pleifer

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  1. "Scrotum pouch is a great sign to attract an opposite gender" as quoted from the web sight.... I think I would run if someone of the opposite sex had a scrotum hanging from their mirror _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  2. Get your Scrotum Pouches here And for you corporate types, there is a spot for your logo... for more information see the bottom of the page. (AS far as I can tell this is SFW) _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  3. I was wondering the same _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  4. did this all the time... and damn did we sound good for the subs.... hell we did that to the regular band teacher... though he thought it was funn the first couple of times.... _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  5. these are bringing back memories
  6. Phil Mias Pat McGroin Hairy Balzinator Richard (dick) stickettoea I'll think of more later used to call each other these all the time back in High School _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  7. what's funny is as I am reading this my prof was saying "it's not the number of references it's the quality of them" ha ha.... I should quit posting during class _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  8. bwahhh.... "and tonights impersonation of kerry in the first debate will be played by a llama... and GW bush will be played by an elephant...... LIve from New York it's saturday night live!" _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  9. I was just thinking how funny it would be to install it under someones desk here at the university, and during the lull of a test set it off every couple of minutes, from the safe distance of across the room. _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  10. anybody ever notice that coworker is only one letter off from cow-porker? anyway all my co-workers are motorcyclists, so they all rock! _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  11. Hey sexy! or What you lookin' at willis? _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  12. pleifer

    need ideas...

    actually they sell them installed with the chairs for the elderly that have a hard time getting up from a seated position.... google "pride lift chair" or just lift chair and you'll see more what I'm talking about. now what I have never seen (I previouly worked around elderly) is a device that helps them get off the pot other than those grab handles... could prove an interesting challenge inovating something that works. _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  13. pleifer

    need ideas...

    you know the lift chairs for old people, the ones that catapult them up, to put them on their feet... ok so it is the worlds slowest catapult.... but how about a lift toilet? _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  14. I was guessing it's a flat roof, being I can't see a pitch _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  15. I wonder who that was Just cuz you were following me.... at least i did not vomit from getting stuck behind the sheep truck (both happened on the same trip) _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  16. That looks closest to Mission style read more about it here: http://architecture.about.com/library/bl-mission.htm _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  17. Dude, get real. Every girl you date is going to be sloppy seconds for you or even sloppy 3rd, 4th and 5ths. You want pure and untouched snow, go watch "JACKASS" the movie right before he makes the piss snowcone. Really?!? My post was only replying to slappie's best friend that picked up his "seconds" as far as jkwon you dig someone go for 'em _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  18. dang those are expensive suits.... nice but dang... good list.... accurate too _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  19. Maybe he liked sloppy seconds _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  20. Word _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  21. depends on how you look at it.... here in Oregon, the industries are rated and then have to pay into the unemployment insurance... the government figures out the statistics, and then charges each company what it figures it should contribute.... for example my last employer had to pay 3% of everybodies wages to the employment department because that is the amount of former weyco employees are drawing from the insurance pool..... so unless your a company owner.... you are not paying.... if you are a company owner you can avoid paying by not laying off workers..... read more about it here if your interested... http://findit.emp.state.or.us/tax/how_raised.cfm _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  22. Now there is a lot of responsibility that goes with being an uncle.... Namely taking them out spoiling them like his/her parents won't and then return them when they start to get whiny/bitchy... congrats... have fun with it
  23. Tuna planet has the answer to the "ultimate question"...... forty- two Now what was the question? _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  24. It was actually kinda cool, it made introductions quick, "Hi I'm Paul and this is Paula" And I never had to worry about forgeting her name... which I am so bad at I have been on a 3rd date with someone, where I forgot her name.... I was so proud of myself because I remembered through the first two... talk about brain fart... It was about a hour before it poped in my head again.... That is my problem... names really don't mean anything... Like since were were born... tree is a green tall thing... bannana is a yellow fruit... but is 5' 3" 110lbs, blond, loud and obnoxious.... getting better with my new job though... I meet a group of 12 people, then have to remember their names for two days and then I can forget it... Really helping my short term memory _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
  25. sounds like one of the jokes I read on a popcsicle stick _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke