Slowfaller

Wow. 48 jumps and just under 600 posts. I'm whoring it up! Its only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling - Chuck Palahniuk

You can't tease us like that Quade! Its only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling - Chuck Palahniuk

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The post whores should buy the low timers a jump for putting up w/ all of the post whorieness (sp?) Its only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling - Chuck Palahniuk

Little did Slowfaller know, the rig he's about to jump was going to **SMACK** him on opening. Look at how oblivous he is. HAHAHAHAHA Its only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling - Chuck Palahniuk

0:0:0 Lovely weather in the midwest put a damper on my jumping....next weekends looking better [thinking out loud]or maybe i'll call in sick on Wednesday[/thinking out loud] Its only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling - Chuck Palahniuk

Very sorry to hear the sad news Bloos forever... Its only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling - Chuck Palahniuk

1. To do at least 150 jumps this year 2. Buy a Cypres 3. Get as many people I can to do a Tandem (Hell I get a free jump out of it!) 4. Piss my whuffo friends off for being at the DZ too much 5. Read more. (Nothing to do w/ skydiving but something I should do) Its only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling - Chuck Palahniuk

But Maaa, everyone is doing it! If everyone was jumping out of planes would you do that too? Well...yeah! Its only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling - Chuck Palahniuk

speaking of vats of silicone...

[homer]mmmmm.....vats of silicone surrounded by layers of epidermis....aarrrggggg[/homer] I prefer all natural no matter what the size Its only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling - Chuck Palahniuk

I'm with you brother! Only until Tuesday though. My g/f gets back from Cali then... Its only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling - Chuck Palahniuk

I just hope that the question marks aren't on there. Its no question Its only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling - Chuck Palahniuk

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I went on this roller coaster at Big Cheif Go Cart World. It was as fun as a roller coaster can be. I remember thinking as the coaster started going down the hill to breath and relax. Don't fight the gravity just let it take you. It was an interesting feeling. Now I think why would I want to go to an amusement park? Sure there is adrenaline but I won't know anybody I would call going to Six Flags Great America "Relitive Work". Its only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling - Chuck Palahniuk

My hornet is from Ralph's in Oregon and I bought it brand new. I have only 6 jumps on it and 5 opening have been perfect but the 6th one really slammed me hard. I'm still sore. I blame it on sloppy packing, I was physco packing it but I beleive its because the slider was more towards the tail instead of the nose. Oh well, I'm new at this. The first 3 jumps on my own pack job were really nice though. Soft snivel and then opened beautifully on heading. I'd pump the rear risers a little to get the slider down but thats alright w/ me Its only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling - Chuck Palahniuk

1:3:5 Three awesome jumps on Saturday in perfect weather. Beer: 1. First jump at Chicagoland 2. First jump out of a porter 3. First jump out of the famous FrankenOtter 4. First slam on canopy opening 5. First time being flashed at the DZ Its only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling - Chuck Palahniuk

Hey Marc, BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See you all tomorrow morning Its only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling - Chuck Palahniuk

A friend of mine said that his first tandem was cool but nothing special. I was surprised until I found out he snuck away and smoked a bowl about 20 minutes before his jump. He didn't understand why I was yelling at him. If you do something and your high it's only going to be as good as the high your on. Than pissed me off. Its only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling - Chuck Palahniuk

NEW LA Drivers Exam For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California Driver's Exam, and for those of you who do, study real hard. This is a new exam. Since driving conditions (and culture) are unique in Los Angeles, you may not have realized that the California Department of Motor Vehicles has now issued a special application and driver's test solely for the Los Angeles Metropolitan Area. GREATER LOS ANGELES AREA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION: Name:___________________ Stage name: ____________________ Agent:___________________ Attorney:_______________________ Therapist name:_________________ Sex: ___male ___female ___formerly male ___formerly female ____both *If female, indicate breast implant size: _______ Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely operate a motor vehicle in any way? Yes___ No___ Please list brand of cell phone: ________. *If you don't own a cell phone, please explain:________________________ Please check hair color: Females: [ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde Teenagers: [ ] Red [ ] Orange [ ] Green [ ] Purple [ ] Blue [ ] Skinhead Please check activities you perform while driving: (Check all that apply) [ ] Eating [ ] Drinking Starbucks coffee [ ] Applying make-up [ ] Shaving (male or female) [ ] Talking on the phone [ ] Slapping kids in the back-seat [ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs [ ] Tanning [X] Snorting cocaine (already checked for your convenience) [ ] Watching TV [ ] Reading Variety [ ] Surfing the net via laptop [ ] Discharging firearms / Reloading Please indicate how many times a) you expect to shoot at other drivers _____ b) how many times you expect to be shot at while driving _____ If you are the victim of a carjacking, you should immediately: a) Call the police to report the crime. b) Call Channel 9 News to report the crime, then watch your car on the news in a high-speed chase. c) Call your attorney and discuss lawsuit against cellular phone company for 911 call not going through. d) Call your therapist. In the event of an earthquake, you should : a) stop your car b) keep driving and hope for the best. c) immediately use your cell phone to call all loved ones. d) pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 9. In the instance of rain, you should: a) never drive over 5 MPH. b) drive twice as fast as usual. c) you're not sure what "rain" is. Please indicate number of therapy sessions per week: ______. Are you presently taking any of the following medications? a) Prozac b) Zovirax c) Lithium d) Zanax e) Valium f) Zoloft g) All of the above h) None of the above *If none, please explain: __________________. Length of daily commute: a) Less than 1 hour b) 1 hour c) 2 hours d) 3 hours e) 4 hours or more * If less than 1 hour, please explain:____________________. When stopped by police, you should: a) pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form ready. b) try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the 405 Freeway. c) have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack, thus ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit. When turning, you should always signal your intentions by: a) using your directional signals. b) what is a "directional signal"? Which part of your car will wear out most often? a) the wiper blades b) the belts c) the horn The "bright" setting on your headlights is for: a) dark, poorly lit roads b) flashing to get the car ahead to move out of the way c) revenge! Your rear view mirror is for: a) watching for approaching cars b) watching for approaching police cars c) checking your hair Its only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling - Chuck Palahniuk

Your "Flimsy" record Watch Cali's ten way clip its pretty funny. Its only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling - Chuck Palahniuk

I'm not a self acclaimed book geek but I'm reading a book right now called " Survivor " by Chuck Palahniuk (the author of Fight Club. ) Its about this guy that is the last remaining survivor of the creedish death-cult who didn't drink the kool-aid or commit sucide after the "Deliverance". Very funny mocking of the media and television evangilists. Its only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling - Chuck Palahniuk

Keep your fingers crossed that partly cloudy and warm doesnt secretly mean super windy but you won't have to wear a jacket and you'll be able to see the sun Its only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling - Chuck Palahniuk

[whisper]you forgot the picture[/whisper] Its only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling - Chuck Palahniuk

Definatly looking foward to it I need to jump Its only in drugs or death we'll see anything new, and death is just too controlling - Chuck Palahniuk