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I didnt drink the tequila, but I did drink heavily. Oh and the drunk dialing.... oooooh the drunk diling. my head hurts... hell. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

My mom sent me this. I laughed. Maybe you will too! Two freshman philosophy students see the following bulletin posted on the wall of their lecture hall: Crash Course in Logical Assumptions Saturday, September 26, 1998, All Day Neither of them knows what it means and they are both curious. The pair decide to find the professor and ask some questions. When they locate the professor's office, the bolder of the two enter the building while the other remains outside. Student: "Uh...Sir..What does Crash Course in Logical Assumptions mean?" Professor: "Well, it involves taking information that you have, forming assumptions using logic, and then creating new information. Let me try to answer your question by asking you a question. Do you own a car?" Student: "Uh...Yes, I do." Professor: "Well, then I can now logically assume that you drive." Student: "Yes, I drive. " Professor: "Then I can logically assume that you drive on weekends." Student: "Yeah, I drive on weekends, I go out on dates." Professor: "Then I can logically assume that you have date partners." Student: "Well, yes, I have a girlfriend." Professor: "Then I can logically assume that you are heterosexual." Student: "Uh...hell yes! OK, I think I understand what this course is about now. Thanks a lot for your time." Once back outside, his friend asks him: "So, what's it all about?" "Its about using information and stuff...Let me answer your question by asking you a question. Do you own a car?" "No." "Uh...Then you're homosexual, dude!" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Hey hoe! How U dooin. Toenail here! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

You are a Toenail. (Taken from Ebaumsworld.com) Okay, maybe you're not THAT gross. But yes. You are a toenail. You usually get in the way of peoples' lives and are annoying at times, but people hang out with you because you are amusing. You enjoy acting retarded in front of large crowds of people. Many may call you a dork and a loser, but the truth is that you are very intelligent, and this will be proven in the near future. You are dependent on your friends, but you are not willing to conform into society's stereotypical mold. You may be called a loser, but at least you aren't a nobody. Even the opposite sex finds your uniqueness attractive. You stand out, and that's what makes you special. Even if people leave you hanging. Most compatible with: Hoe. WTF! I cant win for loosin today! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I feel happy now... but at least I can work for the gubment. They got great benifits!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Am I the only one that caught this? I cant belive it. OOhh the drama! What button did they push! geez im such a perv. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I have buttons. But mainly you have to be pretty big to push em. Im laid back. But. I have the road rage... I cant belive some of these idiots are allowed a license! Even me! Certain things spoken or written will upset me, but I tend to ever blow those things off. Im just to easy! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I went through a point where I was nice, single, good looking (at least I think so), and had money. I couldnt get a date to save my life, if I did they werent interested. If they did decide to stick around they had to soon be kicked to the curb for things I couldnt stand... ...I call this, the psycho-chick phase of my life. But that was before I was jumping. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Looks like it needs some mustard! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

60-80 oz in a day. Depending on my mood and workout. Blach! Id much rather drink Mt Dew, or Red Bull, or either of the two with vodka in them1!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Oh, clearly I am FORCING them to be picky!! Most men would answer BOTH!!!!!!! And that is why we had to push them to make a choice. This is a serious science experiement. We are collecting data. These boys, I'm sure, would LOVE any nakedness they could get. What? did somebody say nekkid? nekkidity? Oh wait! nevermind. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I have a life. Mondays = 24 all other days = post whorin, skydivin, and shit. so eat me! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

He got confused and carved your name in my chest. ouch. mmmmmmmmmm..... boobies...... what? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Im not sure how to answer. But I sense that either answer may come with its issues. oh no no no no.... everyone should be blingin! and if you're not... i have 4 bars of soap i could give you. I got an economy bottle of anti-bacterial dial. Does that bling? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Plaid- Rust Proof clock work Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Im not sure how to answer. But I sense that either answer may come with its issues. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Its not posted, but Ill keep an update as needed!!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I mean WTF! Hes killed Paul. Hes renegade on Chinese soil. There a pseudo-president. I hate this show so much.... Im going to watch it again next friggin Monday. anybody else? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

awwwww.... shucks... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

ask and u shall receive! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Bring your drama. We can handle it. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Thank-you for the compliment. I do what I can! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I do love the cute bootay. That is all. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

OOh a revolution! Nothing like a good revoloution! But we'd need a name.... somthing catchy! Lefties Liberation Movement Southpaw Exterminaiton Front! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

It's the work of the devil. Lefties need to be forced to write with their right hand. I don't know why they didn't think of this sooner. Can we get a hallaluja?! Amen brotha sista! Geez. im just plan bad. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865