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Um, why would you fall over after drinking 2 pints quickly? There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show)

[shaking head] There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show)

Cool - what is it? Is it poisonous? There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show)

Gosh, geez, thanks! But I'z edumecated. and w/o a calculator I can't even figure out how the math one tricked me - so much for that stupid BA in finance I wish I was a sharp as a marble, right now I feel like a mallet. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show)

It is a funny steriotype. But if you had an accent, redish hair & were pale, it'd be even more so - but your not. Kinda a twist on the norm... but I guess that's normal for you 2. in reply to the thread, I think it's horrible that the officers in question had that bad of aim. How are they suppose to be a threat to criminals if they can't hit a man standing still? Send em all to sniper school! There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show)

My mom quit over 28 yrs ago & still has at least one craving every day. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show)

According to this I'm an idiot! > Below are four (4) questions. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are. Ready? > >GO!!! (scroll down) > >First Question: > >You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? > > > > > > > > > >Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! > > > >Try not to screw up in the next question. To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question. > >Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are ... ? > > > > > > > > > > > > >Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person? > >You're not very good at this are you? > > > >Third Question: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. > > >Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total? > >Scroll down for answer ... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. >Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right? > > > > >Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. >What is the name of the fifth daughter? > > > > > > > > > > > > > >Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again. > >KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE "SMART PEOPLE" IN YOUR LIFE There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show)

Crazy cops, poor slob, cant even get killed right. P - "At least I can drag my husband AndyMan with me!" You just like saying that you goofy 1/2 a pair. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show)

I learned very early on what my main pin felt like when reaching behind my back - I'd rather check it myself. After someone checks it, I check it. A few times I've found the tuck tab not fully tucked in. A few weeks ago someone deemed that they should check my reserve flap. They patted me on the back marking "all's well" I reached round & found that they had left one side's tuck tab not tucked in @ all!! Ask if I want a check. No one will die from one done correctly. Freeflying & sitting in the back near the tandems often means my rig gets touched alot by unknowing elbows & feet & the what not - I'm w/ Kaerock & prob annoy anyone watching me @ all what with checking & re-checking my main flap & riser covers. The issue here is TO ASK, ASK ASK - do not assume. My reserve doesn't have a bottom tab & so can be checked before putting on the rig w/o opening the flap. Then, once on my back; due to the angle of the container, it is very rare that anything touches the area around the reserve flap. And if something does, I can typically feel it - esp if it's enough to jar the pin. Do reserve flaps honestly have to be opened in a crowded plane when everyones starting to stand up, put on helmets, shake hands & do final mental dives? There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show)

>A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgery. As she >laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened >to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly >and said, "I'm so sorry, Cuddles has passed away." > >The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure? > >"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead", he replied. > >"How can you be so sure", she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any >testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." > >The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a >few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner >looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front >paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He >then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted >the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a beautiful >cat. > >The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird. >The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and >strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm >sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead >duck." > >Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced >a bill he handed to the woman. > >The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!", she cried, "$150 >just to tell me my duck is dead?!!" > > >The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill >would have been $20, but what with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan....." There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show)

I'm happy CrazyIvan posted the link as well... I got 3 additional jokes - THANK YOU! There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show)

Caviat: I do not do these things. Believe me, if I'm feeling something or have something on my mind, whom ever needs to know, does! Sometimes, I forget to turn the 'speak my mind' button off. This was a semi-funny joke e-mailed to me WORDS WOMEN USE ****************** FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. NOTHING This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine" GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! ) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine" GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" SOFT SIGH Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content. THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow." GO AHEAD! At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay" THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not! faint. Just say you're welcome. THANKS A LOT This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh.." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing" Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology! There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show)

Truely she is!! I always hate living here round this time, get over it & don't hate it again till Feb, March & April. A friend of mine called today to say that THIS weather, today & this weeks is why we live in Chicago. I say today is a bit on the chilly side, closer to 70-72 is my fav... her reply is that she then has no idea why I live here. Grr, I hate having to take my gear home & find a place to store it for the winter. RRRGGGGHHH. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show)

Well, he's prob like most of my other relatives. Pasifictic protestor. Against big govt, against war & ready to do something to clean up the world. Instead oof putting him in jail they should communicate his service to 7-10 working TSA - I bet he'd even like that punishment.. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show)

At least downstate IL it's warmer than Chicagoland area; Fri - Mon showers w/ a high of 58!! AAARRRGGGHHH: 10-Day Forecast Printable Forecast Daytime High /Overnight Low (°F) Precip. % Tonight Oct 21 Partly Cloudy 39° 0 % Wed Oct 22 Mostly Sunny 57°/38° 0 % Thu Oct 23 Sunny 57°/42° 0 % Fri Oct 24 Showers 67°/44° 30 % Sat Oct 25 Showers 58°/42° 30 % Sun Oct 26 Few Showers 56°/32° 30 % Mon Oct 27 Showers 48°/35° 30 % Tue Oct 28 Partly Cloudy 56°/36° 20 % Wed Oct 29 Mostly Sunny 63°/40° 0 % Thu Oct 30 Partly Cloudy 64°/47° 0 % And weegegirl, whatever we get in this area hits lower MI a few days later & typically w/ snow too... better beware. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show)

hehehe, AM & PM - that's too funny. But PM isn't far from PMS - (). Funny pic & the fact that you both like it - just goes to show how right you are for eachother & how great it is that you found eachother. I thought that the mom's were a bit too short for there not to have been some stairs involved. how cute though, they're the same height (well, in heels at least). Hope 2 see you guys soon. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show)

grr, 24 is hard "64 S on a C B" whawhawhat? To those non-native speakers - GREAT JOB!! Sure, for non-US citizens the 13 stripes is hard; but cricket, rugby... jeesh! Glad I use to bartend for a rugby club & had heard the cricket one before! There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show)

very cute & in the profile pic they look so similar. Beautiful family!! love the parking lot story, but keep your karmic bank balance in mind - k? There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show)

you already do all these naturally - and you are a tall beautieful model type that recenlty lost lots of weight in some mysterous way.... and took belly-dancing lessons. Wear your "everywhere else just" sucks & belly dance in your tape - that'd be FUNNY!! you could fit in wonderfully (course you'd have to hide the fact that you're also relatively intellingent & an admiral opponent on any end of a debate ) Seriously, I've always had a secret desire to go on real world or road rules (don't think you get to pick which one the put you in). But the age limit is 25 & most of the people on there are still in college or are college age. So you could also play the part of the wise dorm matron w/ all of life's experience. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show)

Great idea!! (cheap ass ) totally kidding!! There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show)

Heck, I haven't been in college for quite some time & I'd like to see this show!! I have no idea what I spend on food (rather depressing a # to me), but my room-mate determined he spent $20/week on food & that's rather cheap. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show)

Love everything! It all works swell - thank you for all your hard work & enabling us to feed our addiction (well, one of them)! There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show)

Hip, hip horray, hip, hip horray!! So happy for you 2, newly husband & wife!! Thought bout it as I was jumping on Saturday - 'wow Andy & Piriya are married bout now - crazy!' did you know it was sweetest day too? You guys rock!! Are both your moms really short, or is the height diff due to steps or what? There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show)

Sorry for doubting, just sensitive from previous miss-haps cause I can't get hotmail or yahoo @ work & don't have internet @ home. But thanks for the advice anyway... wish it worked. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show)

This & my work e-mails are the only one's I can access... Do you absolutely swear that our addresses will not be used for anything other than this validation? and will not be given out to anyone? I understand from a previous post that once the validation is completed, we can change it to something else (but somewhere we'd want a password clue sent) - correct? There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show)