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  1. yardhippie
    1. Do not take her posts seriously. I'm serious. 2. Do find the humor in her posts before reading the next. It's in there. 3.Go to the freakin Pub on Wednesdays or else ! 4. If you're a guy, don't be such a girl. 5. If you're a girl, don't be such a girl. 6. If you wear jeans, wear diapers. 7. If you're grue, prepare to be kicked for the hell of it. 8. In a pinch, you can usually find a pair of her panties in the storeroom. 9. Hate hippies-with a passion, and unconditionally, but love them on Fridays! 10. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    im just back here.... uh. yeah. started at 7pm... dinner ready soon! hoot! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    YAY! You too! Drunk dials all around! you suck cuz you dont answer drunk dials!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    guess I pick a bad day to quit sniffin glue! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. yardhippie
    while I know you hate me... I only return the love a dirty hippie and give! TGIF! motha fucka! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    HELLO! MCFLY!? youre a skydiver. you cant hurt your reputation any more!!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. yardhippie
    yes, apparently you are the only lush today. when I worked nights it was great. Id get home bout 6am, eat some dinner and start drinking till ohhhh, 12 then sleep till when ever and then get up and partayy, or drive to the DZ. (on fridays only) Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    shoot noh! Im still at work, then its to the gym.... THEN the drunk plan posted above. oh I may postwhore too. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. yardhippie
    One of my favs was when I was in Austraila... after a large evening, I stumbled out of bed, went to the kitchen and grabbed a plate of fruit, filled my glass w/ OJ only to find it was a mimosa. so thats how my day went. yeah!
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    we could hook u up w/ some kind of smell machine!! so that when u got mail I would smell like something. ooooh, and if a program had and error and had to close it would shock you! that'd be great! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. yardhippie
    my work computers stays muted, incase of video, or other sounds that the boss shouldnt hear. my home computer has most all of the sounds turned off b/c I use it ofted to listen to music. And I dont wanna hear all that stuff while Im jammin.
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    Frenchy, get over here and make yourself useful. . .I need a bottle opener. . .besides, kicking is not nice. . . BUT, he does have goggles, so he wont put an eye out! LOL! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Why yes, yes I do. Its in the freezer. I am down to a half-of-a-half gallon, but it should get me through the evening. And whilst I purify my blood stream with the finely fermented potato squeezins of Smirnoff. I plan on grilling for whiting fillets, cook some long grain brown rice, also grilling some corn and then maybe a nice salad. Then more drinking. Any one else planned their drunk yet? editied because I cant spell! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    yes! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Oral...

    yardhippie replied to yardhippie's topic in The Bonfire

    ahhh the joy of alcohol... makes ya 10' tall, bulletproof, richer then the donald, and dead sexy. how do you think this thread got started? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. yardhippie
    mmmmmmmmmm.. ribs!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    The FRIDAY post

    yardhippie replied to pyke's topic in The Bonfire

    too late!!!! http://www.weather.com/activities/homeandgarden/garden/weather/weekend.html?locid=USGA0028 Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    The FRIDAY post

    yardhippie replied to pyke's topic in The Bonfire

    you just wait... its comming your way!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    The FRIDAY post

    yardhippie replied to pyke's topic in The Bonfire

    Im dying here. its friday, its already hailed twice. the first time w/ golfball sized hail, the pea sized hail. and were waitin for the next wave Plus we have a local festival this weekend so traffic is a nightmare... nobody buys tractors/mowers when its raining... blah, blah, blah... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. yardhippie
    Mine has never gotten in the way during sex - NOW, wearing jeans a bit tooo tight....that's a different story jewweerry doesnt like the tight pants, you know better! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. yardhippie
    Hey leave poor Sunshine alone ya big dirty hippie! She doesn't feel well. Don't make me come over there and kick your hippie punk ass. You just bring your little Cali, base-jumpin, free-flyin, punk ass over here! Oh and the day you ACTUALLY do show up.... Ill give ya 30 min to draw a crowd and make you a sammich when your done! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Oral...

    yardhippie replied to yardhippie's topic in The Bonfire

    I belive you should save that info for some other thread! as to answer your question... TMI my friend. T M I. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I second that motion! Now git yer ass outta bed, eat a damn sammich and write it up! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. yardhippie
    You'll never belive this shit!!!! I asked a guy behind the counter at the gym a question and he responed. I quote.... "Thats a negative ghost rider...." this what this afternoon. wierd? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    this year we have in the garden so far: Cilantro Basil Sweet Green Peppers Roma Tomatoes Better Boy Tomatoes Im thinking about some: garlic cucumbers green leaf lettuce also we have ferns out side some creeping viney plant inside. and misc plants outside: hostas, day lilly, etc. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865