Slowfaller

At first I just want to make it above 1,000ft. After we do I think about my skydive and exit order. How long between groups etc.. At 'bout 10k i get nervous so I wish everyone a good skydive within earshot to calm myself down and for good vibes.

Hey Ginny, I'm Chris. To get the initial feel of skydiving you should spend all your money on jumps for your boyfriend until he is an instructor. After that I'm sure he'll teach you for free Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

I like a lot of the 90's grunge that was out i.e. Nirvana, Pearl Jam. Classic rock is good, just picked up Led Zepplin III. Hip hop that is about rhyming not shootin some N@#!S and anything rock that hasn't been over produced and made for the kiddies on MTV and radio. Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

Ryan Adams sucks Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

If she's not gonna ask again then you have nothing to worry about. Or you can give her a little lovin for special privilages like in the movie "Kingpin" Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

In that case I must change my vote. I thought the clock was for the ol' in n out. Chris PS ignore one of the 5-15 minute votes --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

Gotta nice short list for you Super Twin Otters King Air or Queen Air, whatever is at Skydive Illinois Porter Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

Motorola 500 Road America vynal sticker and a Skydive Wings sticker. My old car was full of random skydiving stickers. Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

Some Radiohead "The Bends" Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

[austin powers voice]Is it cold in there?[/austin powers voice] --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

Geez, I thought I was the only one that cried at that one. The hottie never got naked! Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

Is that Poltergeist?(sp) Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

This movie is what scary movies should be these days. I don't think I'm alone when I say that these high school bubble gum predictible who donnit movies with the cast of Dawson's Creek need to stop being made. The Ring is truley creepy man I'm still weirded out by it. Anyone else see it? Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

I really hope they catch this guy too but everytime I hear Moose speak I get an urge to drink cavasieay [KA-VA-SEE-A] and hang w/ some ladiessss. Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

Most of my jumps are between October and May. My last jump was June 8th but I'm starting again in November. Why the fuck did I waste all that money and buy a car. PS I'm out of Chicago so it does get cold here Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

This guys website is just as good. It was posted here a while ago. Anyone remember the name of the thread? Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

Taken from an email that a co-worker sent me, I don't know where it originates. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules > >from the male side. These are our rules! > > > >Please note ... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! > >1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it > >down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us crying about > >you > >leaving it down. > >1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we > >can > >find the perfect present yet again! > >1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. > >1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the > >tides. > >Let it be. > >1. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than > >short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that > >married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. > >1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it > >that > >way. > >1. Crying is blackmail. > >1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do > >not > >work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! > > > >1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on > >calendar. > >Remind us frequently beforehand. > >1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd > >be > >any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with > >your > >dress? > >1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. > > > >1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's > >what > >we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. > >1. A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. > >1. Check your oil! Please. > >1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In > >fact, > >all comments become null and void after 7 days. > >1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us > >to > >act like soap opera guys. > >1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to > > > >answer. > > > >1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways > > > >makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. > >1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. > >1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it > >done. > >Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. > >1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during > >commercials. > >1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we. > >1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two > >months > >we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends. > >1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, > >for > >example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no > >idea > >what mauve is. > >1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. > >1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of > >mind-reading > >ability is not proof of how little we care about you. > >1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like > >nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the > >hassle. > >1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer > >you > >don't want to hear. > >1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. > >Really. > >1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to > >discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster > >trucks. > >1. You have enough clothes. > >1. You have too many shoes. > >1. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.(Unless it's Bruce Lee or > >some > >war flick where it doesn't really matter what the hell they're saying > >anyway.) > >1. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz > >together. > >No, it doesn't matter which quiz. > >1. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you. > >1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch > > > >tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping. Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

Holy crap, I spanked the monkey at 290mph! Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

here you go http://www.geocities.com/scollins77057/Chat.html --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

If you have children you will probably relate to this father... As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the table in our backyard, picked it up with both hands but was stopped by my wife suddenly at my side. "Hold Johnny (our six-week-old son) while I get my sandwich," she said. I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was reaching again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers. I love mustard. I had no napkin I licked it off. It was not mustard. No man ever put a baby down faster. It was the first and only time I have sprinted with my tongue protruding. With a washcloth in each hand I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do, only I did it on my tongue. Later (after she stopped crying from laughing so hard) my wife said, "Now you know why they call that mustard "Poupon.'" **That looks a lot better Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

Give me a bottle of water over any non-alcoholic drink....Milk w/ breakfast is good. Give me a bottle of beer over water unless I need fluids, then I'll drink the bottle of water and then drink the beer. Whiskey is also good but would not be prefered over beer or water unless it was the weekend Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

Is she rich? Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

I picked Bass but if I hear one of those "Bring on the twelve hour days....ect..." on the radio again for Bass, a taste of something new I'm going to shoot myself. Does anyone else hate those ads? Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

Very important. If you chop a ball and don't squeege the paint out, you're not going to have any accuracy when you shoot. I have a cable squeege that fits in my pocket. Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

I don't think I'll ever live to see tomarrow. Tomorrow perhaps Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM