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  1. OK.. Thats It!! Stripper Pole going into the Disco Boogie Express soon as I get home tonight!! Dancers Wanted!! Need Shooter Girls too. Do you remember how it was decided that I have to have a pole in my house when I buy one? Geeze that chick was drunk! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. Should I start a poll? What the hell else are we going to do today? Poll: What do you do with the sucker half of a plunger? then you have to come up with some answers! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. Friends dont let friends move to Ohio! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Damn...

    No bikes are like work. To get anywhere you gotta put forth effort. Im not feeling the effort today. Wanna find me a house to buy? yeah! fun! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. I was just teasing Mark (notice the guy) because he came on being a smart-ass. I really wasn't serious. GA peeps are wonderful, they throw the best Southern freefly boogie! Hey what about mine!!!Your just offending everyone today.Oh thats right you weren't there. .[/reply gotta pay attention there Spence! She didnt mention anything about old-timers and their RW jumps during a St Pattys party! orrrrr... considering your a Ga peep, you are now guilty by associaiton put down the heineken, and take two steps back! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. C'mon. Seriously! Could there be only 1/2 of a plunger! Was it the suction cup half or the stick half? The stick half. What the hell does one do with 1/2 of a plunger (the sucker half!)? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. this may help! Forums: Search Results Your search for badger returned 773 results in 0.208s. the beginning of Badger here! Ooohhh. the memories. Ooooohhhh its a snake. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. Good times eh?!!!! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. Oh dear god! they've returned. how could one forget that time of year. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. C'mon. Seriously! Could there be only 1/2 of a plunger! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    The Rock

    yes! where the hell have you been? I like cheese. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. he-he! Ive got a bad plunger story. It involves alcohol, 2am, and a wanna be scavenger hunt! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. LOL! marks is guilty by association! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. yardhippie

    Dublin

    Oh crap! sorry I forgot! dammit, dammit, dammit! geeze I gotta remember. Keep dublin a secret! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Dublin

    duhhhh.... what she said. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. MMMMMM.... Steak. Ive got some top sirloin at home Im cooking tonight. but what to do with it? Sautee some onions, green peppers and shrooms to go with it? baked tater? salad? damn now Im hungry. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. lmao! No I wouldn't! I dont even have time to keep a pet, much less a hippie! Quote Yea, thats true. Hippies require constantant attention, and bathing. Damn dirty hippies. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. I thought crack was good with everthing? You know, like bacon! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. Having never met the kitty, so I can't say that I love her. But a little chaos in my life couldn't hurt. And as to her statements of feeling dirty. I took a shower today, so I think I am kind of clean. But I did watch the movie "Chasing Amy" last night as I can understand where she's coming from if it's even remotely in line with the theme of that movie. Haven't seen Chasing Amy in a long time.. but yes you should feel dirty! And its OK to love me. Hippie and Wilcard do. Not like they'd "like to".. but ya know.. You must love the kitty. To not love the kitty would mean pain and torture. Cuz she'd lock you up and torture your ass thats why! For if you love the kitty. she will love you back. and there just aint no love as good as dirty kitty love! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. Damn, the one day I decide that I need to get some work done! WTH! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. Ooohhh a dirty kitty! those it my favorite!!! I wonder why? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. narcotic pain killers (derivitives of the poppy: hydrocodone, codine) and their generics dont mix well with alcohol because each exaggerates the others tendency to slow breathing and heart rate. Ive been know to mix to two for minor back pain(muscle related): hot tub, lots of water(to drink), and a hottie in a bikini(or not). J~ that only depends on the situation! laughing at falling off the bed or something... funny. laughing at your SO's sex talk, not so funny! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. Just a content smile on your face and a spring in your step. I can honestly say... a good dump has never put a "spring in my step"! if a dump is that good, youre probably not alone in there! I mean that feeling like you've suddenly lost a few pounds... Don't even try to tell me you don't know what I'm talking about! while I will agree that ive felt like a weight has been lifted. Im still missing the "spring in your step" result. If Im walkin in to a bathroom, and theyre someone with a smile and a "spring in their step", I think Ill just go somewhere else! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. Just a content smile on your face and a spring in your step. I can honestly say... a good dump has never put a "spring in my step"! if a dump is that good, youre probably not alone in there! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. I vary rarely see my parents. My mom lives in Oz. and I usually love getting to see her. We can sit and drink beer and get smashed and its just like old friends or something. buy my Dad, lives in Germany, and i can only take him in small doses. Im told its cuz were so much alike the only difference is our age. the rest of my family annoys me quite quickly. I even cut one of my visits short over the weekend cuz i couldnt take anymore of it. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865