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  1. yardhippie
    What did you expect them to say? Marry my daughter? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Oh come on...........a little Vics Vapo rub in the nostrils, a blindfold, and a snorkel it'll be all good! Clay you're one sick fucker! The visual is horrible. /shiver Hello Kettle? yeah this is Pot calling. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    JACKASS! I am not gay. You're being mean I don't want you to be mean! MODERATORS! Theres no whining in postwhoring! Did I mention I am really bored? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    careful, or the monkeys will fling poo. Dont tempt the monkies! I'm gunna duct tape a banana to your forehead hippy! I WARNED you! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    careful, or the monkeys will fling poo. Dont tempt the monkies! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    simmah dan nah! yall aint care full somebody's gonna get their feelins hurt, then someone will call someone a stupid fucker. and that will end poorly. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    It is?? You don't?? This is a job for POP!! Pop, where are you??? yes, its friday. 7 hours till freedom. then its margaritas, beer and boobies. and no, I aint got shit to do. but thats what ya ge when you dont have a boss. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Im in, plus RedHot. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. yardhippie
    yes its bad to poke the bear. whatever you do DONT poke the bear. Ive sold off lots of stuff to keep my skydiving habit. A custom Harley, a restored Willis jeep, a VR4 Galant, my 4wd truck. and now I drive a fuel efficient hatch back that is boogie friendly. I do it cuz I love this sport. I love the people. its a hell of a rush going just a bit further in your swoop. Or finally getting that dock youve been working on, or nailing some transition. A sense of accomplisment in an enviroment that few ever really understand. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    yardhippie replied to unformed's topic in The Bonfire

    OMG, seriously, OMG, bahh, OMG, seriously that was one of the funniest episodes ever. Im suprised the neighbors didnt come over and complain! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    What happens after that? its a suprise! did you know its friday? and I aint got shit to do? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I moved to Atlanta for the skydiving scene. Lots of skydivers lots to do. Loving it. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Man I bet you could fling some poo with that. . hoo flung pooh? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Happy birthday ya goat fucker! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I have seen the top of the mountain, and it is good. I can see it right now... me likey That is tight! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I have seen the top of the mountain, and it is good. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I know! Lets give 'im to Mongo! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I terrorrize damn dirty hippies TheRack(TM)v2.0 terrorizes weaker men. its not hard. You cant help but go weak when you see TheRack tm v2.0 Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Ill be keeping an eye on you wifey! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I terrorrize damn dirty hippies Note to self: do not shower. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I do not negotiate with terrorists. I do not terrorize negotiators. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    You say that like it's a bad thing No I didnt! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    WTH! Did you slip on flug poo and bonk yer noggin on a blunt instrument? Rebecca: I belive it has to do with the eye... its all about the eye! EEewwwwwwwwww... agreed. TheRack tm v2.0 has earned a spanking. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Mr naked jump guy heres to you mr naked jump guy. Youre frighten the chicks as you get ready to make your solo naked jump. Youre not scared, youve got shrinkage. shrink, shrink shrink Youve done this before, and youll do it again. no matter how many people complain. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    WTH! Did you slip on flug poo and bonk yer noggin on a blunt instrument? Rebecca: I belive it has to do with the eye... its all about the eye! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865