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  1. yardhippie
    WTF did you do to my bathtub? Shove a sock down the drain!? All of a sudden the damn thing wond drain! I blame you! There, how is that? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Why is she so bent on tarnishing our reputation? What did we do to her? Why is she after us? Did we not do as she said when she forced us to drink that stuff in that bottle? Did we not follow her orders when she siad - "Here, Have More!" What does it take to satiate this woman? I think I am going to go meditate on this. I just dont know. We never just "have more" do we? Nooooo. We have standards! I am meditating as we speak. mmmmm... meditation. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Who said anything about impurities? I said "fishy", as in curious, somethings up, etc. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    I practiced this event Saturday (I had something fishy ). I can with this one. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Ha! I almost died choking on my oatmeal stout while reading this! Damn you, don't do that! A-game, baby...you know what I'm talking about. You were not there last weekend, so you couldn't witness the "Neww and Improved" Turtle in action. I was in bed by 11PM. Not quite, but close. Admit it, you were still watching TV at 11. Either way, we are good and wholesome people. I know not of this "party" that others speak of. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Maybe - but if you spout off really loud " I KNOW MY RIGHTS" to the cop that pulls you over, and then recite that to him, then you are SURE to get off the hook. Turtle everyone! It's not just for dinner anymore. Oh, and people do that shit in Atlanta all the time. Might not be "illegal" but sure as hell aint safe b/c it's not in the expected actions list of other drivers. i make them confuse cuz u differnt. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    What exactly do you have in mind . . . I think I'll be sleeping in my shell! Ive seen your shell. You're gonna need an addition! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. yardhippie
    One of the three wise men suggested we go pay out respects to Lee. Even though it was like 2:40AM. I could barely walk and much less want to go out into the damp cold. I mumbled somthing and got my beer and off we went. The three of us made sure to water Lee's tree at The Farm. Then as quickly as we arrived, we hauled ass back to a nice cozy warm place! Of course, this is the ONLY thing that happed at the Farm this weekend. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. yardhippie
    Say what now? I... ummm... er... Where was I again? Someone ask J, maybe he knows. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. yardhippie
    I like to [censored]. Then, on the weekends I have a great time doing [censored] with [censored] and [censored]. MMMMMmmmmm.... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. yardhippie
    In fact I do ned to do just that . . . Do I need to give you warning or should I just show up? Well, if you put your money on the chance that all pieces are in their place, you sir are a gambler. If you were here tomorrow, I have two words for you: Oh fuck. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Turtle: Is this the best you can do? I expected more. You sir, need to return to GA to re-learn the way of the Buddah. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. yardhippie
    Registered: Nov 14, 2002, 7:32 PM Then: Around 50 jumps, barely married, thinking I wanted to live in Arkansas for the rest of my life. Now: happily married, amazing chef, madness leader, bad influence, great friend, freeflier and swooper livin in the great atlanta. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. yardhippie
    Gouda is for buddah and that's good enough for me? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    They're coming to take you away? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Is it wierd that this thread all of a sudden makes me feel old? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. yardhippie
    Big hair, a flock of seagulls, not much. Of course now that your back, it could get ugly. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. yardhippie
    We had a nice quiet Friday at the Farm this past weekend. Hans, J, and I hung out with a few others and a couple of stories were told. None of which can be repeated here. I have no doubt, he was looking out for us.
  19. yardhippie
    Sorry, Im currently bringing binge drinking back. Youh sheee wat Im saayinnn? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. yardhippie
    I was gone for 3 months. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. yardhippie
    Seriously. I just had a look and it looks like the home page to MSNBC or CNN. Does everyone really only monitor this site and no other? Do you really think that we all missed that GREAT BIG HEADLINE on any one of the other sites we might click? Anyone remember when we had original threads? [/rant] Just wondering and I had an extra .02 to contribute. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. yardhippie
    Hah! I'd be a lot more popular if that were true.. Lately I seem to have to go out of state to do any jumping. I don't know why, I'm right down the road from you The kittie has high standards! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. yardhippie
    Skydive the Farm, thats where! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. yardhippie
    Im kinda a slacker so I dont set goal, but since Jan 1 i have dropped about 17lbs which was all on my gut. The abs are starting to show through the flab again, and the ladies are nice enough to comment. Due mainly to my change in diet: smaller portions, almost no meat (steak is still damn yummie tho), regular(3 or so per week) 1.5 mile run/walk, and not being so lazy when I get home. Instead of loggin on here and watchin TV all night I cook, clean, work on the house, etc. 5 or so more pounds and I'll be happy. its the eating that gets me. It would only take a few days of eating huge meals to fall right back in the routine. Oh and I keep healthy snacks around and refuse to keep junk around. Snacks include: edemame, fruit, yogurt, cheese, whole wheat breads/wraps, etc. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. yardhippie
    Happy Birthday girlie! I'll see ya in an hour or so! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865