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I just threw up in my mouth a little! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I can reccomend a bunch that are or could be on your path. Archway in Illinois- Caravan-Awsome people-great landing areas Freefall Express-I dont know their current aircraft-awsome people-great landing areas OSC(oklahoma skydiving center)-182 (very fast)-great landing areas-the owner rocks and people are great. WTS(west tennessee skydving)-Mullins super king air- air conditioned/heated packing- RV hookups-camping-pool.. great vibe-great people-did I mention Mullins super king air? SDD(skydive dallas)-If you are far south- caravan and super otter, bunkrooms, huge facility, usually jumping friday-monday, lots of people to jump with, lots of tallent, quite a bit of team training though. anything else just ask or PM me about those places, Ill tell ya what I think/know. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I drive fast. Always. I adjust my fastness for what ever neighborhood/city/town/highway/freeway I am on. I figure as much time as I spend in a car, I should take every opportunity to shorten that span, and thus extending other aspects of my life. For example: Driving the speedlimit to the dropzone this weekend would take nearly 4 hours. Driving 10-15 over on the freeway, and 5-10 over on the highway, and slowing down for the speedtraps. will take me 3. So, if we only assume that I arrived 30 min early than using posted limits, and Mullins plane if flying back to back loads, I have just missed 2 loads. One of which I could have been on. So over the course of 52 weeks I have a potential to miss 52 loads. Scary huh? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Schweet. Just found out im off Saturday AND monday! whoo hoo 3 day weekend! What night we gonna go out and partay? Im bringin my supervision, yo u know I dont get to go to Memphis with out supervision! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

My credit cards paid off! world peace can wait! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I dont konw whats worse... a flaming poll/thread about prostate massaging OR the fact that we have a discussion about wether or not its bad to choose that thead over another! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

"Since I am your host, and you are my guest, what do you like to do?" "Ohhh.. I dont know.. play chess... screw... " "Well lets play chess!" and TWELVE is his limit on Schnitzengrueben Oh, its been a bit. but... "I didnt get a harumph out of that guy!" "qualifications?" "stampeding cattle" "thats all?" "through the Vatican?" "Kinky" "Bart! They said you was hung!" "And they's right!" "How 'bout s'more beans, Mr. Taggert?" "Ah'd say y'all had enough!" mh . "I got an idea Mr Taggert" "All wreight lets heer it!" "Lets feed em to Mongo!" " Awww shit thats too cruel." Favorite line in the movie... "Scuze me while I whip dis out!" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

"Since I am your host, and you are my guest, what do you like to do?" "Ohhh.. I dont know.. play chess... screw... " "Well lets play chess!" and TWELVE is his limit on Schnitzengrueben Oh, its been a bit. but... "I didnt get a harumph out of that guy!" "qualifications?" "stampeding cattle" "thats all?" "through the Vatican?" "Kinky" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Ive forgotton the name (it was that bad), but I remember gettin to a hotel around 4am after a very long day then a long drive. Some aussies on here may know the name. but the gist of it is.some guy crossing the nullubor (or other desert in Oz) breaks down, and get caught up with a group living in the outback (family) that are totally psychotic, and they hunt/kill roos, and sometimes people, and theres a legend about the "big red" (not the drink) but a giant red kangaroo that will kill you. no really, thats the plot. I found Solaris to be a awful movie also. Others that DMX and Jet Lee movie. awful, just awful. Best movie ever: BLAZING SADDLES "I always keep my audience rivited!" "Would you like another snitzengruben?" "Now baby, 3 is my limit on snitzengruben!" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

So does that mean everyone knows he's coming out of the closet? Hippie! I'm so proud of you! I am not. repeat! NOT coming out of the closet. First, I would have to be IN the closet to come out of it. Second, if I was a slave to GFD in her closet, I would never willingly come OUT. It would be by her permission only. you know it was a good drunk when youve still not talked to the person you DD 3 days ago. Or... you call again and they ask you how bad does your head hurt! Hey! How'd you get out of my closet to type that? I didnt. Im still in the closet. I have WiFi. Duh! you thing youd have figured that out by now! Oh im hungry, bring me a sammich! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

