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Hmmm.... Speedy (again). Thanx, Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

"You shouldn't have any trouble running the jailyard" Then again, there's more than 1,000 guys in my gang, and we've got guns. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

'E wasn't fitted up, 'E was verballed! Let's face it, 'E's screwed more householders that Barrat's! E's twoc'd more cars than our illegal parking division! 'Is bootleging keeps Stena Sealink in business! Smuggling? 'E 'as a rectum like a Puma Holdall! (this is an actual trial quote) Were you expectin the facts? You're gettin' evidence. Were you expecting justice? You're gettin' law. Were you expecting sympathy... It's in the dictionary. Right there between $hit and $yphilis Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

It's spelled "RoZZers". You 'ave a superking size gob for someone who's about to cough to spinning 22 drums (it's all in my notebook, m'lud, notes made at the time m'lud). Plus... Did we mention that you resisted arrest!? Who has the motive to lie? Me or the guy who's heading for the dock faster than the Staten Island Ferry? Mike Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Hi Lou, I can't believe that you've missed the fundamental point of this breakthrough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To all intents and purposes the elecrodes have replaced the monkey's nerve pathways. Thought control is the holy grail of people researching spinal injuries.

The fundamental thing wrong with that picture is "They're skydiving and I'm not" As for the rig, it's just one of the confusing things that can go wrong when novices first start trying to do Mr.Bill exits Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Hmmm... Not impressed. It says I'm Jean-Luc Picard I am NEITHER bald nor French! OK. One day I may go bald... But FRENCH!!!!!!!!! Somebody PLEASE tell me that I am the victim of some clever practical joke. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Hi Lany, Like everyone has already said, you're gonna lose a friend or friends in the near future. Given that, do you want to lose one of them as a friend, or both of them along with a little of your self esteem. A reputation for honesty is a bit like the French dictation exams we used to take in high school... You start with a theoretical 100% score, and every mistake you make reduces the score. I suspect that the reason you're posting here is to garner moral support for telling the boy. Perhaps the question you should ask yourself is: "Do I value my reputation for discretion more than my reputation for honesty?" If one person knows something, it's a secret. If 2 people know something it's half a secret. If 4 people know something it's no secret. I suspect that this situation is going to come out in the open pretty soon anyway to the boy's anguished cries of "You knew and you didn't tell me!!?" By confiding in you the girl seems to be trying to make you some form of co-conspirator. How long before she's saying "Cover for me" and dragging you deeper into her deception. The other possibility is that she's using you to get the "secret" out and spread. Either way, she's using you. I can't tell you what to do in this situation, that's something you've gotta decide for yourself. What I'd do in that situation (if I were you), is tell all to your S/O who can chat to the boy on a "man-to-man" basis while you're telling the girl that it's all about to come out in the open. Good luck, Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Where do you think Bill Gates got the basic idea for his company from... "Oh that dress / trousers / suit / operating system is Sooo... last year" Meanwhile, here's an unashamed plug for my favourite "smart" clothing company - the reason I haven't worn jeans since before Nick Kamen looked good in boxers... http://www.rohan.co.uk/ Clothing that does what it sez on the tin

OK, Just to inject a little humour, a couple of links to sound clips... 1. Name the singer (not too hard) http://mr-19983.v-mirror.spb.ru/mp3/ussr_eng.mp3 2. The Salvation Army's mostest favourite songhttp://video.pbs.org:8080/ramgen/joehill/UPThePreacherAndTheSlave.rm?altplay=UPThePreacherAndTheSlave.rm Both are worksafe (unless you work for a right-wing religious organisation) Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Option 1: "Learn to operate the toilet seat! If it's up, put it down" The response... Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

I contend that socialism has been proven to be a failure. Therefore it is impossible to be a 'good' socialist, but of course it is still possible to be loyal to your 'bad' philosophy. (pausing to let the steam from the ears die down to a gentle hiss...) In what way has Socialism been proven to be a failure? It's certainly true that in countries formerly governed by a socialist government the partial dismantling of structures & practices put in place by the socialist governments have proven to be disasters, that is surely the fault of the partial dismantling by conservatives. The United Kingdom's Health Service would be a case in point. Please tell me that you're NOT confusing Socialism with Communism!? Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

While I'm a good socialist (the whole "The workers flag is deepest red" & "United forever if friendship and labour") I had to vote "Depends". A picket line is a demonstration. Surely you should talk to the picketers and then make at least a semi-informed choice... Either to cross, not cross, contribute to their strike fund, or not... The truth is that frivolous strikes and picketing HAS at times made the lot of a workforce as a whole worse on occasion. My point is that you should not blindly refuse to cross a picket line, there are exceptions to the general rule. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Ok, Guinness, a lot of the British "Cask-Ales", anything with as little gas as possible. Failing which, a couple of pints of the attached, which I'm guessing is called "Kittenmorder", a German beer... So "Nichts fur Arbeit Sicher" Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Ahhh... I see the fundamental part of your headache problem. You're actually banging the wrong head off the wall. How about telling them to bring the "AFF-I" in with them to discuss their canopy requirements. Target "head for banging off wall" now acquired MIke. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Hi Mate, Well done on the stop smoking thing. You've already managed the single biggest life change.

...still have visions of her in black leather... Stop it... STOP IT!!!..... (dead kitten alert) Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Actually, this is one of the few things I agree with the Catholic Church on! CONDOMS CAN KILL I know this from being at a party once. After a "few" drinks one of the guys started to do the old "Inflate the condom over his head" trick. Unfortunately, being pi$$ed (and having a small head), he pulled the condom down a bit far & suffered a sudden leak & deflation just as he finished blowing. The condom went over his mouth as well as his nose and the poor bugger nearly suffocated before we could stop laughing. So yes. Condoms can kill! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Think of it in the same way as "French" & "Army", or "Texans" & "Gun-control". Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Err... Just to change the subject, I'm now an addict Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

I'm not going to pick one, or even a couple. For me it's gotta be red & "New World". California makes kickin' Zinfandels & Merlots (hopefully Arnie won't force tha Cali vineyards to produce only Liebfraumlich & Rheinhessen). Then there's Chile. Wonderful, wonderful Chilewith the Cenral Valley and the buying of the best of European vines just before the great European grape blight from which, let's be frank, Europe (meaning France, Spain & Italy) has never really fully recovered. IMHO there's only one "wine" that Europe still does best: Port. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Yeah... OK... So the Sistah is still in Whitewright, still jumps at SDD, maybe still flying a Hornet... Etc... This doesn't answer the fundamental questions about Sis: Does she still have the catsuit and the whip!!? While I'm dragging on a nostalgia kick... What about the PLFKing... Is he still selecting overweight children to land on as an alternative to the side of a hangar? (OK, I'm not so interested in that. Tell me about Sis & the whip) MIke. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Nice. Abstract & nice. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

What about Freaksister? Go back a while & try to find a thread she didn't post in. SERIOUSLY cool gal though... Wonder where she is now? Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Yeah... Any potential counterfeiters out there would need acess to Hi-Tec gadgets like, say colour copiers... or scanners and colour printers. Personally, I think that the Northern Ireland banknotes are the most counterfeit-proof. Actually printed on a clear plastic with transparent sections. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.