Slowfaller

Name one actor/actress that is in it. I've heard this quote but can't think I'll go to college; learn some big words; I'll talk real loud god damn right I'll be heard.

Happy Birthday my friend! If it's nice on Sunday I expect beer at SDC I'll go to college; learn some big words; I'll talk real loud god damn right I'll be heard.

I'll explain it to you tomorrow.

Click here for happy hour or wait for it to go to the pub. ITS HAPPY HOUR!!! I'll go to college; learn some big words; I'll talk real loud god damn right I'll be heard.

"Finally, the new Darwin Awards are here!!! 1. A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply, because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. This resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister. 2. Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low altitude when another plane approached. It appears that they decided to moon the occupants of the other plane, but lost control of their own aircraft and crashed. They were all found dead in the wreckage with their pants around their ankles. 3. A 27-year-old French woman lost control of her car on a highway near Marseilles and crashed into a tree, seriously injuring her passenger and killing herself. As a commonplace road accident, this would not have qualified for a Darwin nomination, were it not for the fact that the driver's attention had been distracted by her Tamagotchi key ring, which had started urgently beeping for food as she drove along. In an attempt to press the correct buttons to save the Tamagotchi's life, the woman lost her own. 4. A 22-year-old Reston, VA man was found dead after he tried to use octopus straps to bungee jump off a 70-foot railroad trestle. Fairfax county police said Eric Barcia, a fast-food worker, taped bunch of these straps together, wrapped an end around one foot, anchored the other end to the trestle at Lake Accotink Park, jumped and hit the pavement. Warren Carmichael, a police spokesman, said investigators think Barcia was alone because his car was found nearby. "The length of the cord that he had assembled was greater than the distance between the trestle and the ground," Carmichael said. Police say the apparent cause of death was "major trauma". 5. A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. It seems that he and a friend were playing a game of catch, using the rattlesnake as a ball. The friend -- no doubt, a future Darwin Awards candidate - was hospitalized. 6. Employees in a medium-sized warehouse in west Texas noticed the smell of a gas leak. Sensibly, management evacuated the building, extinguishing all potential sources of ignition lights, power, etc., After the building had been evacuated, two technicians from the gas company were dispatched. Upon entering the building, they found they had difficulty navigating in the dark. To their frustration, none of the lights worked (you can see what's coming, can't you....?). Witnesses later described the sight of one of the technicians reaching into his pocket and retrieving an object, that resembled a cigarette lighter. Upon operation of the lighter-like object, the gas in the warehouse exploded, sending pieces of it up to three miles away. Nothing was found of the technicians, but the lighter was virtually untouched by the explosion. The technician suspected of causing the blast had never been thought of as 'bright' by his peers. ~Runner-up category: 7. A Jacksonville, Florida woman recently had to summon emergency help after dragging her husband down the street behind their pickup truck. Chief Petty Officer Roman Styles, U.S. Coast Guard Station Jacksonville, was treated and released with a slight concussion and scrapes and bruises. It seems that Styles decided to repair damaged shingles on his house himself, instead of paying a contractor to do it for him. Prior to climbing up on his steep roof, Officer Styles tied a safety rope to the trailer hitch of his truck. Once on the peak of his roof he secured the other end of the line around his waist. He then slid over the top of the roof to repair the shingles. As luck would have it, right after he started to work, his teenage son called for a ride home from a Boy Scout trip. Jane Styles yelled to her husband she'd be right back and pulled away. "I didn't see the rope," Mrs. Styles said, "until I saw it in the rear-view mirror. By then I was half-way down the street." Bill Schlimm, a next door neighbor, said, "I'll never forget the look on Roman's face as he came sailing over the peak of that house. If it hadn't been for that tall cedar tree he would have been really hurt." 8. This would-be shoplifter in London attempted to steal two lobsters. This ingenious felon stuffed the lobsters into his trousers and headed for the door of the supermarket. Near the exit, our larcenous Londoner doubled over in excruciating pain and lay on the floor screaming. It seems that the lobster's claws were not tied and one of the tasty crustaceans decided to have the thief's family jewels for lunch. The paramedics were called in to remove the carnivorous crustacean from the very sensitive portion of this thief's anatomy. After they stopped laughing, a pair of pliers successfully accomplished the removal much to the relief of our suffering suspect. No information was available on the extent of the member's injuries or his future fatherhood potential." I'll go to college; learn some big words; I'll talk real loud god damn right I'll be heard.

