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I dated (loose term) a girl named Paula

You know what I hate about "I quit smoking threads" IT MAKES ME WANT ONE!!! Congrats... hold in there.... iT DoES geT eaSyIEr _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

Working out of town this weekend So I sit in the hotel room, thinking about studying, and posting during commercials (shit there are alot of commercials) _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

Yea I got an extra http:// in there some how _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

Image #7 here as seen here if anyone is interested. Anyway caption this better than fox and msn has edited to actually attach the pic and then to fix the link.. sorry

Dunno if this one's been posted, but your looking for jokes... here ya go Mailman retiring this last day of work,he is getting cards and small presents and such,as he puts mail in the slot of a door,this beatiful Blonde opens the door and pulls him inside,she brings him in to her bedroom and he has the best sex of his life,they then go down to the kitchen where she makes him a nice breakfast.On the table is a $5.00 bill on a card,he says to her" whats this."oh thats for you", " my husband and I talked last night about what to give you on your last day of work", he said Screw him,give him a card and $5.00 and send him on his way,the breakfast was my idea!!!} _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

On a tour of Texas, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coastal area for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the sea wall on Galveston Isle in his Pope mobile when suddenly he notices a frantic commotion just off shore. There was John Kerry struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark. As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with two men aboard. One of the men, President George W. Bush quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side while Dick Cheney reached out and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious John Kerry from the water. Then using (autographed Round Rock Express) baseball bats, the two heroes beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat. Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my blessings for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was some bitter hatred between President Bush and John Kerry, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true." As the Pope drove off, President Bush asked Dick "Who was that?" "It was the Pope," Dick replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has all of God's wisdom." "Well," President Bush said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he doesn't know squat about shark fishing........ how's the bait holding up?" ................................................. . Bush and Osama After numerous rounds of, "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George W. a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message: 370HSSV ' 0773H Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Colin Powell. Colin and his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it, so it went to the CIA, on then to the NASA, then to the Secret Service. With no clue as to it's meaning, they eventually asked Canada's RCMP for help. The RCMP cabled the White House as follows: "Tell the President he is holding the letter upside down." _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

I actually looked forward to it... when I had it, work paid me my scheduled work time one day it was 12 hours.... and I showed up, sat there for a hour, and they sent me home... 12 hours pay for that... (they allready had a replacement for me) THough my advice: don't go into it thinking it suck... cause then it will be most suckiness... self full filling prophecy _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

YES!!! thank you that was bugging me

I'll be buying a couple of tix too If i win free boogie, and beer for all!!! That is after I buy my own plane _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

but I bet he maintains his innocence _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

here ya go edited to add clearer pic _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

Movie: "I have my father's eyes" "no, really, There right here" as he pulls out a case with his father's eyes perfectly preserved.... can't remember the movie though... mmm.... brown eyes, so dark, mysterious, yet charming all at the same time back to the eye question... my are blue to green with varying shadeness depending on mood, lighting... ect.... a night after having a couple beers they are light sky blue.... after scuba diving they are dark blue green... flouresent lighting they are greenish.... well that is what people tell me. _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

Doesn't take much to amuse ya does it? _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

Don't I get dinner first? _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

The Buldge(tm) It's even trademarked _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

~Half~ German ~Half~ Irish Those are the biggies. But I am essentialy a mut, bit of the major Euro, and a bit of Native American. I come from a long line of Quick tempered beer fanatics

Ok I'm curious, keep us updated or Link? what right does the dad have to give the guy the "i'm going to slit your throat" sign? That is the part that confuses me... oh and the breaking of the phone... _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

five thousand million = five billion _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

Me too "You are most like Captin Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean. In short, you act like a stupid drunk. You are lackadaisical, inept, always aloof, and you talk weird. Sometimes you are smart. There are people who think you are not a hero, but a self- interested douchebag. For the most part they are right, but you have been known to have a good heart." Helarious, for the most part accurate _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

here is the summery of a Study where they actually concluded that smoking saves governments money, mainly because of the shortend life span... http://www.mindfully.org/Industry/Philip-Morris-Czech-Study.htm Yea, don't flog me, I just think it is an interesting perspective... and no I don't think smoking is a good thing because of this.... _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

I have loads of will power.... It's the WON't power I lack. _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

I have been "quitting" for over a year... I'll just smoke, one here or there.... Then I'll buy a pack... just this pack.... then I will make it a couple of days on the patch... blah blah blah.... Reasons smoking sucks.... 1/ Lung capacity for playing Trumpet... 2/ Air consumptions sucks when I smoked in the last couple of days for SCUBA 3/ Smells 4/ Just do not get the satisfation of taking a couple of minutes off my life... 5/ They cost $$$ Anybody want a sympathetic ear to bitch about smoking feel free to PM me

No, but he did say, "Ummm," a lot. ok, back on topic... Do you still have your stapler? _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

That is a good idea.... though I always donate old blankets, and food.. especially around winter.... I can't volunteer, cause I always want to take all the animals home... _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke