FreeFlyHol

It seems that I can't drive down the road without passing a million flower shops, porn shops or jewelry stores promoting my most and least favorite day of the year. I know this holiday is so hallmark, but for some reason it just brings out the libra chick in me. Every year it's one disaster after another. There was that one year that I had the ultra romantic dinner at my place of employment...Gameworks?!. (Of course I ended up paying too). Or my personal favorite...the year I went over to the boys house to have dinner and he was walking out the door with another chick. On a positive note...my boss said that I could work a double on the 14th. I'll just live vicariously through all of the happy couples there. (Blah, blah, blah). x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

"We're way the fuck up here." -Some random tandem student on the ride up to altitude __________________________________________________ x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

***do you know what Im thinking? __________________________________________________ Not a clue...but I have a pretty good idea of where your hand is. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

***NOOO Miss Cleo jokes.. __________________________________________________ Back in the day I used be a physic hotline operator... oh wait, that was phone sex operator. Nevermind. I always get those two mixed up. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

CHINESE PROVERBS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fart in church sit in own pew. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Crowded elevator smell different to midget. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~* x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

High --> Getting to rub warm mud all over a hot, naked model from New Zealand. Low --> Having to stop rubbing warm mud all over a hot, naked model from New Zealand. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

*Holly jumps out of a cake wearing only pasties and a smile* "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!" x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

***You must've taken my stalking class. __________________________________________________ I was your understudy...how quickly you forget. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

See Dave...my stalking abilites are above and beyond what you had given me credit for. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

High --> Dinner with a boy named David. Low --> Squeezing boy named David "see you later". x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

When I asked Wingnut how old he was he replied, "at least 21". As for me, I'm 26. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

...you could have any single Hollywood celebrity be your slave for a weekend, who would you pick??? x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

***YOU SUCK!!!!!!!! Yeah Eloy sucked today...stupid balloon jump, lame ass rodeo/hybrid... and of course those never eventful freefly jumps I did. Why did I even waste my time? x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Made it...ate it...damn it was good! This recipe is ripped off from Juliano's cookbook entitled...Raw The Uncook Book. 2 cups cilantro 2/3 cup walnuts 2/3 cup fresh squeezed lime juice 1 1/2 teaspoons Celtic sea salt 1/2 cup spinach 1 tablespoon garlic (I recommend a whole bulb) 1 tablespoon minced ginger 1/4 teaspoon habanero chili 1/2 cup olive oil I like to add fresh basil too...mmmm. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

High --> Getting to pie a friend for their 1500th. Low --> The inability to be two places at once tonight. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Want some? I'll be down in Eloy tonight and tomorrow with a tupperware container full of it! BYOB (bring your own breathmints). x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

High --> Random boy on a bike uttering "hello beautiful" as he rolled by. Low --> How can I have a low when I'll be falling out of a balloon in the morning?! x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

High --> Chocolate peanut butter smoothie...mmmm. Low --> Tummy ache...uhhh. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

***haha! ill rub em til they warm up...then Ill run off with them!(in my pocket) __________________________________________________ Heh, heh, heh. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

*Holly blesses Sky with holy water* "Welcome to the family my son." x's and o's, Rev. Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Dude!! That's just beautiful! There's nothing more amazing than sunset...except enjoying it from above. Thanks for sharing. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

High --> Getting tucked into bed by Viking. Low --> Not having anyone to spoon with once under the covers. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Hah don't we all get pait not to work, while posting on dz.com when we should be working. *** __________________________________________________ I'm probably the only human on this planet who doesn't have a computer at work...hence no posting on dz.com. I actually have one of those jobs where I usually have to "do stuff". x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

I'm so good that I got paid not to work today. *Holly straps on her platform shoes, busts out the disco ball and cranks up the P-Funk* x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

...just wanted to put that out there. x's and o's, Hol :) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?