pleifer
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The Real horror is all the people that don't know how to make clickys _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
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That is also why nieces and nephews were invented. Payback to older siblings from when we were younger... I take my niece out take her to play and load her up with sugar and toys that make lots of noise, then take her back to my sis It is like shaking up a beer _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
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I have a final in 2 hours and you post this I was right at par until the last 3 holes, so I finished 14 over _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
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I don't think they were expecting strait people take quizes on a gay website _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
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Funny, the prez of the companys seems to think part of Canada does not speak french _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
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Sofia (my dog) she has a BMI of 100.3 2' 3" to the top of her shoulder, and she is 104lbs _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
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Mine told me to go eat a Baconcheese burger with extra calories Really I'm at 21.3, normal right? well at 5% body fat doctors tell me to gain weight _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
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Really? being I was the one that loaded ad-ware, and spybot on your computer _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
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So, I am sitting here minding my own business, and I get bombarded with all these programs opening up? WTF? Just wondering if this has happened to anybody else. _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
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spelling sucks, I just wish we did away with spelling... we could draw with crayons _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
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Nail files are evil _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
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Shock therapy is a proven motivater get a shock collar.... or are you looking for positive reinforcement? _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
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I seem to notice a lot of golf on tv here in the States I mean golf what a sport.... wack.... 20 minutes later... wack.... 20 minutes later... wack now that is some excitement _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
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Me, too! That's why I used to get incredibly drunk whenever it was on! Ever thought of changing the channel? _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
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Don't forget they have Crack but they don't say whether it is the drug, or some plumer bent over. _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
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But it is out of print.... Ok for a joke.... This guy is at an interview, THe company decides that they like this guy and want to hire him... they make him and offer... He is impressed by the offer, but as anybody knows benefits are half the package... so, he asks "what are the perks?" THe interviewer says "go into the courtyard and there will be a barrel with a hole... put your privates in the hole" So he does and has the best orgasm of his life... (yes with the barrel) He comes back into the interviewer office and asks "can I use that anytime I want?" The interviewer replies "of course, except for thursdays, that is your day in the barrel" _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
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Yes, and the weiner winner is aggiedave _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
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I wonder how long before that attachment becomes somebodies avatar.... Though it is not scrach and sniff _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
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I drowned one once.... took it apart, dried it out, and still worked, till I got a new one
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Why are so many American jobs being shipped overseas?
pleifer replied to lawrocket's topic in Speakers Corner
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I PICK DOOR NUMBER 2!!!! Sorry for Yelling, this poll excited me _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
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I think I am going to action off cash... "Yes, that's right for the buy-it-now price of $49.95 I will send you this crisp $20 bill fresh out of my wallet.... AND shipping is on me.... Just cause I'm a nice guy... Don't waste time...Bid now!!!" _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
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DUDE!!!! And I mean that in the nicest possible way _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
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Paul's way... (AggieDave's is probably simmilar) 1. Open Photoshop 2. Image size = 75x65 3. save for web 4. 5. umm you want more than 3 steps??? 6. OK 7. close Photoshop 8. 9. almost done 10. make profile changes _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke
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The coldest jump I have made: The thermometer on the plane read 12 degrees fahrenheit