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    INBREEDING!!!... What did you expect that I'd expect? Or do you want me to be all diplomatic and fouter about with "West Lousiana" jokes? Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
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    I'm with the renewable energy thing. Check out (google) "Bio Diesel" & put the sand-kickers back where they were in 1880! Incidentally TxBlondie... Regarding your "We're NOT Inbreds" posts... Methinks you doth protest too much!? Mike. PS. Liebermann isn't allying himself with Gore AGAIN... Is he? The reason I ask is that I suspect that the whole "Gore Liebermann" thing sent out a somewhat anti-semitic, pro spanish bullfight, message. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
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    Hey Vanya, Laurisova.... Wanna take this somewhere less public...? Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
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    OK... So "Short Version"... WE'RE ALL GONNA' DIE!!! We all suffer from a fatal condition known as life. Those that O/D on life are likely to die sooner. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
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    ABSOLUTELY!!!!! Give me a week and I'll come up with a nice set of lyrics for a punky, hard rock (heavy on the electric guitar), version of "The Yellow Rose of Texas". 3 weeks and I'll have the lyrics for "Dixie sorted as well. I guarantee they'll be completely unplayable on the radio in at least 35 states Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
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    I wanna do the lyrics... I WANNA DO THE LYRICS!!!!!!![/U][/I][/B] I'm fairly certain that I can get the band banned from the ENTIRE Bible Belt with... I said WITH the "Platinum Package Negative Endorsement" from ALL the major religions. If ANYONE knows of a faster way to the US #1 spot then tell me. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
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    Hmmm... A mere 6 apostrophes per sentence. Obviously not a true Texan... Not a "There w'all wern', me 'n' Dave bowie up at the Alamo, sharp'n'n' our knives 'n' practising' the chords for "Jean Genie" waitin' fo' dem dar'n Mexicans" Actual Genuine Texan. Probably jus' a wannabee... Y'all think so Jessica? Aggiedave? Wanna' bet he's not even gotten 10 guns? Think he'd fit into this christmas song? http://www.twistedtunes.com/download/whitetrashvideo.swf I suggest not! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
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    Received, and many thanks. This DOES NOT answer TOPIC #4: Would "Whocares and The Moderators" be a good name for a rock band? This question is almost as important as: "Which Texan said "SERACOHW""? 'cos I see he's back!!! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
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    The answer is: 5 Camels At least, that was the going rate in the Tblisi... Maybe this is a "supply and Demand thing - The US (GWB) has about 300,000,000 lives, so supply is high!? Lichtenstein has about 28 lives, so supply is low. Perhaps that's why Lichtenstein didn't invade Iraq! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
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    Yes. Absolutely. a BRASILIAN Forum, with lots of "Beach Jump" pics I LOVE the beaches at Rio... "Never in the field of human voyeurism has so many girls, been clothed in so revealing a way, in so little lycra." Churchill WOULD have said that if he'd gone to Rio. Mike. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
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    Ahhh... Suicide Bombers. You've just gotta love the ultimate Darwinist expression of their faith. Mike. PS. I had not one, but two (count them, TWO) hard drive failures this year. I'm now off to try & find something I wrote a while back about "potential suicide bombers complaining about the quality of the virgins they got in heaven." It's probably worth posting here. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
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    Hiya Vanya (Look! I'm a poet!), The good old "Nigerian Oil Money Scam". Yeah, sure, send him your personal details... Then once the will has been prepared you can send him your Bank Account Number. Then you can watch as your Bank Account empties and your mailbox fills with demands from credit companies you've never heard of! I also got one. I did reply along the lines of "Please find attached my personal & bank details as a scan of a recent bank statement"... The attachment was easily supplied from a Google search of "gay black porn" suitably banged out to 900Kb on Paintshop. I wanted to make sure that he got it so I sent it to him 200 times (isn't unmetered internet access wonderful). I never heard back - can't think why Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
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    NO!!! If it's on the BBC it's true. For example: http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/70000/video/_70980_aprilfool_vi.ram Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
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    Ooohhh... Mark! You are SOooo... in denial. Like MacBeth said about Banquo: "Is this a Closet I see before me?" At least that's what was said in the version of MacBeth I rescripted.... It even had a happy ending. No-one was stabbed... at least not with knives! OK. Lady Macbeth still went a bit insane at the end, but that was only because the Queen of Scotland had a tongue stud! Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
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    "if so, the people who made those remarks should be warned, or even banned as far as i'm concerned. I agree with you on that." If you're going to BAN people for making racist remarks then is it time for me to "Be afraid... Be VERY AFRAID"??? Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
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    Hmmm... A "Deleted Post" Is this something of a first? I'm well aware of threads being locked, but "Deleted" seems a bit Orwellian. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
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    Hi Rosa, I don't know if you got all 3 posts. If not there are 2 others. With hindsight I really should have just replied to my first post with the remainder. Yes. The model is "hairy" or the pics wouldn't have worked. Still the little man with the lawnmower is obviously working on that. Mike. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
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    His was an amazing life. Personally I think that he was right in effectively claiming credit for that the world has enjoyed for almost 60 years now... "Humans loved war. They kept practising, getting better and better at war. But suddenly, about about the middle of the twentieth century Humans got so good at war that they couldn't have one anymore." Enough seriousness! What are the funeral arrangements? I would hope that he's going to be Microwaved instead of Cremated. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
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    Costa Rica will be pleasantly warm. I'm not entirely sure if the Rainy Season's due JUST yet. It's paradise, then again I'm a "Coffeholic Carnivore" so any country devoting itself to the production of Coffee, Sugar-Cane & Steaks is gonna get my vote
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    Don't you have to say the name backwards for an invocation? I think we're pretty safe until some Texan turns up and says "Seracohw" I suspect it'll be a Texan because the invocation would be pronounced: "See tha' Cahhw"... As in "See that Cow, I'm dating her" Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
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    I went for "French Maid". Let me assure you that this was NOT some pathetic, knee-Jerk (or any-other-piece-of-anatomy-jerk) reaction. This vote was the result of long careful consideration and much research at a VERY LARGE number of various uniform porn sites. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
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    Just getting in BEFORE Whocares and The Moderators. Topic #4: Would "Whocares and The Moderators" be a good name for a Rock 'n' Roll Band? Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
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    Just a shameless "bump" for the west coasters now at work (tee, Hee - They're at work so they can't open them) Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
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    Just a shameless "bump" for the West Coasters now at work Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
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    Just a shameless "bump" for the West Coasters at work Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.