I've had quite a few off DZ landings w/ Randy flying but then again I'm getting 75-80 second freefalls. That guy craves altitude I'll go to college; learn some big words; I'll talk real loud god damn right I'll be heard.

That's why you ask for a bowling ball and a pair of shoes for you B-day when you're 12. I don't want to know what lies in the darkness of a public bowling ball's finger holes. Now I'm a real dork because I have two bowling balls, one for strikes (16lbs.) and one for spares (14lbs.). I'll go to college; learn some big words; I'll talk real loud god damn right I'll be heard.

I agree w/ you but don't rip on bowling.

Great minds think alike I'll go to college; learn some big words; I'll talk real loud god damn right I'll be heard.

1. "What's going on in there?!?" 2. "It ain't no damn democracy!" 3. "How hundreds spend their work day" I'll go to college; learn some big words; I'll talk real loud god damn right I'll be heard.

That's great news Tom, have you noticed that when you're out of breath from walking up a bunch of stairs or something that its a "good" out of breath? It's hard to explain but when I breathe hard it doesn't hurt anymore. It actually feels like my lungs are doing something I'll go to college; learn some big words; I'll talk real loud god damn right I'll be heard.

I got my Hornet on Xmas eve and have put 3 jumps on it in unfavorible conditions. My observations have been that the price is right

1:1:0 My brother turned 26 and had a birthday party at a bar close to his house that I somehow snuck into. $30 all you can drink between 8pm-11pm This is one of the best deals I've ever heard of. I had a great time at the birthday party but was too hung over to jump on Saturday so I went Sunday. My girlfriend and I went to SDC on Sunday and she did her first Tandem from 17,000ft. I was on the load w/ her and did a solo. A mixture of sit/stand and back flying. The winds were really high and I landed backwards and got my new gear all dirty but was only scratched up a little. So I didn't have that bad of a weekend, I'm a little upset at myself for misjudging the winds and jumping. I'll go to college; learn some big words; I'll talk real loud god damn right I'll be heard.

Ahh whatever, I don't care I'll go to college; learn some big words; I'll talk real loud god damn right I'll be heard.

Don't forget guns and books on making homemade explosives I'll go to college; learn some big words; I'll talk real loud god damn right I'll be heard.

They don't call in Crazyfornia for nothing! I'll go to college; learn some big words; I'll talk real loud god damn right I'll be heard.

Just ask nicely. I heard of SR doing this for some guy who was going to a boogie in Cali. If you tell them you need it for a boogie I'm sure they will do their best to help you out. I agree w/ Phree and Skybytch, don't beg or hide the reason why you need it sooner. Wings customer service is excellent. I'll go to college; learn some big words; I'll talk real loud god damn right I'll be heard.

I had a rabbit in Ecuador eating a tomato. I'm in the top 1% for being an idiot and not doing it right I'll go to college; learn some big words; I'll talk real loud god damn right I'll be heard.

There is this gas station by my house and a long time ago I bought cigeretts there and my friend who was in line behind be was just buying a water. She asked for both mine and my friends ID. It was the funniest shit because he doesn't have an ID and was yelling at this women that he shouldn't be carded for a water. We can buy 40oz anytime there Nothing like a $1.50 King Cobra to make you obnoxious. I'll go to college; learn some big words; I'll talk real loud god damn right I'll be heard.

No offence Rich but when I see your name I think " G-roper" just like Sangiro looks like " Sangrio". Or like Skybytch looks like "SKYBYTCH I'll go to college; learn some big words; I'll talk real loud god damn right I'll be heard.

Lets see here.....a Hornet 150 loaded at 1.06:1 and I only got two jumps on it. Its an awesome canopy. I'll go to college; learn some big words; I'll talk real loud god damn right I'll be heard.

They sure do I'll go to college; learn some big words; I'll talk real loud god damn right I'll be heard.

If Fabio can get hit by bird on a roller coaster I'm sure a skydiver has hit a bird under canopy. Freefall might be a little high for the birdies. I'll go to college; learn some big words; I'll talk real loud god damn right I'll be heard.

Cats make my eyes red, my nose runny, my skin itch and I'll sneeze a lot. The idea of punting a cat and watching it fly through the air makes me laugh (see male bashing) not a small dog......ok, a small dog makes me laugh too I'll go to college; learn some big words; I'll talk real loud god damn right I'll be heard.