent thread has been missing awhile Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. ok... so I cant compete in the boxer category... how bout the gear? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. Umm... you're new aren't you? me thinks the title "newbie" doesnt to the "obvious" justice. Please take no offense.. im just taking the chance to point out anothers deficiency cudos to the master for pointing this out. I pay my homage! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. Id love to pm you with that information... but sorry. I aint no good at it. Im hoping one day I will figure it all out. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. whilst it sounds yummy. I will stick w/ tonights menu. Jerk grilled pork tenderloin, saffron rice, and some "creole" veggies.... mmmmm.... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. from DZ.com? whoa... and I thought I was the only one who did that. Cool! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. thats what I was thinking... see cheating is all realtive! Just b/c Im playin by a differnt set of rules dont mean Im cheating. Actually, I did precisely what MY set of rules said to do. But I spose that dont fly in the real world huh? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. why yes, smack about me too! Ohh what an opportunity! a chance to volunteer for abuse, usually I just walk in to it. Whoooopiiiiiieeeee! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. the friday before ratoul when I broke my ankle! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. b/c thats a law of skydiving... like why is it there are more farts in on an airplane ride to altitude then at a bean eaters convention? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. yea. it was the pimpin fastest were it? Damn I had a good time. Random thought: Can you really go to rantoul and have a good time w/ a broken ankle? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. noooo... at home we call that "dusky" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. Why is beer always better after skydiving? Why does it rain at the dz and no where else? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. Q: whats the difference between a prostitute and a pie? A: Crusts Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. ahhhh yes the great language barrier that is Seppo english and Oztralian! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. this could go on this or another thread, but most amusing: "What if C-A-T really spelled DOG?" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865