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  1. 2fat2fly
    Liz was born in '75 so I'll have to tell her that she missed it by a year. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    My wife's bday is April 14th and she's mentioned that it's been before and after, but never on Easter. I'll have to cut and paste this to mail her. Can anyone tell me if/when Easter will fall on April 14. It might make her think that I'm smarter than I am. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    I actually say, "sweet dreams". since I'm on the road so much, most of the time it's via phone. As far as good nights go, let me tellyou, "sweet dreams" gets a much better response than "gotta run, the hooker's here"
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    http://www.oddbins.com/Products/ProductInfo.asp?sku=33371 You can get dancing monkey drunk. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  5. 2fat2fly
    OK all you monkeys speak up! don't leave tha lady hanging. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  6. 2fat2fly
    I don't know about buying a dancing monkey, but there's probably a few monkeys on here that will let you rent them.
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    It's happened before I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    Yeah, I have been slack about that, but ask anyone who's jumped with me, I fly like I have 22 (or fewer) jumps. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    Oh but hell no. I do not look good naked. It doesn't bother me much, though. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  10. 2fat2fly
    Darn it-I passed 100 jumps a while back and I still haven't gotten my "You know know EVERYTHING about Skydiving certificate" I thought surely the USPA would have sent that out by now.
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    ...Must.....Not.....Give.....In.....To......Smart.....Assed......Reply.....AAARRRRGGGHH!! I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    F#$K

    2fat2fly replied to Darius11's topic in The Bonfire

    But you'll probably like the company better there Hey! Bought a weight vest yet, 'cuz I sure as hell ain't gone on a diet
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    I make it a point to keep as much of my fat ass covered as possible out of courtesy to everyone else. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    A gifted thespian from the early to mid eighties also known for dating Charlie Sheen. Girl had mad skills I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  15. 2fat2fly
    73, and I remember thinking how bad some of them sucked when it was over. I hardly ever agree with the critics, though. I have very base tastes. Did you notice that there wasn't a single Ginger Lynn movie listed? That completely invalidates the list
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    Here in South Carolina I think that it's "'til I got to whup your sorry ass for drinking my last PBR" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    when I was young, I tended to damage myself a lot-I finally learned that I could write "Hamburger X2-Fries" on the menu and that's what they'd bring me. Maybe you can order stuff not listed also. Good luck I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    She's short, it takes her two steps to my one. The good thing is if I ever had a girlfriend, I could hide her on the top shelf and my wife would never find her I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    Dated a girl with a pacer way back when. Parking in a pacer....that was uncomfortable-it was like f&$ing in a fishbowl I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    Can I find out if August will let me have her babies? What a bunch of cuties I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  21. 2fat2fly
    Depends on if any cute chicks show up at the funeral or not That's the answer that I always give my wife....then I run away I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  22. 2fat2fly
    I could probably shoot it from bed without fully waking up. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  23. 2fat2fly
    Put about 1/2 inch of dishwashing liquid in his boots. He may not find it for several days but even then, when his feet start sweating it'll make a sick feeling gooey mess. Turn his desk drawers upside down- take the little ball out of his mouse-redirect all of his desktop icons to point to different programs My officers used to hate me I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    And I avoided mentioning that it was a trailer park on purpose. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    My wife was driving through a neighborhood this weekend and saw an ice cream truck. She pulled over to buy a popcicle and there were several children and one adult customer. The adult (male, with beer in hand) looked at her and said (/redneck accent/) I heard them goddamn bells and I just had to git me one of these sumbitches(/redneck accent/) I'm proud to be southern, but I am so ashamed of some of us sometimes. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried