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Happy B-Day mama! ** PIE ** That's for 100 jumps, Shirley you aren't saying she's . . . OMG - you ARE, aren't you. Geeze...NO! You can Pie people on their birthday too!! Look it up, it's in the rule book!

Happy B-Day mama! ** PIE **

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Um, no, that was ME he was jumping with! You'd rather him puke down YOUR jumpsuit?

fat?? huh? I meant FAST!!

If you ever see her in front of a full-length mirror, with her jumpsuit on, twisting around trying to see her bottom and she asks, "Does this jumpsuit make my ass look fa... ?" Just RUN! RUN LIKE THE WIND!

Shah!

Would you share a toothbrush with an SO?

Sounds like the start of a porno! ... knock it off, y'all were thinking that!

Jr., How about a cross-country "shake-down" followed by a "test boogie" at an airport in a certain City in Southern California for said turbine 206!!??

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3) Never try and stoke the bonfire by throwing in a gallon of Jet-A fuel. Never try to Jump Over the fire - Ever. +1000 Never try to pet a burning dog.

There! Fixed it for ya!!

Uh oh. . . I did provide an address based on an earlier email that sounded legit. I guess I'm in for it. Better stock up on Puppies! ... better yet, AMMO! Oh, wait, never mind.

You'd be surprised how bad off most mega-lottery winners are after just a few years.

Good point, he may make mama drop and give him 20 and then go polish some brass or run laps or KP or something.

I'm not allowed to. I work for my Dad at his house and he wants the grandkids to be able to use the computer when they visit. I keep telling him to get a computer just for the kids. Maybe he will this time now that I've lost an entire day of productivity having to mess with this. Just do it anyway. It's easier to get forgiveness than permission in many situations and I doubt daddy would fire his little girl.

Break on through to the other side, Ray. ----------------- http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/05/20/founding-member-doors-dies-at-74-publicist-says/?intcmp=features Founding member of The Doors dies at 74, publicist says Published May 20, 2013 Ray Manzarek, a founding member of The Doors whose versatile and often haunting keyboards complimented Jim Morrison's gloomy baritone and helped set the mood for some of rock's most enduring songs, has died. He was 74. Manzarek died Monday in Rosenheim, Germany, surrounded by his family, said publicist Heidi Robinson-Fitzgerald. Robinson-Fitzgerald said his manager, Tom Vitorino, confirmed Manzarek died after being stricken by bile duct cancer. The Doors' original lineup, which also included drummer John Densmore and guitarist Robbie Krieger, was only together for a few years. But the band has retained a large and obsessive following decades after Morrison's death, in 1971. The Doors have sold more than 100 million records and songs such as "Light My Fire" and "Riders On the Storm" are still "classic" rock standards. For Doors admirers, the band symbolized the darker side of the Los Angeles lifestyle, what happened to the city after the sun went down and the Beach Boys fans headed home. Next to Morrison, Manzarek was the most distinctive looking band member, his glasses and wavy blond hair making him resemble a young English professor more than a rock star, a contrast to Morrison's Dionysian glamour — his sensuous mouth and long, dark hair. Musically, Manzarek's spidery organ on "Light My Fire" is one of the most instantly recognizable sounds in rock history. But he seemed up to finding the right touch for a wide range of songs — the sleepy, lounge-style keyboards on "Riders On the Storm"; the liquid strains for "The Crystal Ship"; the barrelhouse romps on "Roadhouse Blues." The Doors always considered themselves "more" than a rock band and Manzarek, Densmore and Krieger often managed a flowing rapport that blended rock, blues and jazz behind Morrison's self-consciously poetic lyrics. Manzarek continued to remain active in music well after Morrison's death and briefly tried to hold the band together by serving as vocalist. He played in other bands over the years, produced other acts, became an author and worked on films. Morrison and Manzarek met at UCLA film school and ran into each other a few months after graduation, Manzarek recounted in a 1967 interview with Billboard. Morrison read him the lyrics for a song called "Moonlight Drive." "I'd never heard lyrics to a rock song like that before," Manzarek said. "We talked a while before we decided to get a group together and make a million dollars." Manzarek is survived by his wife, Dorothy, his son Pablo and two brothers, Rick and James. Funeral arrangements are pending.

Cats have dark meat. You've eaten pussy?

CAT!!! The other white meat!!! Anyway, rescue a pup from the pound!

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How do you put on your socks and shoes?

Meatloaf Mashed Potatos Green Peas

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You may not be using the right search words... try Las Vegas Show Girls cleavage or something similar. Interesting idea, however, I did find these photos by doing a Google Image search on "Skymama Cleavage".