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  1. 2fat2fly
    It's not that you can't drive. You're investigating new vehicle control techniques and as soon as you perfect and patent them, you're going to host a free boogie and give us all new rigs. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    I will be teaching my "Fun Guide To Expense Reports" class in your area soon. We can do the 208 level class "What is a Safety Conference and why did it cost $285 in one dollar bills" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    Yeah, right-I could feel that new respect when you were busting my chops Saturday evening But, you've made the turn and the worst is behind you. you've got the right plan, find skydivers and hang out. You, Gemini, and several others help me keep from going nuts when I'm on the road. And if you are going bonkers from boredom, call up and make fun of the latest Stupid Shane Tricks.
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    Or where they go to breed http://www.cnn.com/money/2005/04/07/news/fortune500/walmart_dating/index.htm?cnn=yes My first wife was a Walmartian-I really miss that discount card I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    Sorry, I was taking a break from contract reviews and was still in the "use 7 words when 2 will do" mode I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    Mexican-it's the Friday tradition I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    Can we cross reference last year's list with the people that were actually there vs. the one's that said they would be there but couldn't make it and the ones that were going to try an did? WE can use that to remind people how much fun they missed I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    Now I have a card in my wallet that says "In Case Of Medical Emergency-Log on to Dropzone.com" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    No offense meant, but no doggone way!
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    Where do you find this stuff? I had to send that to some of my select friends. Very Funny I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    Streets and Trips My house to Rome 198 miles-3 hours, 20 minutes got a place on the couch for me??
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    Bites

    2fat2fly replied to highfly's topic in The Bonfire

    Well, there was this waitress I met back when I was between wives, but that's probably not what you're asking. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    Did you mean to type "Ewe Ewe Ewe"? Just asking, I ain't got a dog in this fight
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    It's gone

    2fat2fly replied to 2fat2fly's topic in The Bonfire

    After 3 afternoons, several cuss words, 2 gallons of gasoline (ask Phree or Sunshine about that one) my rat-assed utility building is down. Now to get the mess cleaned up so that I can get the new one started. Yeah! I'll finally have a place to put stuff. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    O+ Common as dirt I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    Ding ding ding-a winner. We guys have trouble realizing that girls look deeper than we tend to. My wife is sharp, and I'm not repulsive, but I'll never win any contests. She puts up with me because she never has a reason to doubt that she is the most important thing in life to me. We males probably miss some great relationships because we judge girls on looks more than on the important stuff. Then again, I married a pretty girl so I'm as guilty as any of us. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    According to my wife, I am. But she also says that I snore so she's not a reliable reporter
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    I get a dream date! It looks to me like he'll be the one getting a dream date-best of luck I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    Yes, I'm a good cuddler. I'm so "fluffy" that it comes naturally.
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    Probably because you have an actual life and better things to do than hover around your phone. I miss your calls because I keep killing my battery before I think to recharge my phone. I'm probably taking Fred Cabana (the biplane pilot) to dinner one night in Rantoul-Wanna go with us? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    The bad part about the whole situation with the fire was going in to tell Liz that I had done something so stupid. Keep in mind that I was a firefighter for 17 years. The painful part was that she wasn't surprized at all that I had done something so stupid.
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    Yeah, but in my heart I know that you're just there for the jello shots. I feel so cheapened by our relationship. But you'll always be the second one I call when I set myself on fire I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    Vacation approved, travel arrangements made. The only thing left to do is schedule my trips to the bloodbank and sell enough plasma to buy the jello shots. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    Six years as of last Dec. 5th. Absolutely the best thing that's ever happened for me. Here's my lovely bride and the ugly SOB that she puts up with. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    Found it, April 14 in 2047-thanks to the naval observatory I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried