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  1. yardhippie
    We REALLY appreciate if you would wait til monday for the tamale night. J you are out of luck.. Im hopin for tamales tonight! good luck will keep you off the loads Im on Saturday~! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. yardhippie
    Its not the other skydivers Im concerned about... its Mike throwing us out over the prison at 8k! those tamales rock. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. yardhippie
    thats great! make a poll about how many polls you answer!!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. yardhippie
    sombody call a lawyer!!! do you see 'im repressing me? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. yardhippie
    Im going to encourage others to use spell check on their titles!!! Memorail Day Weekend Plans??? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. yardhippie
    Wow... thats a lot of syllables for ya isnt it? he must have word-of-the-day toilet paper!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. yardhippie
    Yeah... thats sounds right... most doctors dont use gloves.... for what ever reason.. that made me think of the DR on Cannonball run when he sterilizes his finger by swirling it around in a burbon and coke! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. yardhippie
    Early? hmmmm. that depends on if I gather up some friends and stay out too late on Beal street. Seems we have a bad habit of doing that sometimes! Hey Brent, what night is tamale night at that place. (yes I know, I could be a bit more vague!) Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. yardhippie
    I love that people are clicking where you said dont click here!!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. yardhippie
    OH yeah! you can even pinch em a little. But Im a freak like that. all these pierced nipples out there why not get mine done. Other than the fact that if my boss ever found out Id have hell to pay. I could use some more stainless! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. yardhippie
    damn you and suggesting fajitas! how the hell am I gonna eat fajitas drivin down the road!? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. yardhippie
    just one more friggin day. We're leaving as soon as I get off work on Friday! Should be there by 9ish! oh and *bump* Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. yardhippie
    just fast forward till my headache goes away! Damn excessive alcohol consumption.... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. yardhippie
    always happy to entertain the Porn Kitten! but this thread has given me new Ideas for DD everyone! Now why stop just cuz the beer is fulfilled it purpose!! hello Im pissin drunk! Damn drunk peeing skydivers! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. yardhippie
    LOL! thank the family jewels I live far, far away! but Sunny and GFD can help greatly, but remember... there is no turning back once the bioch side has you. Some even go through name changes... Zuel, for instance, or pure evil and should be spanked into submission. I am NOT the one for that job! This thread is just so sweet! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. yardhippie
    after reading the title of the thread I thought that there could be some confusion. ... but alas, it is not a sprint phone! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. yardhippie
    So yet another drunk dial. But thats not the best part. During the conversaion the other party says "OMG I have to pee so bad" My reply is "so go already" "I cant, Im not home yet" Conversation continues... The the question is asked "you can hear me peeing can you?" I couldnt, and I said 'no' but it sparked the converstion of if nature calls and youre on the phone should you mute, hang up and call right back, ask for approval, or what. I just dont see a good way of approching that subject, unless youre kinky like that... Me, if I gotta go, I gotta go. Sometimes I keep the conversation going sometime I hang up. You? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. yardhippie
    I read that and almost blew beer out my nose! LOL! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. yardhippie

    Who's Hot?

    yardhippie replied to funks's topic in The Bonfire

    you almost made me blush! Sunny is hot just for thinking Im that hot! LOL! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. yardhippie

    PUB!!

    yardhippie replied to AggieDave's topic in The Bonfire

    well, it better be good other wise im gonna be disgruntled! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. yardhippie

    Who's Hot?

    yardhippie replied to funks's topic in The Bonfire

    sheesh! does no one have an ego? me. I think Im hot. and totally stoked on the fact that I almost back to my last summer shape. Oh and the terrorist chick on 24. Totally hot. then theres the skychickies on dz.com too! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. yardhippie
    why dont you try it and report back how it goes! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. yardhippie
    almost all of them apply to Arkansas, but no matter what the commercials say. We hate Walmart aka Wally World. Most would rather have our flesh peeled from from our bodies while swimming in a lake of alcohol, than have to go there. Im fixing to go to Lowes this evenin. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. yardhippie
    I completely missed the "yellow" LOL and only read the bold line... my first thoughts were kinky, and why mustard?, but then with the whole prostate debate... I thought... ewwwww. but then I read the entire post.... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. yardhippie
    you shoulda told him if he wasnt nice you squeeze your butt cheeks together and pinch his finger off! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865