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I have a roll of toilet paper in my car... is that weird? Only a little, but that depends on why it is there?! Well the stranger thing is I don't even know how it got there! And I will gladly show you around SF
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Hops are for pussies! distilled spirits are pure genious!!!! vodka = salvation! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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While I'm laughing so hard my side hurts... Not so many women feel like you're "making up" to her! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I have a roll of toilet paper in my car... is that weird? Only a little, but that depends on why it is there?! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Red wine? For you? I'd drink wine too! Booze is good!
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Am I the only one who says WTF when they see the post ^^^^ up there? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Red wine? For you? I'd drink wine too! Booze is good!
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Oh... its Don. DON!? I hate Don... DoN!? Damn DON! I HAte DOn... I hate toilet paper... !!!!!!! I love vodka! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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What one calls them and what one does with them are sometimes two different things. Agreed! That's one of the reasons my breakfasts are so awesome! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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I really dont care. It's all semantics. Im having trouble keeping focused on the internets. There is nothing interesting tonight. I may go look at some porn! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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mmmm Mandrin Absolut YUM
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Seriously, you didnt KNOW there was drinking happening here tonight?! Whats the first rule of my house? Eat, drink and be happy! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Werd! You gotta mix that shit up yo! It's all about he coordination! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Well, some of us.... Umm, I mean some of them might be deprived and depraved. But yeah, it's probably the deprived part that makes them want to talk about sex all the time. Or.... Possibly... Now I know I going out on a limb here... Maybe, just MAYBE.... We really ENJOY having sex!? Now this is a real reach... The american society has done nothing but repress the natural way of things and forced the natural progress into remission. I say fuck those shitheads. If you dont get it... well, good luck to you. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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2nd hell!? I've been chugging shots of vodka for hours! Such a good liquor!
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You panzys dont fuck this funny up and put it in the speakers corner! That shit is HI-larious! What a good laugh! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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No really. I'm an alterboy. All of the ALTAR boys around here have ganged up on the diocese of Davenport, and sued the pants off of the priests. OOoops, guess the priests already had their pants down. Anyway, diocese is bankrupt now. Hope you aren't THAT kind of ALTAR boy. Nope. I was raised non-religionish! The quote comes from a kind female friend who, when visiting my house with her SO, claimed that she thought I was an alter-boy. I looked so innocent. I promply grabbed the liter of Jager from the freezer and other "fun things" and said "ok, let's go"! She will not even be in the same room with me when there is Jager nearby. I break people. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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One of my faves! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Yes I do. It wont make your feel any better, but aint nobody got anything from me! I changed computers and my capture/edit program got yanked (company stuff). I have some software somewhere, I'm just a slack ass. Soon, I hope! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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LOL! I had my hood pierced 2+years before I even though about getting my nipples pierced...and damn it the nipple piercings hurt worse than the hood piercing! but yeah I have 2 in each ear aswell,but they arent as fun as the other 3 I miss my nipple piercings. They were a LOT of fun. After about 18 months, one started to migrate. No amount of salt soaks, lotions, etc could settle it down. I removed it. Then about 3 months later the other got infected and I just couldnt get it to clean up. I fought it for about 30 days and pulled it too. My other piercing though, I've had it now for about 6 years. There's no worry about that one growing back! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Yea, but that'll mean I'll have to saveas, upload to a host and then post. I'm feeling amazingly lazy tonight. In fact, I may loose interest in the internets if something really cool dont happen soon. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Check your phone... I did ya one better... a pussy pic. Damn it, just saw your message. I'll resend it to your email then. mmmmm.... a pussy pic!?! Funny, I can imagine its one of the cleanest photos on my computer. speaking of pics, here have a fun one! Fun stuff! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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LOL! well then, will my piercings atleast get me "honorable mention" from the boobie judges?I've got more than just my nips pierced... Good for you! I do like to see the ladies find other places to put metal than their ears.... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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FYI, my phone dont get pics. Damn company shit. I cant be closer b/c I love ATL. Although, if I found an opportunity in the "right place" I would probably hit the ground running. I dont really feel like I need a "home" anymore. I have friends all over the world. All I need is a sponser to get me from one town to the next and I'm sure I could keep going for at least 3 years. I got mad skillz! Mostly at cooking, but other things too! Like mechanic, freeflying (well, not really freeflying), and other stuff.... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Well after a shit day in the middle of an unpleasant week. I am gonna drink my brain into submission. it will not think, it will not reason. The liver is evil and it must be punished. If you want to join me all you need do is show up at my house and help me with the 1/2 gallon of vodka, the 1/5 of Patron Silver, the half of a 1/2 gallon of Captin Morgans Reserve, a 1/2 a pizza and a few chicken wings. Or you can post up here and send me boobie pics. That is all move along or hang on. Those not on the bus on and in the way will be run over! ... and were off. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865