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Hey, I went to NJ today-just for a minute and I promptly got my ass back in to NY- Damn this southern boy has got to get somewhere warm SOON I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

No pretty snow-we're getting sleet and freezing rain. I really needed to get stuff done today and the roads will be impossible until tomorrow sometime. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I think I the town is Newport Beach=eat at the Arches and steal me some of their house dressing I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

There's a reall bad 1-900-HARD-SHELL commercial starting here I know, I know-you're weren't supposed to count the letters I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Yeah, but will he purse his lips and make boat motor noises? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

i remember when my wife taught. Her program got funding from 2 different fed agencies. Their criteria and specifications were diametricly opposed in some things. We would have to re-arrange and redecorate the room depending on who was visiting. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Oh dear, where were you when I was single.....oh, probably grade school I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Sucking Twinkie covered toes could be fun I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

AmEx user fees I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Wow! Great Idea! Guess what line I'm going to try when I get home this evening. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I got mine done out of Atlanta in Mableton, Ga at Dr. Tattoo's-Dale is super great but that was several years ago and I don't know if he's still there. the good thing was that he was popular among the local dancers so pretty girls were in and out all day showing their boobs. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

When I was in between wives, I told a girl once that I had noticed she was putting on a lot of weight-she quit calling. It was effective, but I wish that I could apologize now-I was such a jack-ass and she was sweet in her own sociopathic way. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

'fraid not. That is definitetly not a turbine exciter. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I saw video of the engine test (our ignition system) and that looked odd. I forgot what airframe it was mounted on but the engine looks huge I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

But is it your size? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Remember, i'm southern...what's the problem? They say, "The closer kin, the......" never mind I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Much like the Bartles and James guys-I appreciate your support I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

My panty tricks of 2002 provided good entertainment. It was that day i decided i hated wearing underwear. Whew! Scary, for a second I thought that Eric was wearing/removing your underwear at WFFC-Thanks for clarifying I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Let me start by admitting that I have a LOT of latitude in how my travel schedule works, however this February is Week 1-Toronto and points north Week 2-White Plains/Newburgh, NY Week 3-Harrisburg, Pa Week 4-Home Now the next week I hit West Palm Beach but 3 frozen tundra weeks in a row-What was I thinking? I cover Florida and the Gulf Coast also. Why didn't I spend my winter there? Cuz I'm a dumbass, that's why I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Yeah, but would you bet on it? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

And you're singling out today why? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

So, was that in front of Chateu (spelling?) Elan north of Atlanta off of I-85? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

I think that the "could" version is supposed to be used with a sarcastic tone. Not that I would know anything about sarcasm I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

Two buddies, George and Terry, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Terry throws up all over himself. "Oh, no. Now Carolyn will kill me!" George says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell Carolyn that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill." So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually, Terry rolls into home and Carolyn starts to give him a bad time. "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!" Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, Terry says, "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin! Itsh not wha jew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me... he had one too many and he juss couldin hold hizz liquor. He said he was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!" Carolyn looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty bucks!" "Oh, yeah...I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

It's kind of like hearing a song you own on the radio. My wife and I were talking about that a while back. It's just kinda cool. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried