yardhippie
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my skydive shoes are still together, no it really works on shoes! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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oh, but the we could all walk up to you and ask "What do THIS feel like?" thats hot!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Sorry it took so long to reply. My fingers fell off and attacked me with cocktail pickles but I stabbed them with a fork and put them back on before they could get the mini corn on the cob. geeze. so many erros in so little time. you never, ever stab your fingers with a fork, unattached or not. Inevitably, it will hurt, maybe not now, maybe not in 3 hours, but yes, hurt, owie. second, the corn is the best bit because it preclueds the end of the main course and then they bring desesert. ummm, or something. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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if she'd dropped acid her fingers would have fallen of and attacked her with tiny cocktail pickles. Then wriggled away only to come back with minature corn on the cob. amatures.!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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OK I tried this but I think I did it wrong because when I mixed the drain opener with the battery acid in the jar it immediately exploded and now I have a 4 inch gash in my right arm from the glass shards and it's squirting blood everywhere! My boss is so going to fire me for getting blood all over the white walls! I'll tie a tourniquet around it for now and try and clean this place up but in the meantime can you tell me what I did wrong? you used a glass jar! everyone knows you should have used an old gasoline can! Geeze! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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one person at a time kelly! Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- getto come jump in ohio -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i never liked the ghetto, besides, we will have most of the ohio girls moving here soon enough! yea... Atlanta is the newest cool place to be!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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well of course, everything about Kelly makes sense! didnt you know?! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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so even if is bad, its good?! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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That might be the greatest thing anyone's ever said about me. Im not sure that was a compliment! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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were not rubbing youre nose in it. Were just appreciating the wonder that is Atlanta!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Yes, look out Atlanta. I have secured my sleeping arrangements for this weekend (not that would have stopped me). Your Arkansan threat level is now green. (for go, go, go find my ass a permenant place to live) so Im looking in Norcross area, if you have a vacant place near/by/around you and its habitable, drop me a PM. Lets all join together and get this done quickly, so I can go skydive!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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tequila bad. that is all. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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not me, I usually have the touch of death on a thread. Especially if I start it. Im just not entertaining enough i guess!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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my best guess from when I was flying (or learning to fly), and hearing the talk of other pilots. flight instructor, or rubber dog poo cargo pilot. gonna need many more hours, good luck!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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sex with an alligator grey goose makers mark carrot cake an if you wanna end someones night 3 wise men. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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this is a bad thing? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I'd go back to 1989 when I was 18 and do myself. Is that weird? it'd be like twins... thats HOT! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Oh forget about the book, we all just need to move in together and have us one big BOB/sex/skydive/whuffo/sheep/cowbell commune.... I always wanted to live in a castle, can we have a castle? my name says hippie, so Im open to that commune thing, just not the smell! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Are skydivers and base jumpers a hornier group than others?
yardhippie replied to ladyskydiver's topic in The Bonfire
until now, i didnt think horny was that funny. but now after "horny, horny, horny" thats funny. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 -
I guess I need one of them books. I ve been looking online and just gettin no wheres. Im also gonna look at some houses! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Are skydivers and base jumpers a hornier group than others?
yardhippie replied to ladyskydiver's topic in The Bonfire
all you need is a pop-up camper, a couple dozen drunken skydivers chanting spank tha sheep, and wait... thats already been done. Its just funny that clay can be shy. LOL! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 -
youre in Norcorss!? hell, thats were Im house hunting! all the cool kids are going to ATL. is that 120 all you can jump this weekend? fuck, fuckitty, fuck. of all the weekends to be looking for a place to live! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Are skydivers and base jumpers a hornier group than others?
yardhippie replied to ladyskydiver's topic in The Bonfire
Packing room floors........... Kregs camper.... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 -
I do belive that I am gonna like living in Atlanta! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865