So does that mean everyone knows he's coming out of the closet? Hippie! I'm so proud of you! I am not. repeat! NOT coming out of the closet. First, I would have to be IN the closet to come out of it. Second, if I was a slave to GFD in her closet, I would never willingly come OUT. It would be by her permission only. you know it was a good drunk when youve still not talked to the person you DD 3 days ago. Or... you call again and they ask you how bad does your head hurt! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Considering that I help run the Drunk Dial forum here on DZ.com... ummm, yeah. I'd say I was a power drunk-dialer. and yet Im not on the list. hmmmm.... lets keep it that way! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

oops... im less pure. who'da thunk it? Total Questions: 100 Questions answered Yes: 50 Maximum possible Score: 100 Score: 51 Percent impurity: 51 Percent purity: 49 Explanation: You answered "yes" to 51 of 100 questions, making you 51% Sex100 (49% non-Sex100); that is, you are 51% in the sex domain (your purity is 49%). Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

So after a chat with a DZ.commer, I decided to post this poll in this persons stead. Are you a power drunk dialer? What exactly makes you a power DD'er? Should we be concerned about your exorbatant phone usage? speak up, or forever get drunk dialed! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

It's a Swedish word I think. "Shvelching." That'll be 6 points on your guy card license. You're pushing suspension! ok lookie here. what if you put the sheep in the harness attached Clay, spun in so the sheep baaahss everytime he thrusts, and someone licks the sheep teets.! that'd be cool. (ill have my 6 points back now) Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

this might be just me.. but it is damn good. any questions? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Hmmmm...........Mental note.............buy bouncy suspended harness......... but where does the sheep fit in to all this? what you you call it if you had the sheep do the sucking on the straw? or vise versa? I think I just grossed myself out. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

oh yes. I have got to do it. did you know that she can curse like a sailor? oh yea. and all directed at me! little ole me?! funny funny stuff i tell ya! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

So last night after a few good beers and one great steak, on the way home I decided it best to call some friends. First was no answer... so I left a VM. Now tell me why is it everything you were going to say turns into "why the hell arent you answering" and other gibberish. call 2: ring, WTF? again: ring, ring what is wrong with my phone again: ring, oooh and answer. the person on the other end was very hushed, and in my beligerent state I start up w/a drunken conversation, but soon realize that person is whispering "stop calling, Ill call you later" Ooops. must have interupted somthing there.. ever forward! take 3: ring, hellooo? ooh did I wake you? no... good conversation follows. and again: ring, heeelo. whassup? OH, Im at the DZ. I mention something about this person sucking... conversation follows... by this time i was home and very VERY wobbly. time for bed. and in the early hours of the morning I managed to sleep through my phone ringing and thus missing the drunken rantings of DD placed to me. yeah! my head hurts! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

oooowww. my head. What the hell did you say last night? what the hell did I say? man I was trashed. You left me a VM about some japanese "client" or something, and drinking and "what the fuck was I saying, nevermind, Im drunk." I should record it for posterity! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

yes I would... a nice smokey, sharp cheddar would do nicely. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Im just completly bummed. I had over 1.5 hours of edited (allbeit poorly) video. Well the tape (VCR, yes stone ages) was near the VCR, and a person who shall remain nameless, put it in the VCR to record the CSI episode last night. I was so mad I didnt even say anything... I know it was an honest mistake, so im not mad at the person, just mad its all gone. I had like a gazillion hours in that thing... spose thats a good reason to buy a Mac now huh? Oh well nothing a few cases beer, and a month of sittin in front of the Premire wont fix. [/rant] Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Depends what you're doing with it Q: If you could do one thing that had absolutely no consequences, what would it be? Rob a bank, a big one, so I could afford to skydive every day. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I don't exactly know. I'm confused too. whew. good I thought I was the only one. and id need some help if you understood and I didnt! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865