yardhippie

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  1. Id call it a compliment. they thought you might have been under age! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. OMG... I was just thinking about that song earlier this week. Im thinikin we can get 4-5 Paiges on there! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. ive not heard that, but funny none the less. I have seen video of a guy flying his girl friend around the sky by grabbing her from behind, while head down then flocking all over the sky, hilarious! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. just the usual... working real hard to make a sit dock and have someone grab my foot and take me out... mostly taking out type stuff... its funny when they get the look on your face in a video! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. fedral law states that you may be entitled to damages caused by false or misleading information left on your credit report. or something.. its on one of my credit report pages... good luck. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. note to self: dont stay up late drinking vodka so that your bday at work is a hangover day. Oh and dont answer the phone when drunk people call you and try to keep you up. on a good note: I started my birthday drunk! what could go wrong. and today, I am 4! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. yes but your other witness are skydivers, and male. You are a hot skychickie, therefore, they would lie for you. I conclude, cant trust em. Im not a lawyer but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. if youre wrong a third time well, I just dont know what well do to ya. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. shes in denial! see my link above, you are right. Kelly = wrong! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. ah no. you are wrong again. grows on trees and looks like an orange first pineapple killed youre family and you thought it grew on trees!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. You did meet someone who calls it that. ~Remi. LOL! Im goin to bring a Kumquat next time Im in ATL! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. filthy? they dont look dirty to me?!! do they need a shower? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. huh? oh yea the camera thing. Its not in video, so it didnt happen. Ill be back soon enough, then well see. I got love for ya! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. ROFLMAO! ok Kelly. Tell us where the bad man touched you. an actual quote from last weekend, after she proclaimed she hated the word "penis", but liked the work "Kumquat". love ya kel! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. better? you may pack better, but I sit better! Youre a pretty awsome sitflyer, for a girl! [ducks and runs] well have to do it again! this time Ill school ya a little! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. why do you have pics of Mad Ass and Happy Ass? LOL! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. that and when they talk to much sometimes they say the darndest things. some funny, some confusing! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. I dont have any pics available to post, but I wanna play!?! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. How YOU doin? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggg! dammit, that was close. but at least my eyeball didnt pop out! the little voice in my head told me to press 1, is that bad? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. I did mistaken you for Clay...I apologize... How could anyone mistake the sheep shagger for the dirty hippie?! Im much more kissable than Clay! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. You sure have been doing a lot of that lately... have not. Youve mistaken me for Clay. OTOH, this is a bad thing?! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. the least you could do is take him to Waffle House or something. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. I have to agree with it's in the eyes... when you are standing close to someone and you look into their eyes and then you notice that you are both looking at each other's lips and then back into each other's eyes with that I want to taste you look... yeah, that's hot... And that pic, you got it goin on with the eyes... oooh.. noice. I think I may have to touch myself now. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. my job is boring the hell outta me, I ready to get my move on, and Im goin to one hell of a boogie this weekend. Alcohol would make it go faster! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865