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    N@, Were you doing wheelies on your motorcycle through the Arc de Triomphe... again!!??
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    Sherm, I'd suggest you acquire a Remington 870 pump action "snake catcher" (works on cats too) to use before you go picking up anymore rattle snakes.
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    Wade, I see that you're up in North Dakota, but there is a guy down in Missiouri that's trying to put a PT-6 in a C206!
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    ... and wash it down with a 64oz oatmeal stout and a big slice of cheesecake for dessert!
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    I have been to Perris - is that considered to be "less developed"??! Did you visit the ghetto, use the showers, or sit on any of the toilet seats without using an ass-gaskett? *** Disclaimer - that was a Joke, not meant to offend and Perrisites ***
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    Well, I *did* date a limey...! Unless they were infested with deer ticks, I doubt that is the cause, but did your teeth go bad after that? *** Disclaimer - that was a Joke and not meant to offend anyone from the UK ***
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    Yeah N@! Maybe you need some Colon Blow (http://www.colonblow.com/) or a good Boweling! Ummm... but seriously, you have traveled to some less developed parts of the world. Have your doctors checked you for parisites? Or Perrisites... if you've ever been to Perris??
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    Yes, N@, my advise to you too is to start drinking heavily! ** Disclaimer - that was a Joke! ***
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    Awh, come-on, fire away! Not much more entertaining then a bunch of supposed "he men" that cannot handle talk about birth control! I mean we're not talking discussions about the pros and cons of pads vs. tampons, "flow" and "femminine oder"... Anyway N@, maybe you're in too good a health? Maybe you ought to boost your collesteral a bit? How about some nice bacon wrapped butter and a dark beer before bed? *** disclaimer - THAT WAS A JOKE ***
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    A couple of times a year? Seriously? I didn't make it past having tosilitis twice as a little kid before it was off to the hospital to have them out! Adnoids too. Anyway, are you on the pill? I've had several female friends that had been on the pill for long periods of time (several years straight) and developed weird medical issues that the doctors couldn't figure out. If I recall correctly, their doctors eventually took them off of the pill and things cleared up. Anyway N@, just a thought, I have no clue, but since y'all were asking medical advice on dizzydotcom ...
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    Maybe it was just 100 for me because I have mad canopy skills. ... and bOObies!
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    RIP XH558

    ZigZagMarquis replied to Zep's topic in The Bonfire

    Bummer. I ran across the YouTubes of her restoration and return to flight awhile back and found it iteresting. I'm sure part of the "kookieness" of British design when it comes to aircraft is part of why she's so hard to keep flightworthy.
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    ... and where's the YouTube of [grenn]mama doing the Chicken Dance at the reception?
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    small toilet... BIG DESERT!
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    Well, if the ol' saying that hemlines rise as the economy improves, I may have to agree that we've turned the corner! But seriously... Congrats to you skymama and to your daughter... littlemama?
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    Or "Ready, Set, GO!" Its been done... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4no8DtXUOY
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    Kind of brings new meaning to dumping in a track!
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    Get an aerial photo of your favorite drop zone. Mount a set of LEFT-RIGHT-and CUT buttons on the wall next to the shitter and you'd be SET! Nobody spots any more since the advent of GPS (Global Positioning Shitter). Okay, so maybe only members of Poops... err... POPS would like that option next to their shitter with their similarly decorated bathroom floor!??
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    Get an aerial photo of your favorite drop zone. Mount a set of LEFT-RIGHT-and CUT buttons on the wall next to the shitter and you'd be SET!
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    Sandy

    ZigZagMarquis replied to oldwomanc6's topic in The Bonfire

    Power is still out at Dad's place in Reading, Pa. Numerous trees, tree limbs and a couple of power poles down in the neighborhood. Dad and I grabbed a hotel room nearby that has power & heat rather than shiver in the dark. Dad's house is okay, but neighbor's house lost part of its roof. Glad that I happened to be in town visiting, otherwise Dad would have just stayed in the house through the night without power and heat.
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    Well, if you wear a thong, just remember, NO FARTING! If a girl farts while wearing a g-string, why doesn't it sound like a violin? Because it sounds like a banjo!
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    Well, if you wear a thong, just remember, NO FARTING!
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    Yes. That's never a good look on a woman over 40. I would have thought that going commando was a good way for women over 40 to avoid obvious panty lines?
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    Mittens = bad idea.
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    Uh... heeeeeeeyyy! Do we need to start a poll about "would you piss yourself while playing pin-ball in the shower"??