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My dog could eat your dog _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

She got my vote.... Hell, she could have me....lol Hmm... Seattle is only 4-5 hours away... _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

I have one offender... I mean friend... who not only will call people while he is on the shitter... he uses the LOUDSPEAKER, so he has both hands free... For what I don't want to know... With the loudspeaker you can hear the spashes and everything.... *splash* me- what was that him- oh, i'm in the bathroom me- wtf is wrong with you man? him- what? I had to go me- No I mean wtf, you need to be checked out by the doctor sounded like a f'n bowling ball dropped off a cliff landing in the pisser _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

So saturday I start getting sick. Sunday and Monday my head starts feeling like it is going to either implode or explode... or both Don't know how that would work but y'all get the point. Well, the point of this is to thank acensky, who made me homemade chicken noodle soup, minus the noodles, which she forgot to add (that's all right If I were making it I would have forgot the chicken too) But acensky drove the hour to give me, along with other cold requirements... Those nasel opening strips, coffee and valentines cake

Somebody is pissing into the wind _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

Chicks also dig guys who can sit at the bar and lick his eyebrows Or do a push up with his 'tool' Maybe we should suggest these methods to those guys _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

Quote ..... what was the question again??? !!! I don't remem..... wanna go ride bikes? _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

Well at least it is natural selection in a way He will not be having any more kids _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

The really REALLY easy way Make a post saying you can't get (see attachment) to fit avatar, or small enough to attach and you'll have twelve people, (myself sometimes too) offering to resize it and whatever. and viola.... resized pic and I did'nt do anything...except post Hopefully they take your advice before mine _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

I would doubt also that a boy would not suffer from a lifetime of mental anguish over the event as a girl would. The boy is going to be telling his buddies when he is twenty, yea I banged my 7th grade teacher and she was HOT!!! If it was a older guy with a girl.... I would lead the lynch mob with a torch and pitch fork chanting "cut off his balls" _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

The trampoline was fun

It's fat tuesday man, Who else is going out?

I like to put a flaming bag of 'poo' on deaths door step, ring the bell, and hide behind the bushes _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

Yep, I read it. I really like his style of writing, but his endings are ones that says "I've wrote enough now I'm just going to stop" angles, davinci, and deception were all kind of like that _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

It would be cool to jump from a perodactyle (ie, extinct dinosaur) hmm, what's the correct spelling? _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

I think it was the Myth busters that straped a rocket to their ass, attempting to go to space Hey y'all hold my beer and check this _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

It is a sporting event in which guy's get together and scratch each others..... ah' never mind It is just a 'Really' super stoneware which soup can or salad can be made.... Oh yea, no workie, just 4 hours of mid-terms this afternoon _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

Very cool story, Here is a no shit there I was story, This actually happened yesterday (sunday) I was in Florence Or, diving on the north jedy, after the dive I did a mock rescue and a 100 meter tired diver tow for my dive master requirements. After I completed the tow, the instructor went back to the lot to break down his gear, and the person I was towing droped down to swim back. My dry suit's wist seal was leaking pretty back. To which I elected to keep my wrist out of the water and kick on my back. I see a bunch of sea gulls doing there thing, as i'm thinking about one of them bombing me in the face. I saw a bird that was distinctively different than the surrounding birds. It swooped in from my right, and then hovered right above me!!! A big ass bald eagle!!! Flaped once or twice, I was in too much awe to realize it thought I was food and might be tempted to try to lift me like a fish. Well, the eagle no more than 15 feet above me, flew back off to the trees. That is the closest that I have ever been to such an incredible creature. That even includes the portland zoo. _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

Bud has the market cornered for marketing, that was great _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

They do It's called Oregon _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

NIce.... Fav line... "politics make me horney, check out my web cam at......" _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

It worky for me

I'm going to march right up to GWB (President) and tell him I want a job as secret service, cuz I obviouly could do a better job than the fools that let me walk up to you _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

Strawberry and ribbed for her taste and pleasure _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

Fact is stranger than fiction You can't make that up _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke