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Those were just some of my fav's... We were a bunch of pranksters, and that included the band director... He was the one who jacked up the back of my truck by the axle so it I did not notice it was sitting higher, went to leave, and my tires just spun... That was my band director... He is now one of my best friends. Point being he was not an honry old man... but just one of the boys

nice, did not see that one comming.... _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

Oh man did you bring some memories back Some of our pranks on the band director….. Putting condoms on his exhaust of a old Volkswagen bug. When he started it to leave, I swear to god they blew up to 1000 times the original size…. They were about 5 foot long and one foot in diameter. He was really into cars, he once excused absences so I could pull a transmission for him. One of his other cars we wrapped in saran wrap. All around and underneath… One of my favorites, was when he got a Geo Metro… you know to save on gas… We picked it up (10 of us) and put it up a flight of stairs on a landing wedged between both railings. When somebody was remodeling their bathroom, they placed the old fixtures… read, bathtub, toilet, sink… ect… on their front lawn with a free sign… We took them up on that offer and took them all and put them on his front yard… There is so many more, but these are some of my favorites. That and my brain has not fully engaged yet this morning…. Good post my man….. memories _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

Open the back and front door, and take a leaf blower (which is also My 6hp shopvac) and blow from one door out the other sure beats dusting _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

Some people are so uptight, you could not shove a greased BB up their ass _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

You guys do realize you can have a relationship without drama, right? You just have to find the right girl! Patients is a virtue.... I got my whole life

next up the brown streaked matching underwear _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

I love ice cream....... I make malts, eat it strait out of the container.... mix it with fruit.... nope no weight gain.... I'm a guy though _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

Excersize??? what's that??? LOL While running around on our motorcycle range this weekend setting up cones for drills, The other instructor said "has anyone ever told you: your hyper?" I walk or run sofia... (my german shepard) 4 to 5 miles a day. We hike skinners butte a couple times a week, which is 3-4 miles round trip and a 1000 foot gain in elevation. My skinniness is due to 3-5% body fat which I monitor, and make sure I eat right because of this. My buddy (260lbs) once called me a skinny weakling as we were joking around about our weight differences. Which I walked over and picked him strait off the ground. (My legs are really strong) So now, he says to people don't let his size deceive you he is a strong mo fo' _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

yup, my ideal weight is about 5-10 pounds heavier. I eat constantly, and lots of high carbs. But I also eat lots of fruits, veggies, and whole grain 'stuff' I have tried to gain, but as long as I keep a constant weight, i'm happy. Being light i can do a zillion pull-ups _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

Changed mine just for you

#1 Drop Top (Amber ale) #2 Fat tire (ditto) #3 A good hef. _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

tri-ditto? _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

I was puting in the dates for a couple of jumps from manifest and I have 59 not 58 jumps... Sorry if this lost any of my credibility Though it is hard to lose what you don't have though my sig line is painfuly true _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

Major vibes from Oregon

Chapter 1 of Dropzone.com for dummies: - Read this first! Chapter 2 of Dropzone.com for dummies - Forums frequently asked questions Chapter 3- Here you can search for posts by user or by keyword. To search by user type in the users dz name in the "only show posts by" box Chapter 4 - The exciting chapter on how to send a PM Hope this helps, and note the above are links. A new window will pull up with the information found in the chapter of DZ.com for dummies _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

Bwaahhhaa.... I have heard this joke before, but without the last line. That just made it perfect _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

Sorry for you loss. Not real well about puting sympathies into words, but I feel for you. I do not look forward to the day my parents pass, and feel for those who has. Peace, Paul _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

Put it to the melody of "closing time" Faarrttinngg ttimmmeee were at that altitude again... farting time one more turn well be on jump run.... Ok not an exact fit but still funny _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

I'm in a boring class what can I say Still you can't post without contributing see: NOOOO sucked back into bonfire... and I thought the Indiana Jones movies were fake _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

One more from me Confucius say, how big is your nose inside _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

All right this has not been done in awhile. Here are my contribution: 1 Does anybody else think of Frenchy, when you see Allan Keyes' daughter: LESBIAN! (sc) 2 Simple Solution for the Gitmo Problem, Webroot spy sweeper 3 Questionnaire about skydiving and simulators, Have you ever masturbated at work? 4 Does anybody else think of frenchy, Middle age men wearing gold chains.... Sorry frenchy the title "does anybody else think of frenchy leaves such a nice intro _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

WHo needs a bidet when you have a 4 hp pressure washer I call it my Tim Allen bidet And if you are going to talk on the phone in the bathroom... DON"T use the loudspeaker _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke

and we'll start the bidding at one dollar one dollar...ooonnneee dooollaaarrr Seriously.... I allready spoil you..... If by spoil you mean, I don't let you run out of air under water... Hell I have not even lost you yet... you spoiled brat oh yea, if you have not seen my thread... thanks for the soup

One... Maybe two bites I'd like to see Toby and Moe go at it _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke