2fat2fly

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  1. I'm putting this in Bonfire because it's related to a joke that we're playing at the DZ but I would like to know the dates for the next water training for as many different DZ's as possible. Thanks I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  2. Phree was the photographer-the guy on the far left was in Dublin for his first boogie from my home DZ I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  3. From Dublin, far right-At least I'm keeping pretty good company. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  4. OK, I'm ugly, rude, broke, and married-where do I fit?
  5. "Guns of the South" Harry Turtledove I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  6. the way I was treated last Saturday at Georgia Skydiving Center. I have never felt at home that quickly anywhere. Thanks guys I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  7. Fire Safety Tip #24 When you do something stupid, Immediately call Sunny-She enjoys it I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  8. Nah, I couldn't get the number-late evening. Leather is great, very sore and just a little road rash for me. New paint, lights and fork for my baby. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  9. I really wish that I could but that's the weekend that I get home from 2 weeks straight in Louisiana-Liz will (hopefully) want me to stay around the house for a day or two. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  10. The Oliver's are great people-It'll be a heck of a show. Mike Goulian stopped by today on his way out there. Ya'll enjoy, I wish that I could make it out. Added: If you get a chance to meet Steve and Suzanne, say hello to Pax for me. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  11. I though that the goggles were permanantly attached? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  12. Yeah, nothing like sliding down the road at 40-50 mph trying to kick out from under a Heritage Softtail to help you "get it" Minivan, She may not have ever known she ran me off the road, yes or no, she never stopped I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  13. Are you saying that there's a price limit to your affections for your lovely lady? I am so disappointed in you. /Just stirring the stew a bit/ Wish I could come up for the gala but I hit major scheduling conflicts I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  14. Even though I started this piss and moan session-I am a product of my inconsistancies-bikes are a special case. You never try to force up a bike-too many things can go wrong too fast. Soccer moms in Navigators that have the cruise set 3 miles over the speed limit hanging out in the left hand lane while calling their hairdresser for a rush appointment-Those you try to get their attention. OK, I don't really know if she was talking to her hairdresser. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  15. But I doubt that you'll be in left lane pacing the car in the right for over six miles. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  16. http://www.thecarolinachannel.com/news/4437951/detail.html Maybe it's just me, but this headline made me laugh I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  17. Sunny and Phree have already heard this but, When you pass the sign that says "Slower Traffic Keep Right" Look in your rear view mirror. If I'm eight inches off your back bumper flashing my lights-The sign is about you-Get Over! rant over I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  18. And I am jealous-you got a nice shot of Tucker. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  19. Likewise-I'll be back-I had a blast hanging out down there. I may try to stop over on my way home from New Orleans in a few weeks. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  20. OK-the Haddaway song came on the radio this morning on the way to work. I couldn't fight it, I started doing the head bob from the Saturday Night Live skit-The people in the cars around me must have thought that I was stoned but I laughed all the way in and I'm in a great mood for a Monday. Does anyone else make a fool out of themselves just for fun? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  21. At Monroe, you're going to have to look hard to find someone that isn't eager to help you. Listen, ask, practice-you'll be fine-yell when you get your A and I'll come down and we'll do 2 ways all day long for what ever you want to work on. I probably need to get there soon, I've got to owe beer for something I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  22. Dude-sorry that you're ill but I'm glad that you had enough sense to keep yourself as hydrated as possible. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  23. Flight attendant has to be a job that either stressful or boring depending on the day. I like it when they jazz things up a bit-I'm usually stressed or bored too. I was on a Delta Connection recently (Comair, I think) that was only 1/3 full. The FA announced, "There's plenty of room so feel free to sit where you choose. We do ask that during take-off and landing everyone move to a window seat so that the other airlines think we're full" I thought that it was a neat touch. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  24. Couldn't come on out? We'll give you some water balloons and a launcher and you can call it 'auxillary training' I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried