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Here is the Dear Dotti advice column from the Weekly World News Dear Dotti: I recently proposed to my girlfriend, but to my dismay, she turned me down flat! It turns out she doesn't like the fact that I'm a huge Brad Pitt fan, have a Brad Pitt calendar, have all his films on DVD, and wrote an angry letter to Jennifer Aniston when she married him, because I didn't think she was good enough for him. Dotti, she actually accused me of being secretly gay and in love with Brad Pitt! What gives? -- Dumbfounded in Cleveland Dear Dumbfounded: If you aren't gay, you're some kind of freak. Either way, your girlfriend made the right choice. Why are all you women nuts? Dear Dotti: As a man who has been married and divorced four times, I just have one simple question: Why are you women such crazy nutcases? -- Wondering in Haverton Dear Wondering: If we're crazy, it's because you drive us crazy. Go watch a ball game, drink a beer and get even fatter and lazier, you useless pinhead. _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

Anytime I think my life is weird.... I just have to read the advice columns, or watch Springer... and *poof* I feel normal again Do I need more proof than lesbian daughter in a abusive relationship, and the wiccan mother is writing to "Dear Abby" of which spell to cast. _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

My advice: dude move on.... the fat lady is singing, it's over _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

Reading that was funny... at first... but it was more of the same... hence this is why I don't argue... debating is one thing, but when it turns into an argument I stop... which by itself can prove interesting _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

"She really over-reacts whenever she catches me wearing her underwear." classic I say..... classic _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

well, being in Oregon, From the time I picked it up from the mailbox, to filling it out, then placing back in said mailbox.... I have spent less than 30 minutes with my ballot... I love this vote by mail thing... _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

sorry, I'z a horn (trumpet) player _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

sure be right over _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

leave the rust it will be worth less in the divorce then _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

After seeing the prices on ebay, my $400 option was a bit off I remember the prices being higher when I was in band _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

YYEESSS!!! I am not the only one "Monday Challenged" _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

I am having such a hard time staying awake this morning! Being I forgot to set my alarm clock back a hour, stupid me, I know. Most clocks set themselves these days... my cell, computer, radio in my truck....ectera. aaannndddd....... IT'S MONDAY so who else forgot to set the all important alarm clock back, and woke up a hour early? _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

THat is a picture of me _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

Right On!

Within the last couple months I have read "angels and demons" and "Davinci Code" too great books, except I liked the former better I like the way he played with history better I also read "Deception Point" too.... Hmm lets see, in the last month.... novels: Fatal tide Tell No One The Last Juror (not Grisham's best but still good) Other publications read on a regular basis skydiving 'duh' WSJ New york Times (they hand them out for free at the U of O) Register Guard or the Oregonian Four or five Bike mag's (depends on what looks good) Alert Diver (SCUBA) Scuba diver Rodales Shit load of posts on DZ.com those are the regulars, but many others on a semi-regular basis.... Plus all the reading required for 16 credits of an University.... Trying to decide what book to engage in next _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

At&t is a GSM provider.... or at least was when i had to get new service they no longer offered the duel mode... ie analog and digital phones.. so where I get a signal is more limited than before I was going to switch providers, thought according to Verison... (they were one of the few that would offer me a duel mode phone) the FCC is going to phase out analog towers by 2006... so I went with at&t's gsm.... _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

I once heard that to just break even showing the world series... they had to play 5 games... So I bet Fox is a bit let down too. but yea, kinda boring _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

I hope Oregon is still here tomorrow Cloudy In Coos Bay can't see it _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

this one _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

you like that esher check this one out _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

webcam??? shit was that out loud _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

I've had a few skydiving dreams... non as of lately. but the one that sticks with me: I was on a normals skydive.... broke off.... and I just did not pull.... Don't know why I just didn't... well, I did not hit the ground at 90 degrees... I more slid in like jumping of a motorcycle.... got real dirty... heart was racing... And was thinking "well at least i don't have to repack" I walk over to the hanger, and everybody is lecturing, and bitchin' me out... saying WTF you do that for?..... then I woke up _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

I always prefer the "bitch slap" or pulling hair but the grade school food fight is classic _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

THis one? _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

I have always wanted to get a hurst, (ya know for dead people), put a coffin in the back and use that for stays at the dz, camping or whatever.... those coffins look pretty comfy _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke