yardhippie

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  1. It's not going to help. Getting over me isn't that easy. Oh, sorry, guys, didn't mean to intrude in the Men's Forum. Who am I kidding. Yes I did! You had me at boobies you had us all at boobies Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. I would like to second that motion! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. yardhippie

    Come PUB

    yea! pub it! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. I dont have the video. But apparently tenfootswoops does. Its mostly of my ass. It worries me so. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. yes. but did he get a T-shirt? or a cake? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. ahhhh. so I knew it would hit soon enough. First- NOTHING at anytime entered my anus. There were no other condions. (I have my morals ) The "stick" of said rocket was held in place by my cheeks, one of which was damaged slighly in the launch (or failure to launch) Second-Holy crap I was drunk. Third-did I mention I was drunk? Fourth-Cash paid that night was $155 with $5 that followed the next day. Totalling 160. and lastly. I started an epidemic. The very next day, another did two rockets for $20. and 15 Black Cats for $15. All in all. the video is so funny I nearly pee'd myself. Then there was the shirt. Oh and a cake. Hell, I wanted my last weekend in Dallas to be a BLAST! Careful what you wish for!!!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. hmmm. that is funny. but I reject your attempt to hijack my thread. Party on! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. yardhippie

    Come PUB

    been there done that. dont you remember. that was last week! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. yardhippie

    Come PUB

    ooohhhhh. Hot chicks. damn Im stuck at work, and have to pack and try to sell stuff tonight. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. I dont belive it. show us more! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. when I read that I read "cowbell". LOL! yea, I need some more ink. just not found what I want yet! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. I thought that was for the the prostate thing... Blues, Dave youd think that we could go a whole week without some refrence to prostate milking... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. all my shirts must be facing the same way in the closet. long sleeves on the left, short sleeves on the right. separated by pants. I always put my right shoe on first. always. I cant stand a car windshield to be dirty, and dirty inside is even worse than outside. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. and her dog.. It may have stolen her car once or twice too. sheesh. Id hate pineapple if it stole my car. Especially if my gear was in it. Death to pinapple! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. Surely, you arent referring to anyone that posts here! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. Careful! You could upset Kelly with that talk! She hates pineapple. Pineapple killed her family. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. what about Coco butter? dont forget coco butter! I can just hear you saying: "Dude WTF, go shave your hands or something!" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. Your S.O. was not "in" to it. This came up in a conversation the other day talking with some friends. One person said that they would never get that done b/c there SO would just freak out. I tend to do what I want, when I want it, but im not a big body mod person. But Im thinking of getting more ink and stainless. I supposed one should involve ones SO, but really its your body right? Brought to you by: arent you glad its not just another poll? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. Hmmm. Was that at Rusty's Steakhouse ? strangely, I went into a walmart onec. same shit spray all over the wall/toilet. No underwear. I had to get my friend. I said, "Dude, this is fucking disgusting, but you have to see it!" We laughed for hours at the thought of the poor bastard that had to clean that up. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. So if I'm in the middle of someone that's right handed to my left and someone that's left handed to my right then I'm a happy camper? that depends. do they have hairy palms? ewwww. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. yes kelly, I'd like drunken skydiver antics for 500 please! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. do you go blind on both eyes if you only use on hand? or what about the hairy palms thing? same question? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. that would be great! pull up in a moving van, make a jump or two. then off to Duluth to move in. good times. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. I still say it was you! I have mad video of me docking last weekend. Kel- 2nd floor but mostly just boxes. and did I say beer? oh, and tequila too. Clay- there is a difference, but I have NO idea what it is! Oh and BTW, anyone wanna give me a place to crash on Sat night? Seems I may get into Atlanta before I can sign my lease... I hate moving, but hey, ill be in Atlanta full time in a few days! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. Don't lie............it's Arkansas. You're all related........ Congrats...........that's pretty kick ass. Unless there is some MAJOR problem with your house......I'd be willing to bet that your real estate friend will use what people in the business call a "Friendly Appraiser." were not all related! My neighbor moved here from Kansas! no problems at all. its only 5 years old. so. any takers on unloading a moving van this Sunday? Ill buy beer! and pizza! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865