FreeFlyHol

***Does anyone have any advice on how to handle the future inlaws,Dad and Mom do not like me because i don't have a brand new car,fancy stuff,oh and yeah i only think about skydiving,Is there anything i can do short of telling them to F#@k OFF!!! I need help!!! __________________________________________________ My parents would absolutely love to be your inlaws. *hint, hint* x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

...a fairy large hoodie wearing man, on the floor, in front of the blaring tv, sitting cross legged on a cushion, snoring like it's going out of style. Is this some sort of oman I wonder...or is it just the roommates passed out drunk friend from last night?! Hmmmm.... x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

***Should Peter go to the rave? __________________________________________________ Yes he should!!!!! I'm wondering if Holly should go too?! x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Dude that is a sick line up!!! Tempting so tempting Derek. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

High --> One of my clients making me the tofu veggie curry. God I love my clients!!! Low --> Neverending roommate drama. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

***Did you write all that down from memory? __________________________________________________ This is the first kool email that my step-mom has ever sent me...so I have to give her props for this. She usually sends me random bullshit like "50 facts about honeydew melons" or a link the the Del Monte website!? x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it? There are three religious truths: 1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. 3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in. . . what happens to the other penny? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . . they're cramming for their final exam. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose? x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Due to my current single status this is my favorite toast... "To being single, seeing double and sleeping triple." x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

***as to naked posting: it would be really funny to see a guy working in a tourist agency located in a big mall sitting naked behind his desk with 1000s of people walking by __________________________________________________ If that's the case, I'm booking my next vacation with you. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

I made this vegan german chocolate cake just the other day for my best friends b-day. No one at the party noticed the lack of animal products...they were too into how yummy it was! It rocked to say the least! Here's the recipe if you are interested. -4 ounces pitted prunes (3/4 cup) -1/2 cup water -2 tablespoons powdered egg replacer -1/2 cup water -2 cups sugar -2 cups all purpose flour (unbleached) -3/4 cups cocoa -2 teaspoons baking soda -1 teaspoon baking powder -1/2 teaspoon salt -1 cup soymilk -2 teaspoons white vinegar VEGAN GERMAN COCOLATE CAKE Cake: Preheat oven to 350. In food processor or blender, chop prunes. With motor running add water. Puree, stopping to scrape sides, unitl mixture resembles smooth paste, about 5 minutes. Transfer to bowl of mixer. In separte bowl, combine egg replacer with water, mixing with wisk until smooth. Add to prune puree in mixer bowl, mining at med. speed until smooth and fluffy. While beating, gradually add sugar. Beat until light and fluffy. In separte bowl, sift together flour, cocoa, baking soda, baking powder and salt. In small bowl, combine soymilk and vinegar. Stir to mix. Let stand a few minutes until clabbered. Add flour-cocoa mixture to prune-sugar mixture alternately with soymilk, beating constantly until batter is light and fluffy. Scrape bottom of bowl several times. Divide batter among 3 nine-inch pans that have been lighly oiled and their bottoms lined with waxed paper. Bake until cake springs back when touched in center and wooden pick inserted comes out clean, about 30 minutes. Remove from oven and place pans on cooling racks. Run spatula carefully around edge. Let cake cool in pans until room temp, about 20 minutes. Frost in between layers and tops and sides with Coconut Pecan frosting. COCONUT PECAN FROSTING -1 stick margarine -3/4 cup sugar -1 1/2 cup shredded coconut -1 cup pecans -1/2 cup soymilk -1 tsp. vanilla Boil together all ingredients in a med. to large saucepan over med.-high heat for 12 minutes, stirring constantly with a wooden (or plastic) spoon. Pour then spread on cake while frosting is still warm. Let set up for a few minutes before serving. This is so yum...hope you enjoy. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

***don't have a hottie w/ me to give dope back rubs though __________________________________________________ I'll be out there soon enough. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

***I can only hope great SPOONING MASTER,But hard to learn while you steal all the covers!! __________________________________________________ If you were quick like ninja, you'd have my blanket burrito technique down pat by now...until then you must freeze. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

***lol only 11 months and you can 'rub it in'... __________________________________________________ My selective hearing has picked up on only bits and pieces of this conversation...I distinctly heard Eloy and something about rubbing...the rest is a total blur. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

***I am the Cuddle commando!!!! __________________________________________________ I must admit that I give you props in the cuddle department. Keep up the good work and someday you may achieve the status of "Spooning Master". x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Damn! If I only got off work a little earlier I could have gone to a really bad movie with Freeflyz. I couldn't think of a better way to kill a Friday. Even if the movie sucked, we could always take full advantage of the cuddle chairs. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

***High - Getting wasted with a good friend Low: Having to get blood taken __________________________________________________ This post gave me High School flashbacks...the good ole days of giving blood, then getting wasted off of like a half a beer. Thanks for the memory Jess. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Nothing but a smile.

***Low - Just spilled beer on myself. Now I'm sitting here in my underwear. __________________________________________________ Maybe that's a low for you but...how YOU doin?! x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

High --> One of my clients writing a letter to the gm of my hotel tell him that I gave him the best massage he's ever received. Low --> No compensation for a job well done. Lame. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

***really,Never Leave your gear in a car...Do you leave kids in a car..Ill smack your bum.. __________________________________________________ Smack my bum?! Oh behave!!! Just for everyone's piece of mind...my Mirage rides shotgun to work and is then placed on a special contoured velvet pillow where it is massaged and fanned with palm frans by beautiful women in bikini's. It's not sitting scared and all alone in my car. Both my Mirage and myself thank you all for your concern.

***have fun...wish i was there... __________________________________________________ I forgot what was I going to reply to that?? Hmmmm..Oh yeah...AHHHH HAAAA! I think I'll jump in shorts tomorrow...the plane rides up to altitude have been a bit warm for my taste lately. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

The roommate received word from the landlord that he really was going to kick her out in 7 days. It doesn't bother me that she's taking it out on me...my Mirage on the other hand is a totally different story. We have history. We've spooned together on several occasions. We are a good looking couple. I just want to make sure it stays that way. For the next week my kid's riding shotgun with me to work. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

High --> Surprise birthday for my best friend Trevor, (he almost pee'd his pants when we jumped out and yelled surprise!!!!) Low --> Tummy ache from the yummy vegan German Chocolate Cake. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

***hey, i'd settle for the little fake plastic 7-11 flowers...but i doubt i'll even get one those this year __________________________________________________ I dated this dude that used to seriously buy me those every time we'd fight...never the real deal, always the fake ones...for the life of me I can't figure out why we're not still together. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

***If you want you can come give me a massage on V-day... I'll take you out to dave and busters. i'll even pay. __________________________________________________ Oh that sounds like a great idea Kev. Can I please???!!! NOT!!!!! I'm talking flowers (not the little fake plastic kind from 7-11 either), candles, gondola rides under the stars and shit...not dave and busters dude! Am I the last of the romantic's left on this planet? To me it seems like a day that celebrates what keeps us all together would be looked upon with more value. *sigh* x's and o's, Hol :0 When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?