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  1. Vegetarian for 6 years and raw for a while there. I'm currently an organic vegan for the past 2 1/2 years, but checking out macrobiotics. As for funny stories I have a slew of them. Like the time I spent puking in the parking lot after accidently eating clam dip at a party with my sign language class. (Something must have got lost in the translation). Or the time I spent puking in the bathroom after kissing my then boyfriend who'd just eaten chicken and decided to share some. Or just yesterday when I thought I was going to puke after my work tried to poison me by slipping chicken into my lunch. Don't get me wrong I'm not one of those veggie nazis...just don't get me started about animal related subjects after I put a couple back. (Right Wingnut)? x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  2. ***So have you ever posted nekid before? __________________________________________________ *Holly fumbles around in Dave's bushes* I know that you do. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  3. ***i'd be carefull... she has maybe not had all her shots..... __________________________________________________ You didn't seem to mind at the time. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  4. High ---> Getting buzzed off of one Guinness. Low --> Being poisoned by chicken at work today. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  5. ***Must find Bear that bit me! __________________________________________________ Grrrrrrrrrrrr..... x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  6. My favorite episode is where Bart is in love with the chick who used to play Darlene on the show Roseanne. The like the part where she says, "you won't be needing this anymore" as she pulls his heart out of his chest, throws in against the wall, it slides down through one of those trash can basketball hoops. Maybe it's just because I can relate, but it slays me. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  7. ***Can you make me think I'm a chicken? __________________________________________________ Sure can...how many chickens do you know that smoke? x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  8. ***How the fuck has everyone been? __________________________________________________ I'm fine thanks for asking...now stay out of my dreams will ya?! x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  9. ***I'm gonna try to quit again after Eloy, but I'll smoke for my vacation. __________________________________________________ Don't try...do. Hey Lippy I'll make you a deal here...if stay nonsmoking I'll hynotize you when you get to Eloy. How does that sound? x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  10. *Holly sharpens her horns* Well Wingi, if you plan on hanging and drinking tonight...you'd better get on it. I'm not doing the 2:00 am thing again, I have a 6:00 am meditation and yoga class. Better start bonging 'em kid! x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  11. Ok so I have more than one for today High --> Surprise paycheck!! (Whoo Hoo)! Low --> Not putting a new battery in my palm and losing everything. (I'm fucked). x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  12. ***The devil is alive... she lives in Georgia. __________________________________________________ *Holly sets down her pitchfork for a minute to type* I actually live in Phoenix, not Georgia. Let's get this straight here buddy. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  13. Ok dream update for you all...this is so funny! I was snoozing along last night when out of no where JTVal busts in! He's like "I told you it was me in your dreams," he laughed and disappeared. Dream over. Strange but true. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  14. I've finally discovered where it is!!! I'm sure I was wearing my "o" face the entire ride to altitude. God I love the Skyvan! x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  15. ***The only thing bad about post whoring is my lack of sleep!!! __________________________________________________ Sleep is over rated anyways. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  16. Sorry to hijack this thread...I just got this emailed to me from my mom. Sick and twisted runs in the family. x's and o's, Hol :) How To Bathe The Cat 1. Thoroughly clean toilet. 2. Lift both lids and add shampoo. 3. Find and soothe the cat as you carry him/her to the bathroom. 4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and sit on top, so cat cannot escape. 5. The cat will self-agitate and produce ample suds (ignore ruckus from inside the toilet, as the cat is enjoying this). 6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective. 7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids. 8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry. Sincerely, The Dog When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  17. High --> Phatty tip from new client. Low --> Using phatty tip to pay for ex-roommates rent. Grrrr... x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  18. ***i'd ship my rig off just to get a seal that says sex on it __________________________________________________ At least your rig would be getting some, huh Kev? x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  19. Hey kids! Thanks for all the pm's last night and tonight. I think that I have all of the information that I need regarding this matter. You guys are rockstars in your own time. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  20. Red neck cat carrier. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  21. ROCK OUT with your cock out, that's WAY KOOL dude! *Holly bats her eye lashes as she stares all dreamy like at Viking* "Arthur Anderson you're my hero." I'm looking forward to seeing the pic's that you took in Eloy. Speaking of which...those pictures that Pablito took...were they on your camera or his? I'd like one of the doubles. Or was it a video? That part of the night is a hair fuzzy. Damn beer. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  22. ...I'd like some please. I seem to have found myself in lame situation and want to move through it, creating as few waves as possible. Any good lawyers or legal assistants with five minutes to spare? I'm willing to make it worth your time, in trade for killer bodywork. Any takers...Shoot me a pm. Thanks kids. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  23. High --> Getting a rad email from a very special person. Low --> Finding out the true color of a trusted friend wasn't gold. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  24. Pheeeeeeew!!! I was almost afraid to open this thread when I saw it was all about me! On that note I'd like to take a moment to buy beer for everyone...this is my *FIRST* thread dedicated entirely to ME!! As for the surf in Phoenix...it's down. While at work I flipped through a magazine with pictures of beautiful woman doing yoga on the beach in San Diego. I closed my eyes, tapped my heels together three times and repeated "there's no place like home"...to my dismay I wasn't magically transported anywhere. I did get to watch Camelback Mountain turn an enchanting maroon color as the sun rested gently behind the horizon. Even San Diego can't top Phoenix sunsets. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  25. I just lit a candle and said a prayer for everyone involved. Lots of love coming your way. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?