yardhippie

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  1. Ive moved on to plucking my nose hairs. Its a rush. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. Oh dear God! You know you can do it! mmmmmm... cheesy goodness! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. Well . . . what do you expect? A lot. A WHOLE lot. Any questions? I could show you my order form . . . Actually, I think you should Adobe that shit and post if for the community to review. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. Thats ok. I'll remember that next time your in the ATL. I'll be there Monday. I was going to surprise you - Well you should wait until Tuesday. I'll be home then. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. I'm not trying to attack her . . . And this has what to do with the price of green grapes? Hottie is in no way inherently violent - so as long as I am mostly behaved and do not cross the "Hit" line . . . I should be OK - PLUS - I would get to see if Hottie is as well behaved as you are when she is not around. Sweet Jesus man. Have you missed the color of her hair!!!? Of course shes not inherently violent! It just comes naturally! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  6. Sorry Hippie - Hottie would miss you too much . . . ######## ######## ######## You know who you are . . . PM me and I'll confirm. Thats ok. I'll remember that next time your in the ATL. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. And this has what to do with the price of green grapes? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  8. Well . . . what do you expect? A lot. A WHOLE lot. Any questions? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. I was wondering - I wonder what Hottie is doing . . . I leave that up to you to decide if you wish to walk that path. The ones who know me, know i dont fight her battles. She has the power, do not doubt it. maybe I could brink kitty and Laura as bodygaurds for whom? I doubt they'd side with you! The Hottie is highly regarded. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. Maybe you should share them Who the hell wants 2lbs of peanut M&Ms that have been up Turtle's ass?! I can think of a few. I just vomited a little. Really nothing to do with this thread. Just thought you should know. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. You really need SkyMonkeyOne. Then you can get shirts. "Chuck Blue ruint my skydiving" Im not worried about those shirts. When I deserve a shirt, I will get a shirt.
  12. Moooooorrrrrrrrrrrrre Braaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiins! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. Actually - GA is going to be scared - possibly scarred this year I'll be in AR for chrissie. Its legal for you to be in GA since I will be gone. I was wondering - I wonder what Hottie is doing . . . I leave that up to you to decide if you wish to walk that path. The ones who know me, know i dont fight her battles. She has the power, do not doubt it. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. Wise minds think alike? BOMBS AWAY!!!! Im killing a fifth of Mandarin tonight yo! Bombs is good! Mandarin hates your liver! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. Sigh . . . 2 pound Maybe you should share them Who the hell wants 2lbs of peanut M&Ms that have been up Turtle's ass?! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  16. Actually - GA is going to be scared - possibly scarred this year I'll be in AR for chrissie. Its legal for you to be in GA since I will be gone. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. With that line up.. You don't give a fuck if you leave. You guys are having to much fun getting bombed. precisely! Skydive? Bombed? yes! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. Peanut butter jelly time! yes it is Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. Jello J Turtle and Wyatt. That is all. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. Thats just sick. I wish I thought of it. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. ' it's not that I didn't know . . . It's that I didn't want to eat the whole bag! And just BTW - you still have some points out for sale in the market. mmmm the whole bag. Genrally I dont have the appetite for that (assuming you got a 1lb bag), but its worth a try. Im in the IW and over here cuz im bored there! Thanks for the update Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. If you need to ask you are not yet ready to be called 'Box Master'. Power Nuggets are pure brilliance. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. Where are ya'll ordering from? Bwaaaaahahhahaha! Lucky for Hottie, Laura is a good cook. Laura is right, I am in AZ. Anyone wanna get drunk tonight? I might just break my no drinkin on a weeknight rule tonight. Stay tuned for details! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  24. Dude, that sounds waaay too convenient. I know how your thinking goes: "Hmmm... Decembbbbbbrrrrrrrr... no way... no need for skydiving. Maybe January? No still too freakin cold. Febbbbbbbrrrrruary? No way. March... maybe getting better but stil need to lose those pounds gained in the wintry months. So April it is! Yes April when the birds are singing and I'm not loading the velo at 3:1!" hehehe. See you in a few months Actually I am taking some of this time to lose some unwanted weight. Already below 2.1! Im gonna spend some time in one of the tunnels this winter. But if ATL has the winter that is "predicted" we should have some great jumpy weather by March. Hell I had like 30 jumps in the month of March 07! I'll probably have to have Hottie bring my rig out late one night and Im sure to forget its due for a repack! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  25. Unless you make a trip to SF!!! Then you get to see me