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  1. 2fat2fly

    Astronomy

    2fat2fly replied to bertusgeert's topic in The Bonfire

    the vision of Dave as an androgenous 80's one hit wonder is quite disturbing. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    James Brown was the custodian at my Dad's high school in Stephens County, GA. By the time Mom was a Jr.-He and the Famous Flames played her prom. She still has the invitation-it is way cool. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    Well, considering that I've only spoken to you once, and for less than 5 minutes-I can't picture you as an asshole. maybe you're just taking today to say some things that need saying. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    Do you really want that to be the last thing that you ever see? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    It makes sense to me. Should I seek treatment? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    223 AND I was really an illegitimate kid-so real fat bastard right here I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    Fred said that he plans on being there, and I plan on jumping the bi-plane again I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    Be good, little brother, I'll see you when you get back---and we'll take care of your women while you're gone I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    I've already tried to turn you in to a corporate trophy date and you stood me up I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    "Oh sure, golf carts may LOOK all warm and cuddley, but they WILL take a chunk out of your ass!!! " So.....you've ridden with Sunny too
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    I've agreed to go out drinking with Fred (the bi-plane pilot from WFFC) tomorrow night in Ft. Lauderdale. You guys wish me luck--I know that my candy ass can't keep up. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    I've been tooling all around Orlando/Kissimmee today and i got to say-ya'll can't drive. I've seen more weird car tricks than anywhere else I've been. Local plates and dealer decals (I started paying attention. Remember, red means stop-not blow through the intersection. Even if U turns are legal, look around first. Man, I'm glad I'm in a rental car. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    Finally, after three freaking years, I made my 100th yesterday. It wasn't the dive I hoped for. I've got a sinus infection and I could not handle a trip all the way up but it's behind me. A super big thanks to Lisa at Skydive Monroe for sending the Beech up to 5k with only five jumpers so that I could get it in. You guys are great and being in Monroe felt like coming home. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    Oh well, that didn't work out for me. But it was great going to church this morning where everyone is either a Clemson or University of South Carolina fan and saying "Well, Georgia won their bowl game, how did ya'll do?" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    That is what you call "Marrying Up" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    I'm sure that he's just keeping up with things so that he can keep his users honest. Just like vice cops ONLY go to titty bars to make certain that nothing illegal is happening.......... Could I be more full of crap? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    I'm a real sucker and I know it. I'll keep a few bills in my front pocket when I'm walking down the street just for the purpose. I know that maybe one in one hundred is legitimate, but......oh well I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    OK, I'm not a TI but being from a small, cessna DZ, most of my jumps are riding up with tandems. My personal rule is no "black humor". I'll joke, sing, accuse the TI of all sorts of moral impropriety with farm animals and such. I like to see the passenger smiling on the way up. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    All that time in Toronto and you go home to Texas for snow. That is just too cool (inadvertant bad pun). I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    MV North Carolina? Any Snow there yet? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    the only problems that we all know that when a tandem is at the door, "no" sounds like "go"
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    I remember scouring the "free kitten" ads when I still had my Burmese I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    Be carefull, I bought my wife a big-ass stuffed elephant for when I'm traveling. She's started to notice that Joy doesn't snore or steal the covers-I think I'm being replaced
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    If I tried nude sunbathing Greenpeace would send a rescue ship to tow me back out to sea maybe if I smoke more, I'll eat less and be healthy Edited TWICE because I can neither type nor spell I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    We'll find a way to get you there-I don't know if I'll drive up or not. I may do like last year and go straight from the Oshkosh air show, but if I come home-you're welcome to ride with me. If not, I know enough people driving up that we can get you a ride. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried