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Chuck Norris dont need more flavor in his rita. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

So then saying ----- "Travelocity . . . . .Dot-COMMMMMMMMMM" isn't helping is it? then theres that vonage commercial: woo-hoo, woo hoo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo hoo-hoo! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

its been years ago, but a buddie of mine and I were riding around doing nothing in particular, and as I scanned the radio channels, we came accross this twangy blue grass music. Just as I was about to keep going this guy starts singing about how he's got a bucket with a hole in it. coincidence? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

mmmmm... gravy. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

beware the kitty crack margaritas. the other night 4 of us plowed through nearly a fifth of Cuervo, and 3/4 of a fifth of triple sec. Ugh. that hurt. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I have some goals today. I actually have quite the busy week left in front of me, and to make the days go by faster, I break my goals up, but then it just seems like Ive got waaaayyyy to much crap to do. So what do you have to do today? Get away with out doing any work at work today. Call the door co. about the broken parts on my door. Figure a shopping list for the food Im cooking this Saturday. Get out of the office before traffic gets too bad. Go to the farmers market for things on shopping list. Finish my 3rd edit of my most recent video. go to nieghbors and see some friends. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I have no time for TV. Too many other cool things to do, like create my own videos! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I hate it when I lose my buzz! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

guess i dont know it. good for me! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Ooooh I'll bet theres some awsome 'mixes' there! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

awww come on! I just think its sweet when someone covers the entier back window of the 1989 Chevrolet Cavalier with "in loving memory of ....." now thats class. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Agreed. if youre looking at those things you're more likely to become one yourself. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

thats not a sauce! you said sauce, I figured alfredo, marinara, pesto.... THOSE are sauces.

it was a meal, and I was just talking about it the other day: Skillet fried chicken mashed taters and gravy green beans with onion and bacon homemade biscuits mmm.... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

shouldnt drinking and shenanagins be part of that event also? but seriously. It sounds pretty cool.

It might be in your best interest to bring Vodka. Im the cook this weekend. i have no need to bring Vodka! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Theres a good chance I'll be unsupervised again! Exploding pinatas anyone? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Chuck Norris can base jump without a rig. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Hey I thought trouble was a good thing Depends on what KIND of trouble youre gettin in to! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Oooh yeaaaahhhh! and my little Black Humper of Death returns this weekend! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

lets analyze this situation: Skymama carrying her paddle as far as I know she dont have her own paddle, and I saw her break the last one she was given. Could be good, could be used to wack me over the head and steal my car Mcneill79 wearing a White T-Shirt if she's wearing a white t-shirt in the rain, why is she still standing with that group of guys there? She's got something going on. Definietly trouble! Clay carring a Sheep if he's carrying it, it must be dead, and I dont wann know how! Vinny the Anvil Holding a Bottle of Patron While he's always willing to share the Patron, on a dark and stormy night he may have drank it all already, why pick him up when I can just claim I missed him cuz someone was standing in front of him! Thanatos340 with a cooler of jello shots why hasnt he given all the jello shots to the chicks at the bus stop so they'll "cuddle" with him to "keep warm". he's gonna bum rush me and take a hot chick with him. No dice! GFD and her eyeball if she's got her eyeball back, she can see Im a hippie. that will just piss her off. No chance there. Sunshine with a box of Twirly Cookies its raining, cookies in a box? I think not. they'd be mush. she got something in that box, but she's not to be trusted standing around with that lot! Skinnyshrek and an empty mudslide bottle I'd cosider skinny, cuz he'd not take up much space, with his bottle being empty and all. But then again, I'll just splash him. BE RUDE NOT TO! Turtlespeed wearing a leash Thats flat out frightening Bolas wearing his getto Camera Helmet and wearing his Thong at least hes not wearing his ball gag. Still, a no go there. If he's wearing a thong on the street, he's working it, and I dont swing that way. Well that being said I supposed I will: Leave them all and splash them as I speed past. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

I doubt there will be a new video this weekend. Im running short on time already and I have to start cooking on thursday cuz I got a date on friday! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

Hippie's skidiving videos of course! Duh! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

You forgot the tug. the lasers. the pet carrier friendly stairs. and last but not least... the people! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865

they're really reaching on that one. the real world repurcussions are just too great. There are too many people questioning and not getting answers. The cat aint out of the bag yet, but hes kicking and screaming and everyone is wonderin what the fuck is in there. I think they did a pretty good job of drawing this one out. it was a little anti-climactic though. with the trend the writers have been using. how could one not see that ending and trailer coming? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865