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[ hey....I live in Cedar City Utah too. put him in touch with me so i can haul him to Mesquite to go jumping. bozo When the hell did you move to Utah? Sparky I retired from the university Sept 31 I was living in Utah Oct 1......and I love it. Come visit , Mike. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

hey....I live in Cedar City Utah too. put him in touch with me so i can haul him to Mesquite to go jumping. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

That's cool! I was so bummed when my screws and plates didn't go off Dont be bummed I have had to actually disrobe upon one occasion and show 'em the scars. It was not a pretty sight. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

Dood.......when I go to the airport the dectors go off like crazy. I have little cards in my wallet with a tiny xray and an explanation of the fixture for each one. This is pretty standard with the big stuff. I dont think screws and stuff set off the detectors. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

In your case being tougher than a bowling ball helps. Sparky Its a game of attrition, Mike....at this point you and I are among the winners. LOL bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

roger that 100% at my house although I have an assortment of titanium and stainless steel. bozo Something like "Robo" skydiver?

roger that 100% at my house although I have an assortment of titanium and stainless steel. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

20 years S/L, TM/I.....Pro, 260 demos a couple of movies. I only jump for my own enjoyment now. Quiting isnt even an option. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

Yes she does...even made a few..."Back In The Day" which brings up the obvious question.....where is she now ? bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

I sold a Brand X suit just like that one (different colors) to a freeflyer , up at Lodi, a couple years ago. The kid was stoked to get it and I got to make a couple more jumps. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

What channel is RL on ? bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

Hardly. My little girl is now 20 and has been on a dz all her life. The skydivers have always treated her with respect......for me and the fact that I would kick their asses if they didnt. :o) bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

Jimbo, It's awesome you went into the instructor mode. I am very surprised the DZ did not set this person straight yet as he is clearly in need of an attitude adjustment. ------------------------------------------------------- Troy....I told the DZO, who in turn called the plane. He told the pilot to tell this Jerry guy he had the wrong rig on. He jumped it anyway. When he got down the DZO knew I could handle it , so he left me alone. By the way....good to see you still lurking. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

I had that jump that went bad. I was paralyzed for several months with a crushed spine. Do I wish I could have those ten years of sleepless nites back? Sure I do. Would I trade the last 25 years of skydiving for my knees and painfree days? Hell no.....but I wish I knew then, what I know now. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

Jim, believe it or not....he tried to blame it on the packers. They told him..."your rig is over there" He kept mentioning how he almost fell out of the legstraps, freeflying. I never cease to be amazed by our sport and the new group of people entering it. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

heres one that happened yesterday. Im on a load, and go looking for my gear. Its just an old black Dolphin. How many of those have you seen ? I look literally everywhere.....its gone. None of the packers have seen it.....its just gone. I find another black Dolphin but its not mine. This one has an RSL and an AAD.....mine does not. Easy to identify the difference. Nobody steals Dolphins. I ask one of the kids sitting by this other Dolphin, who owns this? "Oh...its that Jerry guys rig" "ok, where is he?" "He just went up on a load" You see where this is going, right ? The newbie, without even looking took my rig strapped it on and got in the Caravan. Needless to say.....i'm quite a bit bigger than he is and he almost fell out of the rig in a sit on that jump. What would he have done if it had a little hi-po canopy of some sort in it instead of my Spectre? Anyway....this guy gets down and the instructor in me appears. I chew his ass , not for taking my gear, but for not checking it over before putting it on. If he had.....he would have seen the obvious difference...CYPRES etc. Now heres the clincher.....he got pissed and loud because I called him on it. He almost went home with an ass whooping. We worked it out and shook hands. Check your gear people.....every single jump. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

That chick sure looks like a young Kate Cooper. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

uh nooooooooo just bored. shouldnt you leave ? I need a destination. Suggestions? rl I wont suggest the wreck.....cuz its dead. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

Trolling for email, dear? rl uh nooooooooo just bored. shouldnt you leave ? bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

QuoteI voted no. I know who inspired this post, and I can tell you that from very early on, he has been a deja-vu experience for me. Ok then I vote RL off DZ.com too :o) bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

QuoteQuoteAirtwardo should get the biggest share of the profit because his stories are the most entertaining of all. *** You wont have to wash your behind for weeks now , Jim LOL bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

What are you gonna do if you break your leg....or maybe your pelvis.....or god forbid , your spine like I did. Got 150,000 bucks stashed away somewhere? Keep the job little brother and do a bit more research. Cutting away isnt a cool as in the movies. It was a bad movie anyway. bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

----------------------------------------------------- Heres one. Back in the early 80s at the old North Las Vegas drop zone....our regular pilot Burt was sick so the dzo dragged a guy named Darryl out to fly. We assumed Darryl was a high time guy. At that time we had a Turbo C206....a great plane for jumping. As usual with a new pilot we fucked with him all the way to altitude.....farting and such. Ole Darryl figured he would get even with us at about 10 grand and started acting all crazy and shit. He says ya ever seen a wingover ????? We played along and told him go ahead. The crazy fucker did it....with a load of five jumpers. He wasnt as good a pilot as we...and he, thought.....because he lost control of the plane........I crawled out on top of the door at about 6 grand.....on top of the underside of the wing. We all got out ok......Darryl recovered the plane at approx. 2 grand. He took it back to the airport and left. The dzo spent three hours picking us up all over the desert. NEVER NEVER FUCK AROUND WITH YOUR PILOT ! bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

*** "What you mean "WE" kemosabe??" dooooooooooooooood ! Ive seen your photo hahahahaha bozo bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.