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19 out of 20 Like Bill says - it's not the mouth, it's the eyes, the head movement, the blink at the end. Obviously the one I got wrong was some duplicitous foreign git Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

OK. OK. I remember this one... You ask either one of them "Which road would the other one send me down to certain doom?" and the person will point you towards the safe road

Err... Hasn't your supreme Court said who's won yet? Wouldn't that save both time AND money in the whole election process? Isn't saving time & money the American way? I heard that GW won in 2004 with a landslide 11% of the popular vote. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Right, Having just finished my mid-morning snack of worms (pureed naturally, you can't be too careful of your teeth at my age), polished my zimmer and charged the batteries on my scooter I now feel ready to jump into this (right before my beddiebyes Horlicks and sleepytown medication). Skydiving ISN'T about attracting women. Skydiving is about skydiving. It's already been said that Whuffo's regard skydivers as having an excess of Lemming Genes and are perpetually frustrated suicides. Admittedly Whuffo's don't study aircraft crash statistics - fully 100% of fatal airplane crashes happen when the plane is coming down... LEAVE before the plane starts to go down). My point is that any Whuffo girl who finds you attractive because you skydive quite possibly has a death wish by proxy! My own dating advice is FIRST meet the girl (and beieve me there is NO shortage of talent at any DZ - I've yet to meet an unattractive female skydiver. Just remember that you're not seeing them in the flattering clothes, makeup & nicely done hair) Either the girl will accept YOU as you are (skydiving included) or she won't. If she doesn't, then move on. There's A LOT of women out there & somehow men & women DO get together. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

What were they thinking...? Hmmm... They were probably thinking much the same things that most over-hormoned & under experienced adolescents think. OK, I know I'm about to get flamed... I'd love to be a fly on the wall at "Careers week". "So. What do you want to do when you leave school?" Of course, I'm ignoring the fact that "age of consent" is 18 or 21yrs in the US. In the UK & most of Eurpoe it's significantly younger, typically 16yrs. As such, it's perhaps not all that shocking to Europeans. One small thought - gotta admire the entrepreneurial spirit? Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

What a superb idea... An automatic cocktail shaker... Just the thing for those genuine "James Bond - Shaken, not Stirred" Martinis

Nein! Nichts on der lock gemachen. Das Grune Volk vill mit der kollaboration make. If they know what good for them ist. Remember that were it not for ze French mit their heavy pastries, wine und compliant frauleins den mein und VonSanta's grandfathers would in New York haf been by 1942. Wir sind gekommen... Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Nein... Das ist die OstDeutschland Boobies... Underfed und pushed together being in ze hope that between them they'll make one good one. Meanwhile, mehr of der sekunde front Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Ha! "Btw, this thread seems to have quickly become a thread about b**bies! I'm getting out of here... " Die "Boobiehijackenplan" hast sehr successful been. See how der Amerikaners retreat. Now fur zer second front... und gescaren de rest of der amerikaner schnitzerhunde away(nicht fur arbeit sicher) Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Nein. Nichts on der chances fur das Amerikaners. Gehen sie into der gehime Weltdomination Forums, Hans hast der plan fur gedroppen der fallschirmjager; nicht using der "Static-Line" - gecallingen it das "Stasi-Line" vill dem mehr at home feel.

Hey VonSanta... Nichts fur ze meisterplans getellen!!!! Das ist sehr verboten! Dumpfentummelkopf. Mike Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Is it a "Nordlas"? the BIII....G French transport from the 1950's? Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Apparently there's some place in British Columbia that's going into making new DHC-2 Beavers

OK, Not as Fast, but A LOT cheaper to buy & run. Plus, with a C-X on the apron half the folk'd look & say "Learjet". With a P-180... Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Close but no cigar Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

"The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation." "(Much worse than "going blind!")" Actually, to all intents & purposes you would go blind Remember back when "Indonesia" was Malaya & British? Perhaps You'll go blind" is just another example of British understatement. The French version would probably go something like "You must surrender your head" (although in French, obviously) but it just doesn't quite come across the same, does it. Now. Guam. Hmmm.... Does anyone have the immigration qualifications for there? Then again, want to bet against this being a thing for traditional villages in the middle of nowhere with the girls in question starting to make the Lebanon look the better bet? Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Ok. Here's one... Again it's not hard so after you've identified it... How much & which DZ should buy it Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Nope. It is a DHC2-T with Wipeline 6000 amphib floats & PT-6A engine. Airframe has 21898hrs, Engine has 300 hrs, Prop has 400 hrs, Make an offerat Steve Assaly aircraft sales - prob around US $550K. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Oh $hit YES! List now up to 5... Just the thing for those fast & low level flights across Germany (lest they forget). Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Naah.... All wrong! YOU'RE ALL WRONG!!! But which one of the 4? One of 2 for getting from here to there in comfort... One for popping up to the lake... One for people to go "WTF!!? WANNA JUMP THAT!" Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Yeah... OK... gotta get a harder one next time. On a £3Mil development they flew prototypes over 300 hours, including a $hitload of vertical landings, takeoffs, transitions etc... Fairey needed another £5Mil to get the thing into production but the government said no. End of project. THEN the government spent £10Mil on Boeing Chinooks! The Chinook was slower, more expensive to run and tended to crash! Shame... It'd have made a killer jump plane, big clamshell doors at the back, width of a C-130, took75pax. Virtually uncrashable with that big autorotor. Still, with the Osprey V-22 some of the more advanced colonies have started to catch up... . Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Lockheed Vega? Beech 18. As for the caption... That's it fixed... try starting it!" Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Hmmm... I WAS thinking Martin B-57 (the knockoff of the English Electric Canberra) but I think it's a bit bigger... Then again, the Canberra came in so many guises. OK, I'm gonna go Martin B-57 variant. Mike. PS - Name this... a SERIOUSLY suitable skydiving "vertical transport system" Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Hi Mujie, So what can you do..? Have you tried smiling sweetly at the parents and mentioning that it's so nice to have children close by again, especially since with THEM moving next to you, then technically YOU haven't violated your probation! Mention how much you love children, especially sauteed... Say how much you miss your own children... How much you miss having knives & scissors not made of plastic... How much you hate having to eat with only a spoon... How "Fed Time" aint all that hard... How social workers and the FBI really ought to mind their own damn biz'ness... How your state-appointed psychiatrist says it'd PROBABLY be safe for you to drink again, but only in moderation and NO TEQUILA!... How moving from your last state really got the courts & DA off your back... How nice it is to live somewhere that not everyone knows you from the press photos & court artist impressions... How the "Cop-TV" reconstruction got it all wrong - the actress they used looked nothing like you... Keep smiling. Keep staring at their children. You never know, they might decide to move. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Yeah, good one. Then again it was a Danish study... Reminds me of the fundamental reason why (Shakespeare's) Hamlet was depressed: "You would be depressed if you became absolute ruler of a country which was only famous for Pine Furniture, Pornography, and Pork Products." Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.