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  1. yardhippie
    cuz its like a train wreck. YOu know its gonna be awful, but you gotta watch! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. yardhippie
    Why not say: "I'll be right back" ? and if youre asked where youre going say: "its personal" OR "Im goin to take a crap!" depending upon youre company! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. yardhippie
    do what I do. drink more. until you cant really make out what it is your are trying to say. its great fun in the morning! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. yardhippie
    You come out of hiding to bioch at Wingi! LOL Somebody needs to... I mean damn, you'd figure some chick would be biochen about something! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. yardhippie
    Spoobs.
  6. yardhippie
    aaack! I say there must be an alternative to canning the boobies into vinegar filled plunger halves! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. yardhippie
    Pickled? why pickled? Who want a pickled boobie? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. yardhippie
    I am at work. But Ive got nothing exciting to do so im putting it off till tommorow. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. yardhippie
    Yes. I am the VICTIM here! My reputation has been scarred! (yes I know it goes well with all the other scars) Patented Plunger Pasties. It does have a nice ring to it. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. yardhippie
    Not any more! I realized I hadn't even voted in my own poll. [cartman] Seriously, you guys. you really piss me off.[/cartman] now that at least 6 people thing that that sucker half of a plunger should be used to shut me up. I now know what I must do. I have not yet convinced everyone that hippies arent all that bad. I now have a mission. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. yardhippie
    It wasnt me! its all Scaryshari. the boobie thing was her idea! see I always get blamed. I also find it deeply disturbing that im tied for 2nd in the poll. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. yardhippie

    Damn...

    yardhippie replied to CSpenceFLY's topic in The Bonfire

    Lawn darts! how bout quarters? or mock up twister: cut up the twister board, glue circles all over the inside of a mock up. fill with hot chicks, play twister! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. yardhippie
    Well, see, if you go back to the original thread, you'd know that I have a fully-assembled plunger that works quite effectively at its primary purpose, unclogging the toilet. The hippie, on the other hand, seems to have some plunger challenges. Hey hippie, where'd you stick the other half? Actually if you read the entire thread, I was not forthcoming with information about the incident in question, because those involved may not wish it to be known. Even though its funny as hell. The plunger in question was at a Kroger, at 2am. there was drunkeness, but there was also a mission. Upon finding the plunger section, we were shocked to find that there was only the "stick"... so becomes what does one do with the plunger section of a plunger... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. yardhippie
    ROFLMAO! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. yardhippie
    Are you saying you want to be beaten with a plunger? Huh, I've never heard of that particular fetish, but hey, you learn something new every day. Not what I was saying, but intriging non the less. After careful consideration, I would prefer to NOT be beaten by a plunger. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. yardhippie
    I don't rent though. I live in an RV on the dropzone....... hmmmm... thats a tough call then. I like having a home away from home. Plus I live in a town filled with skydivers so I dont have to go to the DZ to see my friends or vice versa.
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    same here. *** I can't believe they expect us to believe that a rubber raft will float a big ole tank sitting at the bottom of the ocean. eh, maybe. depends on how much boyancy the tank had. *** And why did they not get the bends? the tank, supposedly like a submersible, is at normal atmospheric pressure. *** How did the tank float to the surface? (It should have been below the surface how ever long the bridle was connecting it to the raft.) yeah, they could have done a better with that one. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. yardhippie
    Im currently searching for my 5th house. No, not all at once. I bought my first home back in '98. And i have come out ahead every time. If you can buy a house for what your rent payment is normally. And your loan is one that pays down your principal. then you cant hardly go wrong. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. yardhippie
    Oh that is hot. I stand corrected. NW~ you are doing research on plungers, just to prove a hippie wrong. I think thats like beating a dead horse! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. yardhippie
    coconuts? how did coconuts come into this conversation? and for the record: the size of the boob that a plunger could cover and still allow for area uncovered is at least 2 or 3 times the size that TheRacktm v2.0 posseses! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. yardhippie
    I have a problem with this suggested use... Remind me to never make salsa at your parties... ME! ME?! I didnt suggest that use, I criticized its potential use! See, the hippie get blamed for everything! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. yardhippie
    Damn! Here I thought I at least learned something OUTSIDE of the classroom in college (I mean, hell, once you're a liberal arts major you don't need to go to classes any more). brings a different meaning to the term "shitfaced". Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. yardhippie
    nope. youd cover the whole boob. and thats just bad. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. yardhippie

    Blumpkin

    yardhippie replied to funks's topic in The Bonfire

    I dont belive that quite describes the sickness. Every once in a while I think I might be a bit freaky. then something like this comes along and I dont even know what the hell it is. Then after finding out what it is, I realize, Im closer to celebacy than I am to that freaky shit! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. yardhippie
    I voted to make me shut up. Cuz sometimes I annoy myself! Why would you use it to hold salsa? It would never hold salsa! there would be a hole where the stick was sposed to go! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865