2fat2fly

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  1. Well, since I'm in the happily married segment-I'm not looking to hook up.....but I do admire the view
  2. I'm a lardass I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  3. 14 out of 15-Ain't nothin' that I didn't already know. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  4. Welcome all Bujia Rodriguez I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  5. You can combine the two-I've done my fair share of para-hiking when I was trying to learn to spot. Does that count? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  6. I'm proud of your score-you pull the rest of us closer to morality on the average
  7. I want Sunny to reveal that her crush is just a hoax and she's really gonna marry me in Rantoul.....other than that "I already have a beautiful wife" thing-that would be cool
  8. And I had totally forgotten about you callously slinging me from the back of the golfcart. I had even forgotten that if it weren't for Wingnut, you would have left me there muddy and bleeding in the road, just another good man broken by Sunshine--yep, I had forgotten about that, trust me, I had I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  9. just tryin to make aliving, any way I can I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  10. 29% pure, that's higher than I thought it would be-I'm not that sleazy now I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  11. I can generally shave a buch of time off of my "Streets and Trips" travel estimate. Some people refuse to ride with me, but I'll bet they'd want me there if they need medical attention
  12. Pocket the cash and give me $200 in free lessons-I suck at golf I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  13. Sweet, I understand that Tuscon is a hell of a department. Good luck and kick that dragon's ass I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  14. I'll see what I can do. Liz wanted to buy one this weekend when she was down but she kept choosing the chubby ones with green eyes and I made her put them back. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  15. I'll be in New Orleans for another few days if you need me to pick anything else for you I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  16. 2fat2fly

    Only me

    That prove that you've never seen me jump.... I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  17. 2fat2fly

    Only me

    In New Orleans this week, brought my wife in for the weekend. I tripped getting off of the trolley a bit ago and now I'm in the hotel with a bag of ice on my ankle. I swear the it looks like I've got a baseball taped to the outside of my right ankle. No meandering through the quarter tonight for us I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  18. just got a call that my name was drawn for a WFFC jacket-too cool. I like pre registration
  19. You should look in to a lease option-sure it cost more at maturity, but you alway have the option to trade in to a newer, low mileage model when the one you have starts making too much noise I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  20. Interesting issue raised, Phree-How will my insurance company treat a surcharge. I'm betting that the cheap bastards won't pay it. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  21. neverf mind, Kris beat me to it I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  22. See, by jump 11 you already have a cool story that doesn't involve metal in your body-you're doing great. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  23. Hey, real men are surgically sterile
  24. But it keeps those little carrot slivers from clumping up on your fork for the first three bite. I say, Hell yes, toss the house salad. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried